fatmattfor20
43 Glen Ridge, NJ
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My self-summary
Honestly, I want to drink a coffee with you. Read more for a good laugh. But I just want coffee, and your company.

NOTICE: I am married, however I get more visitors if I say I am single.

Why is it you can change your age but not your town? I live in Glen Ridge. And also in Upper Darby during the week.

PUBLIC NOTICE: Due to some interesting developments, some parts of this profile have been altered. Please read on and look for my new talent as a writing tutor. Chances are if I hit you up and you are under 25 I am offering to help with your next writing assignment. Read on.

CAUTION: This profile is currently under an experiment.

Before you read this: do not believe everything you read.

No, I'm not really looking for customers...just keep reading.

Here is the deal: I am an electrician who is using this app to help meet new customers. Think about it, a bunch of single women, some of you admittedly looking for a guy to help fix stuff around the house. Well if you need some good loving then keep looking. But if you really want to finally fix those switches in your house, or put up the new ceiling fan that guy broke last month, then I am your guy.

Mention this promotion and receive a free consultation and one free small job.

Don't answer yet, just look what else you get. If you reply now and say "essay help" I will offer you a discounted rate for my research assistant product. Here we meet at the public library and together we examine any writing assignments you have and work on forming the structure on how to research and write the essay. Or if you are stuck on your homework you will receive one free homework session.

Spaces are filling up quick, so please act today. (Free shipping and handling).

Ok, I'm not really here to hook up or to even to find love. But I am here to offer something you just might be looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
When I am not at work, I am working. My work is very seasonal, and soon I will put down one set of tools and pick up another set.

One of my jobs is being an electrician. And if you need any help, just ask. No BS. Most people just ask questions here. And yes I know, this is a social app not a marketing one, and I'm not for sale, but I am willing to help.

My other job is more research based and I am willing to answer any questions about this (within limits) that you might have.

I have also been known to bake a few things, and would be willing to share my recepies with anyone interested. I may even be able to show the proper methods for kneading dough.

In my free time I am a tutor and a snowboarder, and would be willing to assist in any way possible.
I’m really good at
I have always been a teacher. I'm really good at teaching.

I'm also good at electrical work. I'm serious I have 15 years experience as an electrician. I'm not a licensed contractor, and I'm not insured. But if you need help with something, I could probably help you. I once helped a friend replace a three way dimmer over text messages. Hit me up if you need.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes
My red beard
My white skin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Native Son, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, The Shining, One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest, Encounters With Einstein, The Dancing Woo Li Masters, A Clockwork Orange, Dreaming in Cuban, This Strange Quantum World And You.

Movies: (in order I saw them) Lady And The Tramp (my first date, I was five), Star Wars, Stripes, Caddyshack, Taps, Midnight Madness (early Paul Rubens appearance), Strange Brew, .....I'll get through the 80's.....

Shows

Music: I strum on my guitar a bit. But not enough. There is a piano here too. But I'm not very good. But when I listen to music it could be anything. Some
Things found on my iPod.

Led Zeppelin, Eminem, Robert Wilkins, Mozart, Jerry Garcia, The Who, Metallica, Rebirth Brass Band, Arlo Guthrie, Johnny Cash, Phish...plus more.
The six things I could never do without
Water
An oxygen rich atmosphere
The sun
Plants
That there seems to be more matter then anti-matter
The Higgs Boson

Ten bonus points if you ask about this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which is more important. Improving science, or actually teaching the findings to our population?

We spend a lot of money on the science that brought us smart phones yet no American school curricula teaches any physics findings after 1895!!

The findings of Werner Hisenberg and Albert Einstein are all but ignored. Anything beyond that: nothing.

I'm still having this thought..... Join in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Here on the app. Looking for someone to enjoy a cup of coffee with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Imagine how cool it would be if we could see radio waves!
You should message me if
If you read this far. And if you actually believe that stuff about being an electrician only, well I have been known to talk about other things too. Over coffee maybe?
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