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26 M Cork, Ireland

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:42pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a human male, aged 26, more or less fit and healthy. I guess I'm a nerd because I know who The Cap'n and The Doctor are, and I own enough comics to crush 6 or 7 cats. I love dancing, particularly swing dancing, whether I'm actually any good at it is up for debate, but I have my fun and that's all that matters!

I spent ages trying to figure out a clever quote to jazz this up but I failed miserably, guess I'm boring...
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a castle and spend most of my quiet time there trying to look dramatic at the top of it. I'm also the world's leading expert on a type of medieval armour (but only because nobody else has ever looked at it before).

I also do full-contact medieval martial arts, which is a little like UFC but wearing medieval armour and with a sword/axe/mace in your hand.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Twisting my limbs in odd, somewhat inhuman ways.
Swinging around a sword (for science!)
Starting fights on the internet, despite my best efforts
Also, I can kill you with my brain... wait, no that wasn't it... OH YEAH! It was that my brain tried to kill me!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, my beard? The stupid expression I usually have plastered on my face when I'm not thinking about anything in particular?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This could take a long time and use up a lot of internet ink, so I'll just list a few of each (in no particular order):
Movies: Slither (Nathan Fillion confuses me), the Princess Bride, The Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy, Iron Sky (if you haven't seen it it's about Nazis on the Moon and insanely awesome!), Blazing Saddles, High Fidelity, Dredd, the Secretary, the Wrestler, Rambo, Brazil, Once

Music: Rory Gallagher, Alice in Chains, Jethro Tull, Radiohead, Kerbdog, Pearl Jam, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, The Clash, Amanda Palmer, Gary Numan, The Duckworth Lewis Method, Tori Amos, Jerry Lee Lewis, Daft Punk

Tv: GAME OF THRONES!!!!!!!!!!! The usual British comedies like Black Books, Blackadder and the Black IT Crowd, and then of course Doctor Who & Firefly. Also Arrested Development, and 30 rock, things like that.

Books: Sir Terry Pratchett, Stephen Fry has written some great books, Swords and Swordsmen by Mike Loades, Around Ireland With A Fridge, See Spot Run...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, fuel in the form of food, heat, a source of clean water & my brain.... what do you mean that's only five? oh alright then um..... and Crisps, I guess...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would happen if you liquidised a duck and pored it onto the back of another duck.
What happens to you if you only eat crisps.
Why all my answers are joke ones, and also why do these jokes all suck.
Did you know that when the black plague hit Europe in the 1340s it killed 1 in every 2 people, in the cities (including Dublin) it killed 2 out of every 3 people, scary thought isn't it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably sitting at home sewing while watching a movie, I usually work Saturdays, that's my excuse for having a lame social life anyway...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My personality is really just quotes from T.V shows held together with sticky tape.
You should message me if
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you want to, I promise not to attack you