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fauxreal_76

35 / F / Straight / Single

Johnson City, Tennessee

Her Details

Last Online
Jan 11
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Greetings and salutations! I'm Jamey, a T-girl in Johnson City, TN. I occasionally foray into the club scene, but mostly enjoy quiet evenings at home with friends and loved ones. Throughout the week, I normally just do the whole job thing seasoned with video games, reading (theology, philosophy, history, science, Classics, and my dirty little pleasure of the occasional fantasy or Anne Rice), netting (far too much chatting for my own good), and music (I play a number of classical instruments). On the weekends, I like to hang out with friends and go clubbing (not so often anymore... who wants to be clocked pushin' 30 in a 22-yo zone? but the coffeeshop's still a good option), shopping, to the symphony, on a date, or to a party... whatever catches my fancy. Of course, I also like to just have me-time when I can just hide away from the world and get back to myself. Anyway, I'm open, honest, emotionally available, and sincere and expect the same in return. Please have a profile with a pic and something substantive in it, else expect rudeness. Thanks.

I am sarcaustic, pawky, and unsequacious

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What I’m doing with my life
I currently work for a major electronics firm but plan to finish up a degree at ETSU as an English major. Though my boss does want me to go into process engineering. Feh. Too much to do, too little time.

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I’m really good at
... intriguing people.

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The first things people usually notice about me
My height and hair. How often have you seen a titian-maned Amazon?

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It's hackneyed, but in my case it rings true. I like most things. However since that's so utterly trite, I'll try to cite a few examples:

Books: There are some books that you just keep going back to... there's a reason they're called classics. I'm most familiar with Renaissance and antebellum American literature. As for pure mindless pleasure reading, I dig fantasy. One modern novel I dig is Wally Lamb's _She's Come Undone_; it spoke to me before Oprah found him.

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The six things I could never do without
How come air, food, and water so rarely make it into people's lists? I'll presume this goes beyond the necessities and into comforts. So instead I'll tell you what I could do without: cell phones, teenagers with a sense of entitlement, parents who foster said sense of entitlement, NeoCons, "free speech zones," and road rage.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anarchism, Politics, Reformed Theology(Calvinism), and just about anything that'll take my head into the clouds.

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On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out at the coffee shop, hanging out with friends and watching a movie or playing a game, maybe some White Russians....

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't shave my legs every day.

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I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You think you can keep me interested and you're at least fairly local (i.e. within 150 mi). I have a limited amount of time to spend on people I never see IRL and prefer to use it on those I already know.

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