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falsephaedrus

33 M Victoria, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I accidentally figured out the meaning of life a few years ago (it's not 42, but that is surprising close), and have had some difficultly deciding what to do with mine since. I'm a work in progress, but I'm happy with where and who I am, and most days that's enough.

I transferred here from Edmonton about a year ago, so now I'm particularly happy about where I am. I've barely seen any of this island, but I already love it and never want to leave. The Goose and Blanchard keep me on my bike, co-workers have brought me 80ft below the ocean surface, and I recently managed to pull off my first eskimo roll in the Pacific Ocean. I simply cannot express how much I love it here.

"Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you". My personality test is spot on.

I am relaxed, reflective, and generally amused.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got a geek job/career that I enjoy. I get to play in a lab all day, and for the immediate future I'm content with that. My current contract expires next year, and I'll re-evaluate then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking for answers, and questions. Minesweeper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know about first, but the comment I get most is that I look younger than I am. I'd like to attribute that to clean living and youthful exuberance, but it's more likely that I haven't gotten around to growing up yet. I'm in no rush.

Also, I just realized that none of my photo's show my glasses. I wear my contacts when I'm going to be (pedal) biking, so mostly during the day. I usually take them out and wear my glasses when I'm relaxing or going out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A few greats, in no particular order;
A) Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Douglas Adams collected works, Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening, The Potter series, Tom Robbins collected works, Transmetropolitan. Discovered and read most of Terry Pratchets' work in the last year.

B)Serenity, Dogma (I miss George Carlin), Usual Suspects, Stranger Than Fiction, Army of Darkness, Suicide Kings, Love Actually, Gross Point Blank, The Frighteners, I (heart) Huckabees, Leon; The Professional, The Long Kiss Goodnight (not as good as the others, but Samuel L. was in top form)

C)The Trews, The White Stripes, Bob Seger, AudioSlave/Temple of the Dog, Big Sugar, Beatles, Niel Young, Clapton, Zepplin, Thornley, Hawksley Workman... The list goes on and on. Classical, anything with strong guitar or orchestra.

D)Yeah, I love food. Any and all. It doesn't matter if I can't pronounce it or even identify it; if it's on a plate in front of me, I'll try it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, motion, beauty, intuition, conflict, and desire
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of reality. The effect that rhetoric has on the world and our perception of it.

Lately: the dream cast for a gender reversed version of "Fight Club". Johnny Depp is a shoe in for Marla, and Natalie Portman could probably pull off Jack, but who would play Tyler? Maybe Angela Bassett...? Kathy Bates would be a good Robert Paulson.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yup. On a typical friday night, I am. Same goes for most other parts of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know most/all of the lyrics to "Once More With Feeling". The Buffy musical episode.
Yeah. That only gets funnier when you find out who I work for.
If it's playing I will sing along, and all will suffer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love life and are amused by it on a daily basis...

Your internal monologue even remotely resembles Garfunkel and Oates....

You should definately message me if you know where to find a quiet balcony and a good pitcher of Sangria.