I'm a good hearted fellow who digs laughing and being a wiseass. I double space after periods. I'm a laid back dad who squishes bugs and doesn't freak out about it.

I'm not terribly good at fortune telling.

Fun for me is something along the lines of driving a couple hours to someplace with a sweet view to take a picture or catch a local band. I'm not a go-go-go kind of person really, but when something catches my attention I'll go full bore.

This year's Halloween costume was Kurt Cobain (Friday was KC and Saturday trick or treating was Victor von Rockinstein because my blond wig got super stinky). Last year was Mario the plumber.

My favorite Starburst flavor is "Orange Chew."

Oh and my name isn't "Paul." Hope that's not an ender for you.

Working. Looking forward to taking a proper vacation someday. I work in a retirement home for computers.

One day, when I can get a proper place to do it, I'll record some wildass musical manifesto, which I will promptly destroy. Maybe sleep in on Saturday.

Guitar, though I'd not say 'really good.' I can play alright sometimes.

Oh and I love puzzles. Not your typical 500 piece picture of something kind of puzzle. More like fixing things that are broken or finding out why a thing does what it does. Like investigation work, but with significantly less meaning.

From time to time I do a killer Christopher Walken impression. Did you know that pigs excrete a natural lubricant? Fake Chris Walken does.

Yeah, this box sucks. Let's talk about something else.

What are you looking for in a human being?

No one ever has enough friends so that would be number one. It'd be nice to find someone who makes me go "wow, I can't believe I've missed that in my life!"

What should I warn you about?

* I'm blunt. I know enough to hold it in when I should, but if you ask for an opinion you will receive my opinion.
* I'm old fashioned when it comes to relationships. Trust is valuable.

What is your most irrational dislike/hatred?

Ovation guitars. Stupid shape. Good for cooking breakfast on though.

You have kids!

Yeah, and they don't go out with me. While they meet my friends, they're not part of my dating life.

Kings of Leon makes me want to stab pencils in my ears but I can listen to Deerhoof all day long. I'm that guy.

I cut my teeth on the super sounds of the sixties. Seriously. I didn't listen to modern music until I was almost out of high school. I'm still not totally caught up. There's a lot of good music that's been passed over in favor of the next American Idol.

Here's 6 random songs from me starting up iTunes, hitting play and next 5 times while on random:

Who Do You Love (Mojave 3)
Sleepin Around (Sonic Youth)
Claude (The Melvins)
Fett's Vett (MC Chris)
You (Live) (Radiohead)
Ágætis byrjun (Sigur ros)

As for food, I enjoy just about every style and flavor of food. New tastes and experiences are fun. Bestest food ever is Italian as I am a sucker for cheese, tomatoes and pasta.

Movies aren't doing much to draw me in. Zombieland was good. Snatch was funny. I will take mindless action over most things, but that's my right as a guy. It's in our charter.

And yes, I have what some have described as a "chemical dependency" for Red Bull. There is no Red Bull Anonymous that I'm aware of.

* humor (didn't see that coming, did you?)
* socks and/or shoes
* a guitar
* a tune
* blanket or towel
* fingers

That we are on a rock spinning at thousands of miles an hour around a huge nuclear explosion which is also flying through space towards an ever expanding emptiness.

Wait. No, I don't.

I'll give you three instead! What a deal.

* A while back I accidentally shaved off my right eyebrow. Gone. It has grown back. I missed it a lot.

* I use humor defensively. Like a turtle peeing on itself. I'm quite comfortable with being serious too.

* I'm a sucker for eyes.

You want. I don't get clingy until date #3.

Oh, also if you're looking for someone to play music with I'm down for that as well.