Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is like those lame self-evaluations you have to fill out at
work. I'm 42, divorced for a long time & have 2 kids (age 11
& 17). Honestly, I'm ready to meet someone who wants a
relationship, not someone who's going to email me asking about sex
before we've ever met. Not that I don't love sex, I just don't
really want to discuss it with a stranger. Also, I've got a thing
for accents. You get bonus points if you have any non-United States
My friends tell me I'm funny. My dad says my overbite gives me
character. My kids' friends think I'm the cool mom because I have
The entire staff at my favorite bar loves me to pieces but they
collectively groan and roll their eyes when they see me headed to
Super lefty bleeding heart liberal. Don't let it scare you away, I
enjoy being engaged in intelligent conversation, but if you deny
the existence of evolution or global warming, we probably won't get
along too well.
I'm smart and kind of goofy and have a pretty great life. It would
be nice to find someone to share it with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a law firm, raising my kids, writing fiction in my spare
time, hanging out with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering birthdays, cooking Italian food, picking pepperoni off
The first things people usually notice about me
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my laugh or my smile, probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite TV shows are dorky shows, most of them are old, and I
am totally devoted to them - Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
Supernatural, Sleepy Hollow, Firefly, etc. Also have a deep and
abiding love for The Sopranos. Music - I like everything from Rufus
Wainwright to AC/DC. Lately I've gotten really into George Ezra,
Frank Turner and Steve Grand. And I'm revisiting my early 90s Tori
Also, I'm a big fan of One Direction. Yes, I'm serious. Shut up.
As for books, I have several favorites that I've read again and
again: Their Eyes Were Watching God, Lolita, Still Life With
I don't watch a ton of movies. My favorite ever is Brokeback
Mountain, which knocked Godfather out of the #1 spot it had
occupied for at least 15 years. I have a thing for the "ancient
alien" shows on Netflix and true crime documentaries. Most of my
favorite movies are pretty old - Friday, Princess Bride, O Brother
Where Art Thou.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
phone, laptop, those really awesome jeans that fit me just perfect,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Natural disasters, how much clothing I can safely fit into the
washing machine, and whether or not a peanut butter sandwich is
complete without jelly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either home with my kids or out with friends, but sometimes in my
pajamas the minute I get home from work.
You should message me if
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you want to get to know me better and your profile picture isn't a
picture of you and four other people. How am I supposed to know
which one is you?
You have not given up on the lost art of good kissing.
you are not a "I don't know, what do youuuuuuuu want to do?" type
Who are you looking for?
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