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33 M Redmond, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"You need to get a clue that when a girl sits on your lap, she likes you", said a good female friend. Whereas most guys misinterpret any flirting as sexual interest, I mistakenly dismiss it as mere playfulness. Gah, use words on us INTJ's! >_<.

Formerly awesomely long profile temporarily redacted until I can rewrite it (but I left the funny parts in). Until then friends, I offer some amusing/informative links before you move along...

- Why online dating leaves neither side satisfied (more is less):
- Answer the OKC questions in ways that improve your match percentages:
- brief LEGO LoTR word-play humor
- some beautiful choir music
- being everything at once
- Dog goes woof, cat goes meow, bird goes tweet, mouse goes squeak...
I’m really good at
• Adding great matches to my favorites, then forgetting to send a
message, until after they disappear -_-.
Drawing (pencil, pen, conté crayon, chalk)
Playing piano (started age 9, but rusty now - my Roland must feel neglected).
• Figuring out how things work, especially spatial puzzles.
• Telling computers what to do, 1 line of C++ at a time.
• Handwriting (others are always surprised when they see my signature on a restaurant receipt).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
synopsis = {Scientific American, art nouveau, StarDust, Zelda, psytrance, white chocolate, 13, royal blue, Ailurus fulgens}

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
The six things I could never do without
• warmth - sun/hot chocolate on a cold day/coats
• interesting people - show me new things
• little creations I've made - past drawings/programs
• some form of static media - my books and magazines
• some form of interactive media - games and shows
• internet - how else are you supposed to answer your burning random questions such as the world record for the longest hair or biggest collection of Daleks?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have. Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have."

Why is it that people who are "out-of-phase" in all those scifi episodes don't fall through the floor? (among other unsettled plot holes) Why google advertises liposuction to me of all people when there are plenty of Inuits in need of good ice cubes? Add to that dozens of topics that pique my interest over time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Nothing, for it's the big vewy scewy internet" ... Oi, show you have a sense of levity, and tell the world something completely completely harmless, such as...

• Hates hypodermic needles. Circus clowns are pretty scary too. Though, the number 13 is quite lucky.
• Was red-haired as infant until it darkened. Still sinister as ever though (left-handed).
• M&M's are eaten as follows: brown, orange, red, yellow, green, blue.
• My oldest known ancestor is Jonathan Andrew Tierce, born ~1745 in Ireland, and my initials are that of an American President (Yes, the dead one. No, the other dead one).
• Never too old for cartoons (series or movies).
• Don't play with them anymore, but I still have every one of my LEGO's.
• I danċe to the lively music when no one else is looking (care to sing to Haiducii Dragostea din tei with me? It's seriously happier than any song should be).
• I do not have IED, LFT, Münchausen syndrome, OCPD, Self-Abasement, or Asperger's Syndrome, and I definitely don't have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, or else it would have taken all my courage just to finish typing that last word!
• I won't waste my time or yours with lies that you'd find out anyway - plus the truth is a heck of a lot easier to remember! Though, I may have rounded up on my height (depending on the time of day measured).
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if want more friends (will reopen to romance in six months to the particularly sexy nerds/artists/musicians out there) or you just want to see me surprised like this I've met some cool people and one my best friends via this site. Good luck finding your favorite companion, Dwayne