Before I start let's just get this out of the way: Ladies, please stop sending me pictures of your humps. I mean I get it. You are proud of what you gots from your mama and the first couple of times someone sent me such pictures it was amusing but now I'm telling you, you need to stop.
Also, can you for once come up with a more creative thing to say other than "hi", "how are you", "how's it going", "wadup", "Nice to meet you" and "Dayum you is fine" ??? Jeez!
I am a humorous man and I try to find the humor in most aspects of life. I have lived in several countries (Iran, India, Malaysia, England and now Australia) and have experienced all sorts of customs, cultures and art (which is my area of expertise).
Love animals. Prefer dogs over cats
What I’m doing with my life
I am an art conservator, currently doing my Permanent Head Damage (PhD) in the field. Is that crazy? Yes it is!
I’m really good at
Art, conservation, design, music, song writing, making people laugh, procrastinating
The first things people usually notice about me
My Magnificent nose :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Dan Brown, Paulo Coelho, George Orwell.
Movies: The man from earth, The fall, Pans labyrinth, Second
hand lions, anything directed by Quentin Tarantino, Darren Aronofsky, Martin Scorsese, Etc.
Music: Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, The Last Shadow Puppets, Junoon, The War on Drugs, Fiona Apple (screw Beyonce! Fiona's the Queen) , Local Natives, Radiohead, Dire Straights, Andrew Bird, Explosions in the sky, Cold War Kids, Fink, Jamiroquai, Mike snow, Angus and Julia Stone, Phoenix, Air, The Black Keys, Tito and Tarantula, Nina Simone, (list goes on)
Food: Japanese, Italian, Persian, Indian, Thai etc. Etc.
The six things I could never do without
Good friends, good conversation, good music, good food, good
comedy, and good gadgets?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I should stop my brain from overthinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends really. Having a few drinks in the company of good friends, planning the next out of city trip, exploring the city and finding good pubs with live music or randomly playing chords on my guitar and writing songs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am Batman...scratch that. I'm DCI John Luther!!
You should message me if
If you got the joke in the 1st two paragraphs, if you find me interesting, oh and if you can introduce me to good venues where they play jazz, blues, indie n classic rock, you get major points!