Im best described as a sarcastic, comic and traditional book loving humanist who doesn't take himself too seriously (except on every 2nd sunday), obsessed with female driven period peices, sarcasm, and Oxford commas. When my super suit is in the dry cleaners I work as a communications fellow at a think tank. I have to sleep away from a door, it's a strange requrement and while most people fear snakes, spiders, etc I fear organ theft. I subscribe to the Greys Anatomy solution to problems. Dance till they aren't problems anymore.
I'm also team Pepsi. I'm great for giving a good laugh, a good lively debate, or spontaneous plans. Boys in glasses are the cutest to me.
And finally; this sage peice of wisdom. Anything that can be latted, can be frapped. You're welcome.