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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've spent all of my life in the DMV area, and I have a love-hate (mostly love) relationship with it. Currently, I help teach students in read in at risk areas of DC--which is stressful but when a student goes from 21 wpm to 60 in 6 weeks, you can't help but love your job.

I've been highly active in politics for the past 3 years, and even know I volunteer a lot. My weekends are pretty busy (and i'll always complain about that on Mondays). Car dancing, adding song lyrics to conversations, and an uncanny amount of random facts fill my life. 5 minute Ted Talks on Youtube are the Grace of God.

Female Driven Period Pieces are my guilty obsession, and I'm not ashamed (maybe a little...).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in DC Public schools as a literacy coach, to help K-3rd graders with their literacy skills (more stressful and rewarding than it sounds!). I also volunteer a lot with non-profits and political groups (cue the DC eye roll), which allows me to go to really cool, off-the-wall events, meet cool people, and stumble over my words when I meet them. Pretty typical...right?

And I would feel like I'm lying if I didn't mention this, I'm also working on editing a novel for an interested agent. I swear, i'm not pretentious!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the "who starred in that..." Game..
The best car dancing you've ever seen.
Creative and non creative writing.
Timing my metro entering so the train is right there.
Solving geopolitical issues with comedy (Hello, UN? I'm open for hiring).
Planning soirees and jamborees

And most importantly? Making people laugh and feel good about themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pretty much have a "Random fact" related to anything or can relate a song lyric to any sentence (Think the Riff-off in Pitch Perfect 1 & 2). It's a gift, and a curse, but I take it with honor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Atonement, Winters Tale,The Dresden Series, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, As I Live Now, Brooklyn, The Devil In The White City.

Movies: : Blue Valentine, Flowers of War, Cloud Atlas, Kings of Summer, Butter, Jezebel,League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

TV: : Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Smash (rest in peace), The Newsroom, Orphan Black, The West Wing

Music: Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Lumineers, , Of Monsters And Men, Tracey Chapman, Haim, The Decemberist, Tegan and Sara, Sia

Superheroes: : Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Wonder Woman, Scarlet Witch, Storm (see a pattern?)

Countries: Ireland, England, Brazil, Canada, Czech Republic, South Africa, Netherlands (I have been to all of these also).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Quality Headphones
Cloudy, overcast weather (Pacific Northwest/London is home, I swear)
Bargain Travel websites
Purple colored clothing
A good quality iced white chocolate mocha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome Vera Britain was
"Why is Waze taking me down this isolated road..."
What flavor of Starbucks coffee I'm going to get
If I am team Marvel or DC
International and Domestic Politics
A new band to make me feel as amazing as The Lumineers+ Of Monsters and Men (any suggestions?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late with my students, arriving early to a social event (and of course my friends are late), or catching up on all the TV shows I couldn't watch during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Freshmen year halloween I dressed up as a play boy bunny. A tail, ears, sleeveless white shirt...and broke my foot falling down the steps.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Send me a stupid "Would you rather?", I love that shit.

You like nerdy things, cultured things, stupid things,and would love someone to expand on those with. Museums, concerts, bar crawls, spoken word or just a dinner buddy. I'm all about making memories. Where that goes? That's half the fun, but first, you have to message.

Your move, Mr. President.