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fauxinnocence

27 F Milwaukee, WI

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:59pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a feminist, creative, and open minded. I'm currently in 2 poly relationships, one live-in and one long-distance. We all date other people and are open and honest with one another about everything we do.

I'm listed as bisexual on here, but in "real life" I identify as queer as I don't think sex or gender only has 2 options, and I have been attracted to various points on the rainbow spectrum. I also identify as a fierce femme (though I have my shlumpy leggings - tshirt - and no-bra days when I'm feeling lazy). When I go out I am usually the type of girl that puts a little effort into looking cute. I don't spend 2 hours getting ready by any means, but I'm a bit of a girly-girl at times when it comes to hair, makeup, and nails.

I really enjoy educating people about sexuality, gender, sexual health, and sexual wellness, but that is my day job so sometimes I feel like "sex-talk" has become "work-talk" and it's de-sexualized sex for me. Ha, I have no idea if that makes sense, but needless to say, I'm horrible at sexting and dirty talk because my mind goes clinical and logic-brain steps in.

I don't ever want to get married, and I won't leave my boyfriend(s) for you. Just putting that out there. You're not going to "fix" me (I fixed myself and that's why I am this way!) and there isn't a "the one" out there that will make me stop my poly ways and go monogamous. If you idealize monogamy and contact me hoping I will convert, you will be sorrily mistaken. #SorryNotSorry

I'm interested in meeting as many cool people as physically possible as well as networking with other poly/ feminist/ artist/ queer/ knitter/ dancer/ and/or creative folks. It doesn't necessarily mean I'm interested in anything more than friendship, but I do feel like the best friendships I've ever had have ended up being more eventually (my bf and I were best friends for 2 years before we started dating and we've been dating for 3 years now). I'm mostly interested in dating women currently, but the occasional dude will slip through the cracks and catch my interest, so I haven't taken the idea of dating men completely off the table (yet). I'm also intrigued by the idea of dating a couple, though I can be picky enough when it comes to one person, I'm highly dubious that I'll find 2 people in a couple that I like enough to date both BUT again, it's not off the table.

I'm opinionated and strong-willed, but I'm not up in people's faces about it, so people rarely know me as that kind of person. :} I sometimes surprise people with my passionate viewpoints. That being said, if you don't like feminists or activists, stop reading now. I have very strong feelings about women's rights, LGBTQ rights, and racism. If you don't like mouthy women with strong feelings about the world, there's the door! :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Knitting as much as I can and trying to develop my geek-themed yarn dying business (LadyPurl.Etsy.com if you're intrigued).

I dabble in burlesque in my free time. I perform with the Moonlight Muse Burlesque troupe here in Milwaukee.

I just really got into hula hooping. Absolutely adore it (when I'm not hitting myself in the face or jugular with the hoop >.<). Trying to get good enough to do various hoop tricks and perform in public. I've already noticed how it's changing my body shape and strengthening parts of my body I hardly used before.

I run the Young Milwaukee Poly group once a month at The Tool Shed (greatest business in Milwaukee), where we discuss the ins and outs of polyamory. If you're in the poly lifestyle or interested in it you're welcome to join us. It's not a dating group though, so don't come if all you're trying to get out of it is laid. I've been running the group since 2009 and it's been incredibly rewarding.
I’m really good at
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knitting, laughing, chatting about randomness, listening to people that have interesting things to say, ignoring ignorant bastards that talk too much and have nothing to say.

Uhm... responding with "That's what she said!" at highly appropriate and inappropriate times.

Having a sense of humor about most everything.

Shutting down shitheads (I have to at my job a lot).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long hair (black, purple, and blue at the moment) and Bettie Page bangs.

I want to say my green eyes, but usually people have to get really close to see them, and it's rare I let people get that close to my face. Because... Awkward.

The fact that I prefer writing on my hand to any kind of paper.

I smile a lot?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: Chuck Palahnuik, Joss Whedon (he writes for my favorite shows EVER), The Watchman and Lost Girls by Alan Moore, all of "Transmetropolitan," "World War Z" by Max Brooks was amazing, feminist literature, Sarah Silverman is my hero, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams <3!, and lots, lots more.

