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fauxinnocence

28 Milwaukee, WI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:29am
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a feminist, creative, and open minded. I'm currently in a poly relationship with a live-in partner. We both date other people and are open and honest with one another about everything we do. We don't date together, so if I message you, I assure you I am not in search for a unicorn for my partner and I.

I identify as queer. I don't think sex or gender has 2 options, and I have been attracted to various points on the rainbow spectrum from Cis men to Trans women to non-binary folks in between. I'm open to dating/meeting any gender or orientation.

I'm interested in meeting as many cool people as physically possible as well as networking with other poly/ feminist/ artist/ queer/ knitter/ hooper / dancer/ and/or creative folks. It doesn't necessarily mean I'm interested in anything more than friendship, but I do feel like the best friendships I've ever had have ended up being more eventually (my partner and I were best friends for 2 years before we started dating and we've been dating for 4 years now). I'm intrigued by the idea of dating a couple, though I can be picky enough when it comes to one person, I'm highly dubious that I'll find 2 people in a couple that I like enough to date both. BUT it's not off the table.

I'm opinionated and strong-willed, but I'm not up in people's faces about it, so people rarely know me as that kind of person. :} I sometimes surprise people with my passionate viewpoints. That being said, if you don't like feminists or activists, stop reading now. I have very strong feelings about women's rights, LGBTQ rights, and racism. If you don't like mouthy women with strong feelings about the world, there's the door! :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Knitting as much as I can and trying to develop my geek-themed yarn dying business (LadyPurl.Etsy.com if you're intrigued).

I dabble in burlesque in my free time. I specialize in geeky burlesque, which is why I have so many cosplay pictures.

I really like hula hooping and I'm trying to get back into yoga. If you want to take a yoga class with me, hit me up, because I really want to get back into it.

I run the Young Milwaukee Poly group once a month at The Tool Shed (greatest business in Milwaukee), where we discuss the ins and outs of polyamory. If you're in the poly lifestyle or interested in it you're welcome to join us. It's not a dating group though, so don't come if all you're trying to get out of it is laid. I've been running the group since 2009 and it's been incredibly rewarding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knitting, laughing, chatting about randomness, listening to people that have interesting things to say, ignoring ignorant bastards that talk too much and have nothing to say.

Accidentally falling into a youtube rabbit hole and coming out 4 hours later, dazed, eyes blurry and not able to focus on real life objects, and saying, "JesustapdancingChrist, it's 4 am and I have to work in a few hours. What am I doing with my life?" Then going to bed and doing the same thing the next night.

Having a sense of humor about most everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long black hair (usually with a little color in it for fun) and Bettie Page bangs.

I want to say my green eyes, but usually people have to get really close to see them, and it's rare I let people get that close to my face. Because... Awkward.

The fact that I prefer writing on my hand to any kind of paper.

I smile a lot?

My incredible ability to seem totally comfortable in the thick tension of undeniable awkwardness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: Chuck Palahnuik, Joss Whedon (he writes for my favorite shows EVER), The Watchman and Lost Girls by Alan Moore, all of "Transmetropolitan," "World War Z" by Max Brooks was amazing, feminist literature, Sarah Silverman is my hero, Douglas Adams <3!, and lots, lots more.

Movies: Princess Bride, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, The Professional, Amelie, Moulin Rogue, Serenity, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Musical, Cabin in the Woods, Hot Fuzz, The Labyrinth, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The 5th Element, Rules of Attraction, Pride and Prejudice, Closer, Hard Candy, Looper, The Avengers and all Marvel movies

TV Shows: This could be a bigger section, but I'll try to keep it short..
My biggest hard limit: not liking Firefly.
I seriously don't even know if I can be friends with these kind of people. Never seen it is one thing, tried to watch and didn't get it is a whole other ball of wax, but seen it and actually did not like it? Who the hell do you think you are?!

Broad City, Sense8, Orange is the New Black, Doctor Who, Venture Bros., Community, 30 Rock, Buffy, Angel, Dollhouse, Firefly (again: Joss Whedon is the shit, and if you don't believe that with all your heart, do not message me. Don't even try.), Arrested development (will quote randomly and not even realize I'm doing it, it's just part of my vocabulary now), Sarah Silverman Program, Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers (I was/am Tina... in too many ways), and probably a handful more I'm forgetting.

Podcasts: Welcome to Nightvale, Stuff Mom Never Told You, This American Life, The Nerdist, Life on the Swingset, Poly Weekly, Carnalcopia, and always looking for more.

