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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jul 17
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Updated as of 6.24.15

At my wedding, I want an acoustic version of Get Low playing. Think about that for a second.

I'm best described as a sarcastic, comic and traditional book loving humanist, who doesn't take himself too seriously (except on every 2nd Sunday), obsessed with female driven period pieces, sarcasm, and Oxford commas. When my super suit is in the dry cleaners I work as a communications fellow at a think tank. I have to sleep away from a door, it's a strange requirement and while most people fear snakes, spiders, etc I fear organ theft. Team Pepsi all the way. I'm getting into biking and softball again, and always up for wandering a city, taking a drive until we get lost--and other random, spontaneous Artful Dodger escapades n the world, or in the depths of Netflix. My blood is probably 10 percent fruit flavored tea and I'm okay with that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a think tank as a communications fellow, which means spending 8 hours watching press releases, writing tweets and facebook posts. And reading Washington Post, NYT, Salon and yes, Buzzfeed. I also work as a freelance blogger for a website and help run two social justice conferences.

Dipping my feet more actively in politics, and working on running a clean water campaign in August. I also write, as any self respecting 20 something does, and have a few novels out with agents right now for review--i'm sure i'll update this if it turns into anything amazing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the "who starred in that..." Game.
Making even a statue laugh.
The best car dancing you've ever seen.
Creative and non creative writing.
Keeping in touch with people.
Being empathetic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you need an addition to your group, but want a non threatening in height black guy. I'm your guy. Cuz, you know, I'm kinda short....

...and then I open my mouth and well, as Aristotle says, "Wit is educated insolence."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Atonement, Winters Tale,The Dresden Series, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, As I Live Now

Movies: : Blue Valentine, Flowers of War, Cloud Atlas, Kings of Summer, Butter, Jezebel,League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

TV: : Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Smash (rest in peace), The Newsroom, Orphan Black, The West Wing

Music: Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Lumineers, , Of Monsters And Men, Tracey Chapman, Haim, The Decemberist, Tegan and Sara, Sia

Superheroes: : Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Wonder Woman, Scarlet Witch, Storm (see a pattern?)

Countries: Ireland, England, Brazil, Canada, Czech Republic, South Africa, Netherlands
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Quality Headphones
Cloudy, overcast weather
Bargain Travel websites
Purple colored clothing
A good quality iced white chocolate mocha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome Vera Britain was
The state of literature and what has become 'escapism'
What flavor of Starbucks coffee I'm going to get
If I am team Marvel or DC
International and Domestic Politics
A new band to make me feel as amazing as The Decemberist + Of Monsters and Men
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to the movies (Either out or a movie night with friends), coupled with a wine filled dance party with friends that ends with great memories (maybe being remembered at a delayed rate).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Freshmen year halloween I dressed up as a play boy bunny. A tail, ears, sleeveless white shirt...and broke my foot falling down the steps.
You should message me if
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Send me a stupid "Would you rather"! I love that shit.

You like nerdy things, cultured things, stupid things,and would love someone to expand on those with. Museums, concerts, bar crawls, spoken word or just a dinner buddy. I'm all about making memories. Where that goes? That's half the fun, but first, you have to message.

Your move, Mr. President.