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failureandtears

21 Parnell, New Zealand Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a foolish individual.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduated University with a Degree in Communications.
Aiming to be a Feature Journalist. Love what VICE does... but the industry is rife with problems...
It's bullshit that a couple of people die at the hands of ISIL and everyone gets up and arms, but over two thousand Nigerians are killed by Boko Haram IN A WEEK and nobody cares...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Je parle moyen Francais, mais c'est facile.
I'm really good at Writing and cracking jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1984, American Psycho, Watchmen, Bill Bryson, Brave New World, Narrative History and some more I can't name off the top of my head. I've been meaning to read Hemmingway and Catch-22 (bought a copy from the Hard to find bookstore but it had 20 pages missing. Urgh.)

I dig all music, mostly post-rocky underground stuff. Never could get into R&B or country. RUN DA JEWELZ

Scorcese is dank. Nolan is rad. House of Cards is the shit. Also like Breaking Bad (who doesn't?) Adventure Time, Regular show as well as british comedy and some of the japanese animes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
My Microphone
Music
Meditation
My Family and Friends
My sense of Humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Macho man Randy Savage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading
Wandering around outer Auckland
Meditating
At Home playing with my baby nephews.
Out in town with my mates
Or I'm at work most likely. You've gotta guess what it is. (clue: It's pretty Spooky)
You should message me if
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you think I'm pretty or if you know where I left the remote