Music: QUEEN, Weird Al, Ingrid Michelson, Lana Del Rey, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Scissor Sisters, Cat Power, Ludo, Cake, Bjork, The Postal Service, Flight of the Concords, every Disney song ever recorded (guilty pleasure, but it makes me an incredibly productive person, seriously it works like magic), and much more. Mostly I just turn Pandora on and let them tell me good artists, new and old.

Food: Thai, specifically curry, spicy, but I also can not get enough Indian and Pakistani curry, and sushi. I'll try almost anything once, but I know what I like. Mushrooms remind me of slugs and milk makes me gag.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Hands (everything I love in the world, I need my hands for. Without them I would be lost)
2) Yarn & knitting needles
3) My phone (I might be one of those stupid millennials with their phone glued to their hand at all times, but I never miss a text, email, or call, so fuck off with the judgement)
4) Netflix
5) Curry (Indian, Thai, or Pakistani, I love them all-- nomnomnom)
6) Cats (I have... a couple) =^..^=
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future.

Your mom.

Human rights and what I can be doing to better the lives of the less privileged.

I often think about why my answer of "No" to the OKC question of "Do you like scary movies" is almost ALWAYS in red. That's an *unacceptable* answer to you? Really? Are horror films really so important that you couldn't possibly date a woman who wasn't into them? Weeeeird, dude, weird.

Where I fall on the Kinsey scale. I'd like to say I'm right in the middle, but I really swim around the spectrum back and forth depending on my mood. When it comes to attraction I'm much more likely to say female bodies please my eyes and make me say, "Daaaayyyum." But men are so much easier. I know if a guy wants to fuck me pretty easily, but the ladies are still a mystery to me. I think about sex, sexuality, and queerness a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching whatever is on Netflix, performing or practicing a burlesque routine, or out eating and/or drinking with friends.

I might also be knitting, crafting, cross-stitching, or writing -- depending on what has inspired me that day. ^_^
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a shameless flirt... but I bark louder than I bite ;P. In fact, my ethical sluttitude might be considered downright prudish to some, but I really have to like someone and consider them a friend before I would be wiling to have sex. (Well, "prude" to a super vanilla conservative, I mean, I have taken part in my fair share of orgies... Which is 1...)

I love ASMR videos (google it :P) and massages (hands, head, feet, whatever, but I'm not exactly referring to erotic massage so get your mind outta the gutter). ASMR videos and massages give me head tingles and put me in a fuzzy, zen-like head space that relaxes me and helps me sleep.

I love finding pictures of ladies and gentlemen on here with their animals. One of my favorite people, Tim Burton, once said you can tell a lot about someone by how they treat animals. Evil people will kick a pet, and the villains in his movie almost always do. I can't trust someone that isn't an animal lover. They have to be evil.

Men that are super quiet until they get angry and then blow up in a crazy peepants tantrum are more terrifying to me than bears, sharks, or snakes ever could be.
You should message me if
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Read this: http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/online-dating-advice-exactly-what-to-say-in-a-first-message/
I don't respond to short, clipped, or one-word "heyy" messages. I get about 2-3 a day and they make my eyes bleed. Don't do it. You will get no where and you waste everyone's time in the process.

You are a feminist. This is an absolute deal breaker. If you do not believe the sexes should be equal, or if you are under the misconception that they already are treated equally, then do not message me. I don't need that kind of ignorance or negativity in my life. Thanks! :)

If you like geeky movies and want to take me to one. Marvel films are a plus, but comedies will do in a pinch.

You should have a profile picture. I won't respond to people who don't have pictures. Unless you can give me a good reason, it says to me you're either cheating on your partner or you're ashamed of meeting people online, both of which are deal breakers and turn offs.

If you're poly or interested in a poly relationship. Being polyamorous does not mean I need more than one sexual partner because I'm trying to fill some void, it means I love love and my partner does too. It means I don't limit myself from loving as much as I can when I want to and on my terms, no one else's. It means I don't let society govern whom I'm going to love, when, or how many. If you can't fathom that, then please don't waste our time.

Douchebag Warning: I refuse to date a Nickelback fan. I hate fedoras. Unless you're in Indiana Jones cosplay, you have no right to be wearing one. If you think being nice to women means they owe you something in return or if you have ever said you were "friendzoned" in a negative way, I will probably hate you.

Thanks for reading!