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22 M Washington, DC

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Last Online
Today – 3:32pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I praise whoever made iced coffee as my
Savior. True fact.

I'm best described as witty humor mixed with cliches, horrible puns and far too much sarcasm. I think boys who smile a lot are the cutest, along with those who have an opinion and willing to stand up for it. INFJ. Used to be an ENFP. Loyalty is huge to me. I'm here to make connections, that can be intimate or great friendships...though those aren't always exclusive. I take hypothetical questions too seriously and I love discussing random hypotheticals into the late night.

I work for a progressive firm in Georgetown in charge of our more socially conscious campaigns. Hugely into public earth, international human rights, and finding the perfect half-and-half to coffee ratio.

I'm pretty sure the greatest gift in life would to take a selfie with Tina Fey.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fiction Writer moonlighting as a student and hopefully soon to be grad student in public health (because something has to pay the bills) and working for a economic research group that deals with social justice and laws. I love this job and they offered me a job after a campaign I managed, so even better!

I also work for a lgbt blog that's underconstrucion and an lgbt teen social justice group!

I write YA novels with main characters who just happen to be gay. My stories focus on guys in fantasy/scifi situations who are gay...not the whole novel about being gay. I think it's important young adults who are gay have characters they can relate to like them especially at such a crucial age.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering limericks and useless facts about anything.
Applying lyrics to any conversation.
Making unique connections between...anything.
Simplify explaining major social justice concepts.
Sarcasm. As he says sarcastically.
Having an uncanny knowledge about diseases and their history.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My constant use of Sarcasm. Lets be honest, its practically its own language.

My ability to be comical and not being afraid of making a fool out of myself.

My obsession with Wonder Woman, Scar, and the fact I love Bollywood and foreign films far too much

My killer dance moves.

...Oh, you meant physically? My smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Naked Economics, Griftopia, Harry Potter, The Secret Of Genetics, Anne of Green Gables, Atonement, Memoirs of a Geisha, Les Misérables , Bossy Pants, Anna Karenina, Wuthering Heights, Dorian Gray, Scarlet Letter, Memory Keepers Daughter, Light In The Ruins, Hunger Games, Proxy, Winters Tale, 10th Of December, The Fault In Our Stars, The Dresen Series, Not a Drop to Drink,

Movies: : Rent, A Walk to Remember, Lagaan, The Notebook, LOTR, Sin Nombre, Innocent Voices, Flowers of War Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, V For Vendetta, Mean Girls, and The Grey, Cloud Atlas, Kings of Summer, Butter, Pitch Perfect, Jezebel, Breakfast Club, Mulan, The Lion King, Beauty And The Beast, Sin Nombre, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Frozen, American Hustle, Wait Until dark, The Birds, and so many more

TV : Downtown Abbey, Game of Thrones, Scandal, House of Cards, The Mindy Project, Nashville, Smash (rest in peace), Scandal, The Newsroom, Greys Anatomy, The Blacklist, Shameless, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Orphan Black, Lost Girl, Scandal, portlandia, The West Wing

Music: ZZ Ward, Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Macklemore, Paramore, Lumineers, Azealia Banks, Ellie Goulding, Of Monsters And Men, Imogen Heap, Fall Out Boy, Tracey Chapman, Oh Land, 1975, The Royal Concept, Regina Spektor, The Nationals, Chris Daughtry, Arcade Fire, Josh Ritter, Haim, Scars On 45, Adrian Lux, Fleetwood Mac, Tegan and Sara, Sia

Food: Sushi, Italian, Indian, Thai, A Good ol cheese burger, Anything with cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Lets take out the typical things like 'friends, water, family, cars, phone, etc)

High Top Sneakers
Creative people
Travel (domestic or internationally)
Intellectual discussion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What house I belong to In Harry Potter and what I would do during a Third World War.

I also think about my life, the future, extitenstial dread and the general state of humanity.

And how to make the perfect batch of bread.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working on (hopefully) writing a great novel, or getting research for my novel(s) by you life, having new experiences, fortifying old ones, or watching all the TV I missed during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Freshmen year halloween I dressed up as a play boy bunny. A tail, ears, sleeveless white shirt...and broke my foot falling down the steps.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're looking to have an awesome summer and see what comes from it. Connections are most important in any sense. I'd love someone to go to museums with, movies at dusk, midnight premiers and awesome experiences.

Cuddle buddies, great kissers and guys willing to dance like a fool or sensually to the front of the line.

I hate the term FWB and LTR. I'm looking for something substantial. That doesn't always last, though it's great if it does. Just be looking to get to know me on all levels and I'll do the same to you.

I really like guys in glasses.