Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

fasterfasterSF

35 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I invented bacon sweet-potato brussels sprouts. Shit. Is. Mind-blowing. It's like crack you can feel good about because, like, brussels sprouts. Duh.

I've got great rhythm for a white guy. I like to build and fix things with my hands (still working on "with my mind"). Your dog/cat/parents love me and you may resent that. I clean up like 007 and smell nice, but I prefer to be dirty. My photos actually look like real life, but worse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing at the intersection of art, design, product, and shit-eating-grin fun. About four years ago I left a pretty awesome job to start a company with two of the greatest partners ever. We build amazing, beautiful things. I love my life.

Looking forward to traveling again. Three continents and dozens of countries still await.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Focusing. When I'm in the zone (work or play), I am completely unaware of the world around me. Completely. If I'm reading, you could dry-hump a drum kit next to my head and I would have no idea. You have to say my name to snap me out of it.

Sleeping. When I'm out, I'm out. Like a coma. But shorter.

Emergencies. You know, like, when other people are panicking and screaming? I turn all rational and deliberate (very unlike me). Don't ask me why I have so much experience with emergencies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile a lot. Too much. There's not a whole lot that can bring me down.

I could never be emo. If you're into dark, depressed, mysterious types, move on. If you're into happy, open-book but probably-still-bad-for-you types, keep reading.

Also, my tush.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? For fiction, I dig bizarre and irreverent like Joseph Heller and Michael Chabon. I avoid novels though, because I have a problem putting them down and end up starved and sleepless after 33 hour cover-to-cover benders. Sort of like my version of AA, I've developed a taste for non-fiction. The world around me is just so fucking cool, and I want to know more.

Movies: Cool Hand Luke and Dr. Strangelove. Coen Bros, Kung-Fu, and psychedelic/quirky (Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Eternal Sunshine, etc.)

Music: I love most of it, but inevitably I pick hip-hop or garage rock or blues or motown or 80s or classical or.... fuck, whatever. Chances are, you are a better informed music snob than I.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adventure. Friends. Family. Sunlight. Speed (as in "velocity minus the vector," not meth). Art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The possibilities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Food and drink with friends. Sleeping under the stars in the mountains. Sweating on a dance floor. Crashing after a really good week. Teen wolfing the A-team van.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos are 98% vanity (most are), 2% masochism, 0% meaning.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a passion. Anything (except shopping and/or celebrity gossip). There is something that will get you into a riled-up, hand-waving, table-pounding mess of enthusiasm.

You're a badass.

You aren't afraid of a date. I don't think messages reveal the important stuff. I'd rather carve out an hour and meet in person where it's possible to tell if there is actual chemistry. That is, if you message me and I message you, I'm going to ask you out.