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21 M Parnell, New Zealand

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a silly little man in a silly little world. I'm looking to get a silly little job at a silly little radio station so I can crack silly little jokes to make other silly little people happy. In the meantime, I'm looking for a silly little girl to have silly little adventures with.

I also quote Ice Cube lyrics a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my Radio Degree.
Waking up at ungodly hours to write news at bFM.
Waking up my flatmate at 4 am by blasting the Space Jam theme on his stereo.
Keepin' fit, sexy n' sassy.
Reading long books about people who are long dead
Working at a certain horror attraction.
Cracking Jokes and spinnin' yarns
Trying to cook new recipes without burning my apartment down.
Watching classic films while stroking my beard and nodding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, Telling stories, Writing abusive messages on Limp Biskit's twitter while drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes or my Jesus Beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Mostly Non-fiction, Just finished Dracula, (It's good but it draggsss onnnn a biiitttt) Moving on to 'In the Footsteps of Alexander the Great'. Turns out he was a bit of a dick. Who knew.

MOVIES: I love well written films with deep characters ... and Mel Brooks. Spaceballs is his best film, I don't care what anyone says.

TV: Currently Obsessed with House of Cards. Oh Kevin Spacey you sociopathic devil you! Massive fan of Game of Thrones, and Breaking Bad.

MUSIC: I like unique, independent stuff. Godspeed You! Black Emperor is my jaaammm 4 eva! I have a crush on String Quartets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The eternal comedy that is Human History
2. My Friends and Family
3. My sense of Wit
4. The ability to read, write and critically assess language
5. My spooky, spooky job.
6. Word Processing Technology (my handwriting is horrendous.)

Jesus. Those sounded pretentious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Napoleon Skateboarding
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' in my room catching up on some films.
or I'm listening to Talk Radio or Podcast while playing ancient video games.
At the start of the year, I was all about going to town with my flatmates, but that's calmed down a fair bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm fairly shy and self-critical.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're a huge nerdlord like me and proud of it. :)