NOTE: EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO SMOKERS OF CIGARETTES AND
Fresh Edition, September 21.
I'm the enigma you've always wanted all for yourself, but decided
to waste your time following the rest of the crowd with guys who
ignored you, bored you, or abused any sense of worth or spark of
life clean out of you. Now, if you are actually ready, and open to,
all the positive attention, affection, and delight I dish out, the
coach will only be the last thing you see as we go sailing out on
our next adventure. Of course, staying in for movies and cuddling
I wouldn't act like that sonofabitch did, so I won't pay the
penalty. Leave your baggage at the door.
I'm looking for someone who LOVES being a WOMAN, being a female
will never be enough, being feminine is something you are proud of
because it is something no man can compete against. You'd never
allow yourself to waste time with a man who didn't stand proudly
with you. I am masculine, won't waste time on females who only care
about their weight, financial resources or stability, job, height,
dress, location, or possessions...she wants a man as her partner,
source of fun, supporter of absolutely everything and then more,
best friend, companion, crusader, sounding board, and will only
accept a man who treats her with exactly the same respect.
Besides, it's fun to be the center of attention and have fun, and
be treated like you are the only reason I'm with you to begin
My eyes are like Paul Newman's, seriously a carbon copy, and only
look intense, it's just I'm keeping eye contact instead of staring
at your boobs. If we work out I'll be staring at them plenty, but I
want to get to know you...and the funny thing is, I don't think
anyone would gripe if Paul Newman grabbed an eyeful of
I'm always honest, respectful, and not just looking for sex. I am
the only two-legged creature under this roof. The four legged ones
outnumber me, but don't pay rent.
Lastly, I really have tried to have relationships with women who
live with their parents, who have kids at home, who have roommates
and can't have company, still were living with their exes, even
found they weren't even exes, kind of forgot to tell me. They don't
work, never did, sorry, you just HAVE to have YOUR OWN PLACE, I
I'll promise this much--you WILL feel like the most desired,
appreciated, and beautiful woman you have ever been, and that's
even before the fireworks begin.
What I’m doing with my life
I am starting a business that is actually taking hold--and getting
attention from the people I want it to. The "Student" status on
here would be "prospective" if they offered the choice. Being
mischievous, being my own mentor because no one else in my life
bothered. Making mistakes and actually using them to learn from.
Volunteering for a hospice and an animal shelter; and being
grateful for all the things I never knew I could be.
I’m really good at
Reading without moving my lips, eating almost anything, cooking
breakfast, believing my pets actually do engage in conversation
with me. Not getting lost, but with a knack for being misplaced
until I find my way back. Having fun by making people laugh and
having a better time than they do. Kissing. Spending time in
hardware stores delighting in the fact I don't have to do their
inventory. Writing poetry. Being a walking GPS (my friends with
them call me to get them back to where they should be), using
public transportation...and driving.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile at people, speak politely, hold doors, am really honest in
word and deed, and treat people with appreciation because that's
what I hope for. Being funny, sweet, a bit of a tease, a smidgen of
a flirt, talking to homeless people and learning their names. I am
hopeless at technology, but it doesn't interest me that much. I
read books with covers. I use my phone to make calls. I hold doors
for others, thank people for attention, good service, or help.
Being polite to waitstaff and tipping fairly, and sometimes buying
the person in front of me a cup of coffee--that feels terrific.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes. All of the above, and adding to the list daily.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, cats, kindness, respect, hope and using the best I have as
the place to reach higher from.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get to "yes", how to write notes that get replies, being the
best man I can, and remembering that time is the one thing that
cannot be purchased, bartered, sold, exchanged, or be different no
matter what you have or not. If you doubt me, ask Mrs. Jobs she
would have given for ten more minutes with Steve. No account
balance goes that high.
On a typical Friday night I am
Actually, nothing. Rarely, something. Wishing gas was a buck a
gallon so I could go somewhere else to do it. Wondering what it
would be like NOT to be alone anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I don't have anything that private. Ask, I answer. If I had
something that juicy, I'd start a rumor about myself.
You should message me if
A real partner, best friend, closest intimate, passion matters, if
you want someone who is looking for tingles every time he looks at
you..and you feel the same! By the way, kissing with abandon from
the very beginning is wonderful, isn't it?