If you're under 30. And if you're over 30-- why are you even
BOTHERING WITH A 22 YEAR OLD? Just wondering.
I'm bored so I'm updating this for sh!ts and giggles. (Like how I
censor my cursing? I know it amuses you, don't lie)
In all seriousness, I know this site is called "okCUPID" for a
okcupid keeps telling me to "stay classy" because it obv. knows I'm
not the 'friends with benz' type. If that's what you're looking
for... I wouldn't waste your time ->___>;
IF YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN.
Don't know what a gentleman is? I will tell you!
(Not necessarily in order of importance:)
-he must always put the seat down after he uses the bathroom. Then,
he must flush the toilet so I don't have to deal with that level of
grossness should we ever share a bathroom.
-If he needs to pass wind during dinner, he best be polite and
excuse himself. (Same goes for belching...)
-If he passes wind in bed... -shudder- well, gentlemen don't EVER,
EVER do that so that's not an issue.....
-If I'm freezing my arse off in the dead of winter, a gentleman
would always offer his jacket for warmth.
-A gentleman always looks dapper. Not like some hobo off the
-WIT is essential when looking for a gentleman. You can't fake
**** - But above all points made or could be made, a true gentleman
attracts the eyes of many, but only has eyes for one lady, who he
will always respect.
They look for the wifeys, not the ho-hos.