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fatnlazy

43 North Little Rock, AR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why are we on here? This site is filled with very attractive and highly intelligent people, and yet we seem to not be able to connect with each other. (or maybe it's just me) I find myself after each break-up, or bad date, coming back to this site and looking through the profiles hoping to find someone to instantly replace the one that I have just left, or the one that left me.

I know why I do it. I can take the time to get to know someone without leaving my house, prepping my hair, or worrying about what designer label shirt I am wearing.
But really, that excuse is just silly. I want to impress the woman that I am taking out to dinner (and actually go to dinner) with my charm, my taste in clothing, and my wit. And by God, I am social enough to get off of my fat and lazy ass to go out somewhere and actually take the time to do it!

I like to see my date laugh, watch her smile and to let her know I am right there with her when she cracks a joke or tells me what the meaning of life is to her. I want to fall in love face-to-face. Maybe I am a romantic at heart, or maybe I am an asshole by nature, but I really don't care what a complete stranger thinks of me after 'meeting' me online. If she thinks I am sexy, or if she thinks I am the biggest dork this side of Texas --No offense Texas, and you should celebrate your dorkiness-- that is entirely her prerogative.

Sure, I have a lot of self-improvements that I would like to hide from my date, hell from everybody, but don't we all. I don't wake up with the freshest breath because I smoke, and I am sure that I scratch my butt in public after you put a few drinks in me, and I tell awful jokes that make absolutely no sense at all. But that is what makes me, me. I would like to keep all of those things in a file marked top-secret, but if I did you would never see my smile or the way I lean into your conversation as you tell me something sexy, witty, smart, or just silly.

Don't get me wrong, I love OkCupid, and the people I meet on here, but there comes a time where you just want to stare into your dates eyes and just get lost.

Sometimes I can get caught up in the moment and ramble on for days about nothing-- trust me it even gets boring to me-- when I am conversing through emails. Then I remind myself that I am not looking for new pen pals to talk with, that is what my facebook friends are for, I am on here actually looking for someone who really gives a shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Okay, what am I doing with my life...
hmm...

What are you doing with your life?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am super good at getting myself and others in a large amount of trouble. Never trust my 'oh it's a good idea, I think it will work' or 'we can do it together' speeches.
These types of things coming from me will more than likely land you a jail cell for the night!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my uncanny ability to make strangers laugh, my openness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
fav food? could not tell ya, I like ALL food, ALL music and I mostly watch the Discovery or History Channel....I know, boring, boring, boring.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter
My cell phone
Communication/Life skills
Laughter
Friends
Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am going to be in five years.

Thinking about maybe someday owning a horse

Just your basic stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a soft spot for cute, intelligent women with opinions of their own and that seems to keep me in trouble.

I hate winter

I secretly want to be a rock star.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're low key but high energy
You don't have to be a supermodel but you do have to take care of yourself (just being honest)
thanks.