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kismetfactory

44 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My life currently revolves around friends, craft beer, movies, cars, music and computers.

I probably already like your dog.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write software for museum exhibits. In college, I thought I'd be a photographer, and the best job I've ever had was working as one for the National Air and Space Museum for a summer. But then computers happened.

I'm very smart and I'm very sarcastic, and I cycle between patient maturity, studied indifference, cartoonish indignation, and boyish overenthusiasm. My friends are awesome, and smarter than I am. I distrust emoticons, and people who don't curse. I have ridiculously strange and minutely detailed dreams.

I have a cabinet full of cameras and a fridge full of beer and film. I like arty porn, and porny art. The "beer" thing makes me sound like a meathead, but backwards-hat assholes annoy me, and anything that comes in a 30-pack (besides condoms) is to be avoided. So, I am what a lot of people would call a beer snob.

I'm also a movie snob, a car snob, a politics snob, a grammar snob, and a brain snob. I don't go public with my opinions on all of these, and I don't even really know why I use the word "snob," except that maybe it's just the easiest one.

I rarely use the easiest word, usually preferring to use the right one. The pervasive inability of so many people to use your/you're, its/it's, effect/affect, discreet/discrete, and their/they're/there properly is an immediate turnoff.

And "issue" is not a synonym for "problem."

Also, haphazardly-placed apostrophes make my teeth itch. ("Grape's: $3.99/lb")

Seriously. What the fuck is your issue?

I'm a big fan of cars. This may seem strange, given my fondness for polar bears, and disgust for climate change deniers, but there it is. I have a small, fast one that I autocross and tinker with. I walk and take public transit whenever possible, and I have a two mile commute, so my gasoline footprint still ends up being pretty small. I watch a lot of motorsports on TV, though not NASCAR; the other kinds, where they turn right as well as left, and speak languages like Italian, Finnish, and Spanish.

I like dark movies, and dark places, bourbon, banter and weird television. I've lived in India for two (separate) years. Music is very important, and I like everything that isn't klezmer or on the radio. I do not watch the Grammies, or know what's popular. I sporadically try to teach myself how to play Link Wray songs on the guitar. I wish I could be a minimalist, but I've had cases of beer stacked in my living room, and sets of springs, shock absorbers and brake calipers in my hallway. My life is clean, but it can be a bit cluttered when I'm single.

I like sports. Sometimes I watch them, sometimes I don't.

I think sex is really important. That may seem obvious, or lack nuance, but it'll have to do for the time-being. The range of relationships I'm looking for is wide at the moment, because I'm interested in all of them for now, but I'm not opposed something long-term; I just prefer not to go into anything looking for that specifically.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spelling, driving, communicating, movie-critiquing, listening, problem-solving, staying up late. And frisbee. And air drums.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly, it's probably that I look so young for my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here's a taste:

Glitchy Berlin techno, Hitchcock, Beethoven, Kubrick, Led Zeppelin, Arrested Development, Motörhead, The Wire, Fugazi, Nicholson Baker, Riccardo Villalobos, anythingbutNASCAR, the Pixies, Philip K. Dick, Pavement, Amjad Ali Khan, George Saunders, Richie Hawtin, Frontline, LL Cool J, Talking Heads. Feel free to ask me about the rest. Or extrapolate. Or ignore all of that entirely and tell me about something new.

I'm revisiting a textbook called "The Racing And High Performance Tire." I am not kidding.

Sometimes, I enjoy eating. Indian, pizza, Chinese, pesto, bbq. And coffee, which IS TOO a food. Peanut butter.

Louis CK and George Carlin are geniuses. Hear me on this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, sex, hope, art, a clutch pedal, and DEET.

It would be hard for me to get by without a computer of some sort.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whiskey. Summer. Boobs. My friend's lake house. The desert. Apex predators. Thunderstorms. How the federal gas tax is too low. Whether I'll recognize a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity when it comes along, or long after.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
atypical. Hopefully.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Dewpoint is my favorite weather datum.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you want to go places and take pictures, or sit somewhere and drink beer; you have mysterious and sleazy desires; you laugh out loud a lot, but almost never "lol"; you like beer and rolls in the hay; you had to think about whether "rolls in the hay" means "rolling naked and having sex with someone" or whether it means "sitting in a barn having bread and butter"; any of the above bloviating interested you in the least.