Movies: Princess Bride, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, The Professional, Amelie, Moulin Rogue, Serenity, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Musical, Cabin in the Woods, The Scarlet Letter, Sin City, Hot Fuzz, Team America, The Labyrinth, Love Actually, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Taking Lives, The 5th Element, Rules of Attraction, Pride and Prejudice, Closer, Hard Candy, Looper

TV Shows: This could be a bigger section, but I'll try to keep it short..
My biggest hard limit: not liking Firefly.
I seriously don't even know if I can be friends with these kind of people. Never seen it is one thing, tried to watch and didn't get it is a whole other ball of wax, but seen it and actually did not like it? Who the hell do you think you are?!

Doctor WHO, Venture Bros., Community, 30 Rock, Buffy, Angel, Dollhouse, Firefly (again: Joss Whedon is the shit, and if you don't believe that with all your heart, do not message me. Don't even try.), Arrested development (will quote randomly and not even realize I'm doing it, it's just part of my vocabulary now), Sarah Silverman Program, Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers (I am Tina... in too many ways), and probably a handful more I'm forgetting.

Music: QUEEN, Weird Al, Florence and the Machine, La Roux, Kate Nash, The Decemberists, Ingrid Michelson, Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey, Jamie Lidell, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Scissor Sisters, Cat Power, Ludo, Cake, Bjork, Eve6, Flaming Lips, The Postal Service, Stephen Lynch, Flight of the Concords, every Disney song ever recorded (guilty pleasure, but it makes me an incredibly productive person, seriously it works like magic), and much more. Mostly I just turn pandora on and let them tell me good artists, new and old.

Food: Thai, specifically curry, spicy, but I also can not get enough Indian and Pakistani curry, and sushi. I'll try almost anything once, but I know what I like. Mushrooms remind me of slugs and milk makes me gag.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Hands (everything I love in the world, I need my hands for. Without them I would be lost).
2) Yarn & knitting needles.
3) Penises (a fake one will do).
4) Vaginas (my boyfriend is trying to convince me the plural of vagina is "vaginae" which just sounds gross, lol).
5) Curry (Indian, Thai, or Pakistani, I love them all-- nomnomnom).
6) Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future.

Your mom.

How they just don't make men like Steve Martin and Bill Murray anymore. I hope to one day have an iota of the charisma they had (and, really, still have).

Human rights and what I can be doing to better the lives of the less privileged.

Where I fall on the Kinsey scale. I'd like to say I'm right in the middle, but I really swim around the spectrum back and forth depending on my mood. When it comes to attraction I'm much more likely to say female bodies please my eyes and make me say, "Daaaayyyum." But men are so much easier. I know if a guy wants to fuck me pretty easily, but the ladies are still a mystery to me. I think about sex, sexuality, and queerness a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching whatever is on Netflix, performing or practicing a burlesque routine, or out eating and/or drinking with friends.

I might also be knitting, crafting, cross-stitching, or writing -- depending on what has inspired me that day. ^_^
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an entire closet of costumes. It's overflowing. Two bins of shoes, 2 suitcases full of clothes, a laundry basket filled with corsets, and plastic bags filled with sequined bras, fringed skirts, gloves, stockings, and panties. It's ridiculous.

I love finding pictures of ladies and gentlemen on here with their animals. One of my favorite people, Tim Burton, once said you can tell a lot about someone by how they treat animals. Evil people will kick a pet, and the villains in his movie almost always do. I can't trust someone that isn't an animal lover. They have to be evil.

I may never find someone that I love more than myself and I have absolutely no problem with that :P. And that's not narcissistic, has nothing to do with my looks, I just truly love myself and I'm very confident about how amazing I am.
You should message me if
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You are a feminist. (For reference: a feminist is someone who believes women are in fact people, living, breathing human beings, that deserves every right that a man does.) This is an absolute deal breaker. If you do not believe the sexes should be equal, or if you are under the misconception that they already are, then do not message me. I don't need that kind of ignorance or negativity in my life. Thanks! :)

You should have a profile picture! More than 3 actually is preferred. I won't respond to people who don't have pictures. Unless you can give me a good reason, it says to me you're either cheating on your partner or you're ashamed of meeting people online, both of which are deal breakers and turn offs.

If you can handle a poly relationship. Being polyamorous does not mean I need more than one sexual partner because I'm trying to fill some void, it means I love love and my partner does too. It means I don't limit myself from loving as much as I can when I want to and on my terms, no one else's. It means I don't let society govern whom I'm going to love, when, or how many. If you can't fathom that, then please don't waste our time.

I refuse to date a Nickelback fan.

I hate fedoras. Unless you're Indiana Jones, you have no right to be wearing one.

If you think being nice to women means they owe you something in return or if you have ever said you were "friendzoned" in a negative way, I will probably hate you.

Thanks for reading!