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27 M Washington, DC

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
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Likes dogs
English, Spanish, Portuguese

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My self-summary
Despise long walks on the beach, traveling and cannot stand living life to the fullest.
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm not moonlighting as a dancer, I help different national government agencies perform their essential functions more effectively--public service Superman.

Love Crossfit. Learning French and looking for break-dancing classes in the city, because those are two things I've always wanted to learn. Sometimes I tutor English to Latin American immigrants on the weekday nights; they feed me delicious food in return. As a result of delicious mangu and pollo guisado, I run the risk of transforming into an obese Dominican man.
The first things people usually notice about me
Infectious laughter.

If you are terribly uptight or preachy, we're probably not meant to be friends.

Also, that I don't have an accent despite being born on a sleepy island known for accents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many books to mention... I enjoy travelogues in the vein of Robert Kaplan and, generally speaking, books about culture.

Movies also far too many to mention. I'm a Netflix addict, and generally find many nights spent enjoying a Moroccan (or Indonesian, or Sri Lankan, or what have you) film. Some of my classic favorites are films like The Lives of Others, Goodbye Lenin!, Amores Perros, Slumdog Millionaire. If it's got great laughs, then there's a high likelihood I've seen it or want you to tell me about it so I can check it out.

I enjoy cooking almost as much as I enjoy eating--which is to say, a lot! The easiest way to ingratiate yourself with me is to cook me something that will cause an oral wet dream.
On a typical Friday night I am
Toss-up between loud:

1. engaging conversation in a bar with friends,
2. shaking my butt to cray cray music in dark setting, or
3. lying low with a book on the evolution of the Chinese Communist Party.

I am also partial to delicious home-cooked meals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A few months ago, I got kicked out of a bar for stealing birthday cake. The cake was delicious--hella worth it.

I eat crazy shit that will probably kill me when I'm abroad, like fried scorpion and crocodile (Thailand).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can teach me some good dance moves.