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22 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Mindy Lahiri is my role model.
Sara Manning my Guardian Angel.
And Dan Humphrey is my Spirit animal.
Take that as you please.

I'm best described as witty humor mixed with cliches, horror puns and far too much sarcasm. I think boys who smile a lot are the cutest, along with those who have an opinion and willing to stand up for it. INFJ. Used to be an ENFP. Loyalty is huge to me. I'm here to make connections, that can be intimate or great friendships...though those aren't always exclusive. I take hypothetical questions too seriously.

I'm honestly just looking for my dance partner to dance in a Rom-Com closing credits to Betty Who's "someone loves you" and someone who understands it's better to take on the world with someone than alone. Applications can be found at the door.
What I’m doing with my life
Fiction Writer moonlighting as a student and hopefully soon to be grad student in anthropology and public health (because something has to pay the bills) and working for a economic research group that deals with social justice and laws.

I write YA novels with main characters who just happen to be gay. My stories focus on guys in fantasy/scifi situations who are gay...not the whole novel about being gay. I think it's important you'd adults who are gay have characters they can relate to like them especially at such a crucial age.
I’m really good at
Remembering limericks and useless facts about anything.
Applying lyrics to any conversation.
Making unique connections between...anything.
Simplify explaining major social justice concepts.
Sarcasm. As he says sarcastically.
Having an uncanny knowledge about diseases and their history.
The first things people usually notice about me
My constant use of Sarcasm. Lets be honest, its practically its own language.
My ability to be comical and not being afraid of making a fool out of myself.
My obsession with Wonder Woman, Scar, and the fact "Ebloa is my favorite disease".
My killer dance moves.
...Oh, you meant physically? My smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Naked Economics, Griftopia, Harry Potter, The Secret Of Genetics, Anne of Green Gables, Atonement, Memoirs of a Geisha, Les Misérables , Bossy Pants, Anna Karenina, Wuthering Heights, Dorian Gray, Scarlet Letter, Memory Keepers Daughter, Light In The Ruins, Hunger Games, Proxy, Winters Tale, 10th Of December, The Fault In Our Stars, The Dresen Series, Not a Drop to Drink,

Movies: : Rent, A Walk to Remember, Lagaan, The Notebook, LOTR, Sin Nombre, Innocent Voices, Flowers of War Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, V For Vendetta, Mean Girls, and The Grey, Cloud Atlas, Kings of Summer, Butter, Pitch Perfect, Jezebel, Breakfast Club, Mulan, The Lion King, Beauty And The Beast, Sin Nombre, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Frozen, American Hustle,

TV : Downtown Abbey, Game of Thrones, Scandal, House of Cards, The Mindy Project, Nashville, Smash (rest in peace), Scandal, The Newsroom, Greys Anatomy, The Blacklist, Shameless, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Orphan Black, Lost Girl, Scandal, portlandia, The West Wing

Music: ZZ Ward, Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Macklemore, Paramore, Lumineers, Azealia Banks, Ellie Goulding, Of Monsters And Men, Imogen Heap, Fall Out Boy, Tracey Chapman, Oh Land, 1975, The Royal Concept, Regina Spektor, The Nationals, Chris Daughtry, Arcade Fire, Josh Ritter, Haim, Scars On 45, Adrian Lux, Fleetwood Mac, Tegan and Sara, Sia

Food: Sushi, Italian, Indian, Thai, A Good ol cheese burger, Anything with cheese.
The six things I could never do without
(Lets take out the typical things like 'friends, water, family, cars, phone, etc)

High Top Sneakers
Creative people
Travel (domestic or internationally)
Intellectual discussion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I know this is a cop out, but I think about a lot ranging from 'having multiple hands in different pots' at work, to writing multiple novels, to taking a wide range of classes, I know a good amount about a lot of things and that makes for interesting discussions.

Comic book hypothetical situations and superpower ramifications take up a lot of my day dreaming.

Panicking ( a level of thinking mind you) about my MFA and MPH applications which are due in T Minus 7 months. No pressure.

But mostly a lot of fantastical and semi-logic hypothetical situations.

Bonus! Why my parents gave me this good awful (it's not really) first name.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working on (hopefully) writing a great novel, or getting research for my novel(s) by you life, having new experiences, fortifying old ones, or watching all the TV I missed during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Freshmen year halloween I dressed up as a play boy bunny. A tail, ears, sleeveless white shirt...and broke my foot falling down the steps.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're looking to have an awesome summer and see what comes from it. Connections are most important in any sense. I'd love someone to go to museums with, movies at dusk, midnight premiers and awesome experiences.

Cuddle buddies, great kissers and guys willing to dance like a fool or sensually to the front of the line.

I hate the term FWB and LTR. I'm looking for something substantial. That doesn't always last, though it's great if it does. Just be looking to get to know me on all levels and I'll do the same to you.

I really like guys in glasses.