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GingerBredGirl

29 Philadelphia, PA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 27
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Tagalog (Okay), Yiddish (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFP but it changes depending on my mood when I take the test. 2 on the Kinsey scale. Mom to a 5 1/2 year old and two elderly cats. Tattooed. Sidonglobophobic. I'm passionate about the things I care about and believe in, but not to the point of being fanatical. I lean pretty far to the left politically but not so far that I'm falling over. I watch TV with the captions on, and I'm a childhood cancer survivor.

I like to DISCUSS, which some people take as arguing, but it's not. I respect all (intelligent) opinions, but love playing devil's advocate, and that can sometimes make me come across as argumentative.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach toddlers how to be intelligent, polite, responsible, kind, fun little people. They teach me the meaning of "patience", which is extremely easy to forget some days..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a mom. not to toot my own horn or anything, but i think i'm probably like, the greatest mother to ever live. true story. in general, i think i'm just pretty awesome with all kids. unless of course they're assholes, which some kids are.

multitasking while driving. i can seriously do just about anything behind the wheel. once, i loaded a pez dispenser on my way to work. i should have gotten a freaking medal for that shit.

i suck at lying, but i'm awesome at spinning the truth in just the right way, which is actually kind of better than being good at lying.

spelling and grammar. Pet peeves: "their/they're/there", "to/two/too", "your/you're", or, god forbid, "ARE/OUR" (not even homonyms!!!) Also, it's "should HAVE", not "should OF." Consider yourself schooled.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
definitely the red hair. i get a lot of compliments on my eyes, glasses, and tattoos as well. i rarely show my true sense of humor to people i don't know that well, out of fear of offending them, but i'd like to think that people who know me well enough for me to be comfortable joking with would say i'm hilarious. (cuz i totally am.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love reading but haven't had much time for it lately. Most of the stuff I've read in the last few months has been online articles, lots of cracked.com and IFuckingLoveScience. I think the last book I read all the way through was "Flowers for Algernon"- deeply upsetting but still pretty awesome. I'm a big Neil Gaiman fan and "Good Omens" changed my life.

Movies: Gonna have to come back to this one... harry potter, trainspotting, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, wes anderson, waking life, wristcutters: a love story, cloverfield, the little mermaid, the charlie brown christmas movie, the south park movie, hedwig and the angry inch, nightmare before christmas, hocus pocus, who framed roger rabbit?, Hunger Games series.

Shows: Recently really got into Archer. I had been avoiding it out of some misguided loyalty to Frisky Dingo and Sealab 2021, but now I feel like the other two were basically warm ups for the main act. Supernatural, Cosmos, LOST, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, The Walking Dead, Angel, Charmed, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (I wish the title was true...), Once Upon A Time, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, old school nickelodeon.. if it's on netflix or hulu, i'll probably give it a shot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
let's see... i could go literal and pseudo-witty and say "water, sunlight, oxygen, food, shelter, clothing", or i could go sappy and sentimental and say "as long as i have my daughter, i dont need the other 5." either of those answers would be correct, but they're both pretty boring, and i don't think you came here to read boring profiles. so let's try to make this interesting, shall we?

1. My iphone/internet connection. i have a truly sick addiction.
2. a really good, decent vacuum cleaner. it totally grosses me out to think about the microscopic animals living in the carpet.
3. Science/Knowledge/Learning. I may not be particularly gifted at science myself, but even the slightest, most seemingly minute scientific discovery makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up and the neurons in my brain bounce around inside my skull like superballs.
4. Some kind of creative outlet, usually art or some kind of craft.
5. Old fashioned words and expressions, like "now you're cookin' with gas!" or "well bully for you!" also, as i have mentioned, i kinda have a thing for grammar. it borders on fetishist... oh baby, tell me a sentence that doesn't end in a preposition!
6. Sex. I'm a human being. Humans are sexual creatures. It's part of our evolutionary, psychological, and physiological makeup to need sex. Being sex positive doesn't make a girl a slut. Being slutty makes her a slut.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do the things they do the way they do them. Psychology, medicine, art, history, lots of stuff.

science! new discoveries! water on the moon?? life on mars?? mapping the human genome?! wtf is the human genome?! who gives a shit, it's knowledge! the greatest quest of man! grab a fucking microscope, bitches!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
singing the national anthem at cockfights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i never shave my legs. not because i'm a hippie, but because i don't have to. i do it MAYBE 2-3 times a year, and you would never know. I have also never plucked/waxed my eyebrows.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you made it to the end of this profile and aren't thinking "damn, this bitch is long winded." i can be loquacious at times, sue me.

Call it a quirk, but I basically have one rule I absolutely won't bend. I won't sleep with someone without knowing their FULL name. Kinda seems like a no brainer but you'd be surprised..