INFP, 2 on the Kinsey scale. I have a 5-year-old daughter whom I love more than life itself, but I'm not one of "those moms" who always talks about her kid constantly. I have 5 tattoos and fully intend to get a lot more. I'm passionate about the things I care about and believe in, but not to the point of being fanatical. I lean pretty far to the left politically but not so far that I'm falling over. I'm claustrophobic but only in my feet. I absolutely positively cannot touch, look at, listen to, or be within reaching distance of cotton balls. I watch tv with the captions on. I have a minor obsession with fran drescher, and I'm a childhood cancer survivor (teleangiectatic osteogenic sarcoma, for you medical nerds out there.)
There is hardly anything that would genuinely offend me (humor-wise.) Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, cracked.com... My sense of humor is crude and offensive. Ironically I'm having trouble being funny in this profile. Go figure. But I am funny, I swear.
I am a firm believer in "show respect to know respect." If you don't respect other people, they aren't going to respect you.
I am extremely people pleasing, somewhat overly apologetic, but only when I really did something wrong. And if I really was wrong, I will be the first to admit it.
I like to DISCUSS, which some people take as arguing, but it's not. I respect all (intelligent) opinions, but love playing devil's advocate, and that can sometimes make me come across as argumentative. But it's more because I enjoy intelligent conversation. Some of my exes have said that talking to me is exhausting, but that was because they assumed I was arguing and they just wanted someone to tell them "yes dear, you're right" instead of making them think.
I'm putting this here so no one thinks i'm trying to hide anything. i'm a big girl. not quite "bbw", but i do jiggle when i exercise (which I do fairly regularly, but i'm not a fanatic about it.) If this is a problem for you, please don't bother contacting me. And please don't ask me to do the truffle shuffle, I'm not that coordinated.