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OverratedMerman

23 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 3
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was 5 years old I fell in a pond. I swear the goldfish saved my life. It was probably my dad but that's not the point. Goldfish.

Im best described as a sarcastic, comic and traditional book loving humanist who doesn't take himself too seriously (except on every 2nd sunday), obsessed with female driven period peices, sarcasm, and Oxford commas. When my super suit is in the dry cleaners I work as a communications fellow at a think tank. I have to sleep away from a door, it's a strange requrement and while most people fear snakes, spiders, etc I fear organ theft. I subscribe to the Greys Anatomy solution to problems. Dance till they aren't problems anymore.

I'm also team Pepsi. I'm great for giving a good laugh, a good lively debate, or spontaneous plans. Boys in glasses are the cutest to me.

And finally; this sage peice of wisdom. Anything that can be latted, can be frapped. You're welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a think tank as a communications fellow, which means spending 8 hours watching press releases, writing tweets and facebook posts. And reading Washington Post, NYT, Salon and yes, Buzzfeed. I also work as a freelance blogger for a website and help run two social justice conferences.

I'm deciding between Americorps, another communications job and working a political campaign in the upcoming years. But i was gifted with indecision, so that's fun. I'm also editing my novel for some agent's interested.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the "who starred in that..." Game.
Making even a statue laugh.
The best car dancing you've ever seen.
Creative and non creative writing.
Keeping in touch with people.
Being empathetic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you need an addition to your group, but want a non threatening in height black guy. I'm your guy. Cuz, you know, I'm kinda short....

...and then I open my mouth and well, as Aristotle says, "Wit is educated insolence."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anne of Green Gables, Atonement, Winters Tale,The Dresden Series Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, As I Live Now

Movies: : Rent, Flowers of War, The Grey, Cloud Atlas, Kings of Summer, Butter, Jezebel, Breakfast Club, Mulan, League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Wait Until dark, The Birds, and so many more

TV: :, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The Mindy Project ,Smash (rest in peace), The Newsroom, The Blacklist, Doctor Who, Orphan Black, Lost Girl, Portlandia, The West Wing

Music: Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Lumineers, Ellie Goulding, Of Monsters And Men, Imogen Heap, Fall Out Boy, Tracey Chapman, Haim, Scars On 45, Fleetwood Mac, Tegan and Sara, Sia

Superheroes: : Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Wonder Woman, Scarlet Witch, Storm (see a pattern?)

Countries: Ireland, England, Brazil, Canada, Czech Republic, South Africa, Netherlands
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bookstores
Good Quality Headphones
Cloudy, overcast weather
Bargain Travel websites
Purple colored clothing
A good quality iced white chocolate mocha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to write for TheSkimm
The state of international relations, human rights, and race equality in the USA
Feminism (protip: if you're ashamed to discuss feminism and gender equality, we won't work out).
What flavor of coffee I'm going to try this week.
The multiple hypothetical crazy questions that make me miss my metro stop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to the movies (Either out or a movie night with friends), coupled with a wine filled dance party with friends that ends with great memories (maybe being remembered at a delayed rate).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Freshmen year halloween I dressed up as a play boy bunny. A tail, ears, sleeveless white shirt...and broke my foot falling down the steps.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Send me a stupid "Would you rather"! I love that shit.

You like nerdy things, cultured things, stupid things,and would love someone to expand on those with. Museums, concerts, bar crawls, spoken word or just a dinner buddy. I'm all about making memories. Where that goes? That's half the fun, but first, you have to message.

Your move, Mr. President.