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farkusmarkus

29 Mississauga, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a young professional (is 29 still considered to be young?) living in the heart of downtown....Mississauga. I grew up here but originally from Winnipeg. As with many introverts, I am a little timid and shy around new people, but once you get to know me I'll open up. I've been told that I've got a rather sarcastic sense of humor. Sure.
Bonus points if you get all my Family Guy and Simpson's references. Come along now, Bort.

I'm weird. I am of Filipino decent, but I think Mayweather beats Pacquiao. My family comes from a tropical country, but
I have no problem with winter (it's actually my favourite season, bring on -30 temps). I can't stand the NHL because I hate the Leafs. I love cars and driving but I studied urban planning. Oh and I like endurance pain, thank you biking and running. You will find Mozart, Kiesza, Wu-Tang, Oasis, Smokey Robinson and Taylor Swift on my iPod....in the same playlist. I am just a bundle of contradictions and irony, but that's part of my charm ;)

Out of my small travel list, my two favorite places in the world are Paris and Whistler.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating. Working. Sleeping. And having fun once in a while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Probably listening and giving advice.

You know that single person in every group of friends that ironically gives relationship counselling and advice? Yup, I'm that guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My monotone voice or how I look 8 to 10 years younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Not gonna lie, I'm not much of a book reader. I enjoy reading magazines & newspapers though lol.

Shows - The Simpsons, Family Guy, Friends, Fresh Prince, Big Bang Theory, Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown, The First 48. And I've recently hopped on the Walking Dead bandwagon.

Food - Thai, Japanese and Italian

Movies - Serious war films (Platoon) all the way to stupid comedies (Longest Yard). "trade", a movie about human trafficking...made me cry lol

Music - R&B, Hip Hop/Rap, EDM, Jazz, Rock
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Skiing
Gym
Phone
Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and future vacations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One of the following;
Out with friends and/or close family.
Enjoying Friday night quietness at my gym.
Lying stomach first on my couch, asleep with the tv on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of clumsy. Nothing like tripping and dropping my starbucks before I left starbucks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're not a stalker. And you're not crazy.

HI!!