After a tumultuous life involving firearms, nun running, drugs, violence but very little sex, I found myself working in the media industry which is all that you imagine it to be just more boring.
Yes I have met famous people, no I cannot remember who most of them are, especially footballers.
All the above are nothing but lies. Well apart from the media bit. I read, I write, I go out to do arty stuff when I can, I know a lot of comedian types and try to pass of their jokes as my own.