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failureandtears

22 Ponsonby, New Zealand Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Nige. I'm a writer and a fancy man.

I once faked my flatmate's death on facebook for ten minutes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduated University with a Degree in Communications.

I write for a Uni magazine and help out at a Radio station. I also like lifting heavy things up and down in quick succession.

When I'm not doing that I read a bunch, currently a quarter way through the second book of A Song of Ice and Fire. It's the trade paperback version, so puurddyy

Looove anime. Big into Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Gurren Lagann. Broken English is the greatest kind of english.

I run a few podcasts and love listen to Talk Radio from the US (O&A reruns, not Rush Limbaugh shit.) I'm a gamer, but I don't play as much as I used too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Je parle moyen Francais, mais c'est facile.
I'm really good at Writing and I'm really witty.
I'm also humble as fuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1984, American Psycho, Watchmen, Bill Bryson, Brave New World, Narrative History and some more I can't name off the top of my head. I've been meaning to read Hemmingway and Catch-22 (bought a copy from the Hard to find bookstore but it had 20 pages missing. Urgh.) ASOIAF.

Really into Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad was the best thing ever. Also follow House of Cards and Walking Dead (it finally got good).

My music taste varies, mostly into Post-Rock and Indie Rock. Folk-Punk is silly, I like it. Hippity-Hop Music and IDM is gud too.

Death Grips is gr8 m80

The Joe Rogan Experience made me think about the world in a whole new way. Real 'consciousness' booster.

I try to cook new things as much as I can. Thai food is sooo gooood (even better when it's lean)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
My hands
Music
My Family and Friends
My sense of Humour
Radio/Podcasting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Macho man Randy Savage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading
Exploring
Playin' vidja games
Shitting up Snapchat
Out in town with idiot flatmate
Or I'm at work most likely. You've gotta guess what it is. (clue: It's pretty Spooky)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know where I left the remote.

If you're lost for words (god-knows I am), I'll help:
- Tell me the one thing you want to do before you shift off this mortal coil.
- Tell me who has most CLAIM TO THE IRON THRONE OF WESTEROS.