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39 Manchester, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:05am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My biography is not so interesting, it is like many of the other people who reside in the kingdom of OK Cupid. I was raised by wild wolves in the province of Tajikistan and at the age of three, I had proved myself an adapt hunter/gatherer before being rescued by Elstree social services.

After a tumultuous life involving firearms, nun running, drugs, violence but very little sex, I found myself working in the media industry which is all that you imagine it to be just more boring.

Yes I have met famous people, no I cannot remember who most of them are, especially footballers.

I am not one of the beautiful people.

I read, I write, I go out to do arty stuff when I can, I know a lot of comedian types and try to pass of their jokes as my own.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not taking over the world so settling for Wigan.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The crowd of worshippers that following me, begging to sacrifice their first born in my name for a bountiful harvest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to mention.

Films - My tastes are quite broad and encompass art house to mainstream.

The Battle of Algiers/ Inception/ Dune/ Kiss Me Deadly/ Brazil/ Letter from an Unknown Woman/ Barry Lyndon/ Remains of the Day/ Last Year In Marienbad/ The Passenger/ There's Something About Mary/Ikiru/Seven Samurai/ The Conformist/ Mishima: A Life In Four Chapters, etc. etc.

Books - I've been reading too much non-fiction and need to get back to fiction. I've recently finished Andre Malraux "Man's Fate". Also dig Ursula K. LeGuin, Herman Melville, Graham Greene and others. Just not Martin Amis.

I try to go to the theatre when I can but need more of an education in that area. I'm also completely musically illiterate and can oscillate from stuff like Kavinsky and Blue Foundation to Krystof Penderecki and Bruce Springsteen. I really have no taste but if it can carry a tune, I'll hum it (so says the man who also has a CD of Bulgarian sheep songs on the shelf).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Zombie shelter.
Ammunition. Yeah I know it's seven. I'm a maverick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to survive the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. Shall I take over a Tesco or an Asda? What say you?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
to be found smoking in an opium den, wearing a top hat and behaving decadently.

On a first date, I would take you to a junk yard, give you a rifle and we would spend the evening shooting rats... Or someone who works in media.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
will be revealed in my next best seller.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're curious, funny, perverse, super intelligent, silly, sarcastic, compassionate, a poor shot, literate, confident and some other quality that would be surprising (will consider psychopaths). Self confessed weirdo's are especially welcome.