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falsetodd

37 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Former / eternal east coaster. Cultural Jew. Sorta. I just like to say "ferblonjet". I open doors for people. I don't trust people who seem to have it all figured or don't deeply geek out about their interests when given half a chance.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a non-profit, making the computers go. Programming a website for a different non-profit. Occasionally I play guitar for money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making music. I play classical guitar and uh, non-classical guitar and other things, but just between you me and the Internet I once toured the country as the drummer in a heavy metal band.
Taking pitchers. I was a photo obsessive in high school and dusted off the old cameras (and some new ones...) in the last couple of years.
Making friends with cats (but then having to break it off because I am sadly allergic) and asking dogs about how things are going, and whether or not they are having a good day.Dogs are basically almost always having a good day. They are also all named "Buddy".
I can eat infinity strawberries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I only listen to the last two Talk Talk albums and death metal. Really, I like to think there's value in everything. Not The Doors, though.
Movies: I like the movies fine but I don't go so often.
Books: Philip K Dick. WG Sebald. Biographies of people who sat quietly by themselves for most of their lives, and some who didn't. Apparently I enjoy the first 15% of technical books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My guitar, or possibly just the process and ritual of sitting down to practice every day. I suppose I could get that from a zither. Man I miss playing the drums.
2. Coffee and the plastic thingee with the gasket that I use to make it. The coffee I mean. The thing I use to make the coffee. It has a gasket.
3. The promise of an open road trip and a bag of film.
4. The feeling of making someone groan in mock irritation at my latest brilliantest pun. Maybe it's real irritation. All this time. Oh. Oh dear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way things change while you're not paying attention. Wristwatches are a weird novelty, which is a relief as I used to be great at losing wristwatches. I don't have a 'record collection' anymore. The way we no longer accept not knowing some bit of minutiae. As further proof of this, wristwatches are going to be a thing again? I don't want one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally hanging with some close friends. And we're playing pool. And I'm winning. My friends are all mad at me for winning, but they're just joking around, we're cool. Don't worry about him, he's always like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a child I assigned each member of my family a character from Star Wars. Due to what I now recognize as a lack of strong female characters my mother was Chewbacca.
You should message me if
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Why don't you write me,
A letter would brighten
My loneliest evening.
Mail it today
If it's only to say
That you're leaving me.
(La, la, la)