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failfox

25 Sturgis, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi there, I'm Stewart

I like to read, play video games, have good comedic timing, go on walks, listen to podcasts and music, act whenever possible, and go out to eat late at night
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a really weird schedule, trying to find fun things to do on my days off, and playing as many video games as I can inbetween.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking on my feet, going with the flow, playing video games, analyzing situations objectively.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair color, my glasses, my height, my beard or lack thereof
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Hunger Games trilogy, Fight Club, Diary, the Harry Potter series, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Looking For Alaska, Will Grayson/Will Grayson, Good Omens, gods behaving badly, John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, Storm Front (The Dresden Files)
Currently reading: Fool Moon (The Dresden Files) and Soulless (The Parasol Protectorate)

Graphic Novels:
Kick Ass, iZombie

Movies:
The Tremors Series, Fight Club, Hoodwinked, the Pirates of the Caribbean trology, anything by Mel Brooks, the Back To The Future trilogy, Kick Ass 1 and 2, Pitch Perfect, Cabin in the Woods, Clue, Men in Black, Pacific Rim, Fright Night, World's End, Evolution, the Paranormal Activity trilogy, Insidious Chapters 1 and 2, Jurassic Park

TV:
Supernatural, Community, Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Gravity Falls, Stargate: SG1, The Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Archer, LOST, Warehouse 13, Breaking Bad, Torchwood, Sleepy Hollow, Young Justice

Music:
Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers,The Heavy, Foster The People, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, PSY, Matchbox 20, Barenaked Ladies, The Fratellis, Queen, Sara Bareilles, Vampire Weekend, Trocadero, AWOLNATION, American Authors, One Republic

Video Games:
Fallout, Portal, Bioshock, Halo, Borderlands 2, Dishonored, Left 4 Dead, Pokemon, Sunset Overdrive

Webcomics:
Questionable Content, Super Effective, Cyanide & Happiness, Awkward Zombie

Webseries:
Red vs. Blue, Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?, Achievement Hunter Let's Plays, Hardly Working, RWBY, Immersion

Podcasts:
The Rooster Teeth Podcast, The Patch, Welcome to Night Vale
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things I use the most in my daily life:

My iPad/computer
Music
My phone
My Xbox/3DS
Books
TV shows/movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, paying off student loans, video games, what I'm going to do on my days off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work every other Friday, but on my days off I am either playing Xbox, watching movies at home, drinking, or out of town in Kalamazoo, most likely at the Alamo or Fourth Coast.

I hangout with friends when I get the chance but I don't have many friends nearby.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Crohn's disease and have a restricted diet. I can't eat most vegetables nor any nuts or seeds.
You should message me if
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You like going on walks
You like to go out to eat at night and just talk
You like to watch movies and discuss them enthusiastically

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