My internal monologue sounds somewhat like a cross between Jeremy and Mark from Peep Show or Miranda's to-screen commentaries. It's very annoying. I also have an unusually dainty sneeze, but a horrendously loud laugh (someone once said that I sound like Brian Blessed).
I'm a sucker for jokes (even the bad ones) and a fun sense of humour.
I would consider myself a geek, but I'm too fick.
I've just started learning the Goldberg Variations. I'm giving myself one year...