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father_ted

33 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Greetings fellow corporate slaves my name is Mike.

I'm polyamorous and I live with my lovely girlfriend
fierceflawless. We both date other people, and aren't really looking for a third.

Hopefully some of you are still reading. I'm not really looking for anything specific. I've had various types of secondary relationships in the past, from casual to more serious, and I don't want to put limitations on anything.

I don't have much of a formal education, I'm a bit of an autodidact.

I like reading, writing and quiet introspection, you know alpha male type shit.

I live in the High Park area.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work during the day Monday to Friday, and in the evening on Sunday.

My hobbies include skateboarding, which is more like an obsession, and performing stand up comedy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm currently reading a lot of stuff by de Sade, Sacher-Masoch, and Georges Bataille. All times faves are dudes like John Wyndham, Philip K. Dick and Jonathan Ames. Really loved the book Whores in History by Nickie Roberts.

I like stoner comedies and a lot of stuff that would be classified as cult. My favorite movie is the Burbs.

My favorite shows are Father Ted, Home Movies, the Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Twin Peaks and more recently True Detective.

I like a couple artists in just about every genre. Currently I'm really into Grime. Stuff like Wiley, Tempa T, Footsie, Lethal Bizzle, D Double E and so on.