If the vague statements above have left you pondering or confused, just ask me and I'll try to give you a better summary.
Oh, and I like humor.
Please don't ask if I want to be your Friend with Benefits! You don't want to message me and I definitely don't want to talk to you if this is what you want. It's not what I'm looking for. I used to have this request down at the bottom of my page but based off the messages I receive I can tell that most people aren't reading that far.