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28 • Houston, TX • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–38
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Yesterday – 8:25pm
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Other, and laughing about it
- Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)
Words that make me happy: wanna dress up?
I work as a nurse at a psychiatric facility. With adolescents. Couldn't ask for a better position. I get to be goofy, say "your mom" or "that's what she said" and I offend no one. I love my job and the day that changes, is the day I start looking for a new one.
I like new things, new music, new adventures, new food, new places, anything that adds value to my life or broadens my horizon.
And finally- I wish everyday could be Halloween!
Think, think, think...
Trying to take over the world
magazines: Architectural Digest, Bon Appetit, National Geographic
movies: no romantic comedies. cheeezzes
Fav movies ever: 1) Fantasia 2) Nightmare Before Christmas 3) Life is Beautiful 4) The Never Ending Story 5) Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Directors: Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest
shows: love the opera and live music
TV shows: The Daily Show, Parks and Recreation, The Soup, The Office, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, Project Runway, Hell Date (aaand Blind Date), Real Sex, Taxi Cab Confessions, Wife Swap, Doomsday Preppers, Paranormal Witness, Millionaire Matchmaker and Teen Mom (guilty pleasure! You are welcome to judge)
music: listen to any and all music (except country!). My favorites are modern jazz/funk (The Spam Allstars, Paquito D'Rivera, Fitz and the Tantrums), reggae (Bob, UB40, Steel Pulse), old and new hip-hop (Snoop Dogg, UGK, The Roots, Ludacris, Outkast), jam (The Greyboy Allstars, G Love and Special Sauce, Sublime, Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad, Government Mule), ambient/DJ (Thievery Corporation, Prefuse 73, Mark Farina), others (Portishead, Brand New, Tenacious D, The Avalanches, Animal Collective, Chromeo, Foster the People, Shakira, Lady Gaga, Dengue Fever, Santigold, No Doubt, Pixies) and classics (The Doors [note: I may or may not have sold my soul to Jim Morrison], Grateful Dead, The Beatles, CCR, British 60s pop- The Zombies, The Animals, Ten Years After). Oh, and NPR, particularly CarTalk on Saturdays!
food: I WILL EAT IT ALL! minus cucumbers, arugula, bell peppers, eggplant, okra, beets, and mushrooms
Art (Basquiat and Robert Mapplethorpe)
candles/things that smell good (so primal)
a knife (for cooking or survival when the zombie apocaplypse comes, duh)
Where will I retire/ if I will survive until retirement
Who conceived the douche bag that just cut me off on the road
Why bad things happen to good people
How Paul Farmer is the messiah
If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it
You can't easily be shocked or offended
You have not been admitted to a psychiatric facility
You would like to go to Haiti with me
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