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43 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Dropped out of masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. So, when it comes down to it, at the heart of the matter, I am really Ted. I want now, what Ted will eventually have in his future. Even more immediately though, I want to be Marshall. And have what Marshall has right now, right now. But, obviously that is not the case right now. What is the case right now you ask? Well, until I find what Ted will find, and have what Marshall already has, I am living it up each day like Barney, Suited Up!!! And enjoying the hell, out of the Hell of it! So until the now becomes the right now, Suit Up! Ladies. Suit Up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending a lot of time outdoors at play.
Not sleeping enough.
Watching sunsets.
Being a Super Uncle.
Nursing a sweet sunburn :))
Napping on the couch.
Watching Team America. Again. Because marionettes make me laugh.
Still not sleeping enough.
Swimming, surfing, sailing, smiling about it.
Riding my bike and reinforcing to myself why I live near the beach.
Formulating my escape plan.
Scritchin' a lot of dogs.
Trying to find the best places at which to have drinks with you.
Swimming with dolphins.
Paddle boarding with said dolphins.
Reapplying sunblock.
Reapplying aloe vera.
Planning a road trip.
Getting blissfully pummeled by hurricane surf
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Napping. Making something out of nothing. Making people laugh. Teaching and Instructing. Not doing dishes. Riding a bike. Camping. Doing anything involving water. Charming your pants off.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Often they hear me first, so they notice I am not a quiet person.

I have been told I have very nice hands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apparently those are some monumentally important things to you ladies, so what is important to you, is important to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why don't I live in Hawaii?
If hell did freeze over, would eternal suffering be to have to ice skate everywhere? I fell--on my face--ice skating when I was a kid. It was very traumatic.
Living at 34 degrees South Latitude.
Inventing gadgets
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Um, I pee in the shower
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Hi. The following aren't demands. Not even requirements. They are more like guidelines (say it like a pirate. Come on now, in your best Captain Barbossa). If any of it applies to you, it's merely incrementally more awesome.

You have a sense of humor.
You have a sense of adventure.
You care about something greater than yourself.
You have a passport and have actually used it.
You have ever been described as a dork, goofball, nerd, silly, ridiculous, hilarious, wicked smaht, or a similar descriptive term.
You can teach me something.
I can teach you something.
You are not irrationally afraid of heights, the ocean, sharks, flying, dancing and kissing in public, calories.
You are kind to others whom you'll never know.
And witty conversation floats your boat.