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29 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Middle Eastern
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
grammatical innovator;;;
great pun maker
but chooses not to make
because puns are terrible

music lover
amateur music maker
lover of people who like to create
and discuss and analyse

aggressive traveler
even within london
poor sleeper
even worse sitting still-er

If you don't stop
then I won't stop
often one of the last to call it a night
because I'm usually having too much fun

I strongly considered writing this whole thing in haikus. I don't know what that says about me, but it probably says something.
What I’m doing with my life
That's a damn good question, but mostly wasting my Masters and trying to figure out how to open a hostel on a beach in South America
I’m really good at
Sitting down. I find that most people don't sit very well and that I do it considerably better. You may find yourself asking "But do you mean the initial act of going from a standing to a sitting pose or actually sitting for an extended period of time?" BOTH. I am talking about both.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very easy going and I smile a lot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Good stand-up comedy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Mad Men, The Wire

All kinds of music (I feel like there's good music in every genre), with a recent love of electro and acoustic brazilian music. Bill Withers, Al Green, Luisa Maita, Jorge Ben, Deadmau5, Chromeo, Pretty Lights, Skrillex, LCD Soundsystem, Nas, Biggie, Immortal Technique, Cunninglinguists, Infected Mushroom, etc.

If you're a fan of the shazam spotify combo, we'll get along.

My favorite book is Lolita, though there are many. I've been alternating recently between fiction and non-fiction. Most recently I've read Predictably Irrational, The Bell Jar, What the Dog Saw, and The Man in the High Castle.

City of God. I thought it had some of the best editing (and possibly one of the sweetest soundtracks) of any movie I've seen recently. L.A. Confidential, Pulp Fiction, Old Boy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There's nothing I despise more than lazy writing. A good example of this is the hacker character that exists in an endless number of shit Hollywood movies that is able to get the protagonist out of any situation. That ain't clever.
The six things I could never do without
An almost constant barrage of music
Switching Rooms
Family and Friends
Positive outlook
Sun please let us have some sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
consciousness, what witty comment I can make in any given scenario regardless of how inappropriate the situation (hence the shit eating grin that is oh so often on my face), but generally I'm pretty ADD so I don't often
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends: location varies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that the most private thing I'm not willing to admit involves a photo of Barack Obama, a can of whip cream, and a tub of bacon grease
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're ready for an explosion of happiness in your brain, followed by a prolonged period of disgust, and then again happiness