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23 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some people say I have a country accent and that gives me night terrors just thinking about it.

Introvert by design, extrovert by choice. I like orphan black, politics and iced tea/coffee (far more than should be legal). If you like debating stupid hypothetical into the wee hours over white wine we are going to be best friends. If you read Buzzfeed, NYT, Salon, Jezebel, Thought Catalog or any combo of the listed above, we will get along great. Guys who can engage in commonalities are great. Guys who can give and take knowledge are even better. Dates, friends, movie buddies, etc wanted.

I like fall, hate winter, love comfortable head phones, resent the word moist, and find no guilt in binge watching a TV show on a weekend, or going out every night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for centrist think tank as a communications fellow, working on my third novel (while shopping my first), and going to far too many movies a month---I swear I can quit any time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the "who stared in that movie?" Game.
Doing an Indian Accent.
Not getting speeding tickets.
Remembering useless information.
Making funny and witty jokes.
Getting lost but not letting it on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly, it would be my razor sharp wit (can you call your own wit razor sharp?)

If you're asking physical..I would guess probably my smile. This is a strange question. Lemme ask my reflection and get back to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Naked Economics, Griftopia, Harry Potter, The Secret Of Genetics, Anne of Green Gables, Atonement, Memoirs of a Geisha, Les Misérables , Bossy Pants, Anna Karenina, Wuthering Heights, Dorian Gray, Scarlet Letter, Memory Keepers Daughter, Light In The Ruins, Hunger Games, Proxy, Winters Tale, 10th Of December, The Fault In Our Stars, The Dresen Series, Not a Drop to Drink, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, As I Live Now

Movies: : Rent, A Walk to Remember, Lagaan, The Notebook, LOTR, Sin Nombre, Innocent Voices, Flowers of War Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, V For Vendetta, Mean Girls, and The Grey, Cloud Atlas, Kings of Summer, Butter, Pitch Perfect, Jezebel, Breakfast Club, Mulan, The Lion King, Beauty And The Beast, Sin Nombre, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Frozen, American Hustle, Wait Until dark, The Birds, and so many more

TV : Downtown Abbey, Game of Thrones, Scandal, House of Cards, The Mindy Project, Nashville, Smash (rest in peace), Scandal, The Newsroom, Greys Anatomy, The Blacklist, Doctor Who, Orphan Black, Lost Girl, Portlandia, The West Wing

Music: Fink, Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Paramore, Lumineers, Azealia Banks, Ellie Goulding, Of Monsters And Men, Imogen Heap, Fall Out Boy, Tracey Chapman, The Royal Concept, Regina Spektor, The Nationals, Chris haerts, Josh Ritter, Haim, Scars On 45, Fleetwood Mac, Tegan and Sara, Sia

Food: Sushi, Italian, Indian, Thai, A Good ol cheese burger, Anything with cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Lets take out the typical things like 'friends, water, family, cars, phone, etc)

Good Quality Headphones
Something to write down my thoughts in
Some quality alone time
A pair of good black rimmed glasses
Iced tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existential dread
What new show I'm going to binge watch
The state of international relations, human rights, and race equality in the USA
Feminism (protip: if you're ashamed to discuss feminism and gender equality, we won't work out).
What flavor of coffee I'm going to try this week.
And the multiple hypothetical crazy questions that make me miss my metro stop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a house party with friends, relaxing after a hard week and catching up on TV, taking the mega bus up to see friends, or writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Freshmen year halloween I dressed up as a play boy bunny. A tail, ears, sleeveless white shirt...and broke my foot falling down the steps.
You should message me if
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You like nerdy things, cultured things, stupid things, singing at the top of your lungs off key, making out, pretending to have an accent when you go places, humor, romance, just making awesome memories with awesome people...or any combination of those traits. Let's not be too serious, let's not be to slovenly about this.