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OverratedMerman

23 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:16am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth." ~ Alan Watts

My dream job is to be a snake charmer in Addis Ababa

My favorite science term is medula olongada

Some people end sentences with "in bed" to be funny, I end them with "with the Russian oligarchy"

I let dogs lick my face and I'm not afraid to admit it

I have an irrational fear of closed spaces and open water.

The answer to life is iced blueberry tea, an old book and some Haim, St. Vincent, or Zella Day and you can't tell me otherwise.

And...I think boys who are considerate, nice and want to change the world are the best kinds
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a liberal think tank in their commutations department for the next 8 months before I move on to be a canvass director for an office. I'm also a novelist (in progress, but isn't everyone?) with a few short stories and articles under his belt. Professional Superhero and Mocha maker.

I'm also a guest blogger for an LGBT YA website.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Memorizing facts
Research and succinctly summarizing things.
Remembering useless information.
Dancing.
Making funny and witty jokes.
Getting lost but not letting it on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told i'm super warm, polite and well spoken, but shouldn't everyone be? Honestly, it would be my razor sharp wit (can you call your own wit razor sharp?)

If you're asking physical..I would guess probably my smile. This is a strange question. Lemme ask my reflection and get back to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Naked Economics, Griftopia, Harry Potter, The Secret Of Genetics, Anne of Green Gables, Atonement, Memoirs of a Geisha, Les Misérables , Bossy Pants, Anna Karenina, Wuthering Heights, Dorian Gray, Scarlet Letter, Memory Keepers Daughter, Light In The Ruins, Hunger Games, Proxy, Winters Tale, 10th Of December, The Fault In Our Stars, The Dresen Series, Not a Drop to Drink, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, As I Live Now

Movies: : Rent, A Walk to Remember, Lagaan, The Notebook, LOTR, Sin Nombre, Innocent Voices, Flowers of War Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, V For Vendetta, Mean Girls, and The Grey, Cloud Atlas, Kings of Summer, Butter, Pitch Perfect, Jezebel, Breakfast Club, Mulan, The Lion King, Beauty And The Beast, Sin Nombre, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Frozen, American Hustle, Wait Until dark, The Birds, and so many more

TV : Downtown Abbey, Game of Thrones, Scandal, House of Cards, The Mindy Project, Nashville, Smash (rest in peace), Scandal, The Newsroom, Greys Anatomy, The Blacklist, Doctor Who, Orphan Black, Lost Girl, Portlandia, The West Wing

Music: ZZ Ward, Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Macklemore, Paramore, Lumineers, Azealia Banks, Ellie Goulding, Of Monsters And Men, Imogen Heap, Fall Out Boy, Tracey Chapman, Oh Land, 1975, The Royal Concept, Regina Spektor, The Nationals, Chris Daughtry, Arcade Fire, Josh Ritter, Haim, Scars On 45, Adrian Lux, Fleetwood Mac, Tegan and Sara, Sia

Food: Sushi, Italian, Indian, Thai, A Good ol cheese burger, Anything with cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Lets take out the typical things like 'friends, water, family, cars, phone, etc)

Bookstores
Good Quality Headphones
Something to write down my thoughts in
Some quality alone time
A pair of good black rimmed glasses
Iced tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going to travel to when I have enough money to travel...
That money shouldn't hold me back from my travels...
MONEY. Oh god.
And what thing am I going to do today to make today memorable.

And the multiple hypothetical crazy questions that make me miss my metro stop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a house party with friends, relaxing after a hard week and catching up on TV, taking the mega bus up to see friends, or writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Freshmen year halloween I dressed up as a play boy bunny. A tail, ears, sleeveless white shirt...and broke my foot falling down the steps.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Awesome people who don't mind singing off key, doing backup vocals and drum solos to songs on the radio.

if you like to cuddle and don't mind being a versatile spoon.

If you are all about that bass (no, wrong place)...if you enjoy doing random things that could turn out horribly or amazing.

If you like to watch movies--any movies--but especially indie films, and then spend a whole day being cultured or being lazy.

And if you're an all around good person,looking for some cool connection (take that as you will), is hopefully well traveled, a dreamer and into things that aren't a flash in the pan.