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29 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Most people had cats or dogs growing up, but not me. No, I had a pet monkey. Yes, really. A monkey. A Crab-Eating Macaque to be exact. His name was Cakes and he did not eat crabs. Life is weird. Isn't it grand?

I'm a playful idiot. I'm a nerd. I love video games and traveling, animals and frisbee, reading in a hammock and playing piano. I am genuine, pensive, silly. I crave adventure. I succeed at shit without trying. I am too independent.

I know stuff. I know what desecrating a sacred Buddhist temple at the top of a volcano to save my life feels like. I know that while hang-gliding is exciting, scuba diving is a far more extraordinary experience. I know that cobra kabobs taste like chicken and that sloth fur is surprisingly bristly, not smooth. I know the immense joy of conducting a symphony orchestra and the horror of almost suffocating at a sulfur mine. I know how surreal it is to attend a deaf person's birthday party where everyone is wrist-deep in conversation but there is only silence. I know how odd it feels to build a sandcastle on a black sand beach and understand firsthand the regret of ordering a chicken sandwich in Hamburg instead of a hamburger. I know how scary it is to do a flip off the edge of a two-hundred foot cliff and the thrill of white-water rafting under a waterfall. And I know that if you decide to tag along with me for a bit, wondrous folly awaits.

Let's have some fun!
What I’m doing with my life
I earned a Masters degree in music and started my own art business.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Aloof", "confident", "quiet"...
Makes sense; I'm an INTJ.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Count of Monte Cristo, LOTR, 1984, Catch-22, Dragonlance series, Flowers for Algernon
Movies: The Princess Bride, Kung Fu Panda, Gladiator, The Matrix, 300, Star Wars, How to Train Your Dragon, The Fifth Element
Shows: It's Always Sunny, Firefly, Futurama, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Family Guy, South Park, Archer, Community
Music: Classical, Jazz, Electro Swing, Alternative, Hard Rock
Food: Brisket pot roast, Bacon cheeseburgers, Thin crust pizza, Ribeyes, Croissants, Chocolate milk, Chai Tea, Cookie dough ice cream, Pumpkin Pie
Games: Mass Effect, BioShock, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, Portal, League of Legends, Skyrim
The six things I could never do without
My younger sister
Fuzzy animals that aren't bears
Friends (to distract the zombies)
On a typical Friday night I am
Gaming, netflixing, redditing, duolingoing, robbing an oxygen bank on one of Jupiter's moons
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd like to go skydiving...naked.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like fun.
You don't like not fun.
You're competitive and playful.
You're loyal, caring, down-to-earth, and optimistic.
You also like gaming and have a bit of wanderlust.
You're the type that googles the word "Mamihlapinatapai" because now you're curious.
Most importantly: you're not afraid to be yourself.