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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 5
5' 1" (1.55m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Special Diet
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an intelligent, bi-sexual, liberal, green-voting, brony Redditor. I am looking for a girl that is smart, attractive, loyal, a little bit clingy, a classy dresser, loves fedoras and Reddit and likes video games. It would be also nice if she could appreciate the subtle nuances and adult references of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which is my favourite TV show.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently an aspiring indie game developer, working on my adventure game PonyCraft, in which you try to survive on a island with only Twilight Sparkle (my favourite pony) to help you. I am an expert in 3Ds Max and game design. I am also a bass player in the Chicago based metal band Shadows Bleeding Heart. One day I hope to make games and play in my band for money.
I am currently saving my allowance for a trenchcoat and also a trip to my favourite country Japan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, dressing classily, coding games, playing bass
The first things people usually notice about me
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The classy way in which I dress. Seriously, not a day goes by when I'm not complimented on how dapper I look in a fedora and cape when compared to all the little kids who have "swag"
People also notice my dry wit, which is quite famous among some of my crew.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother (I'm a lot like Barney)
Movies: Blade, Hellboy, Fight Club (I liken myself to Tyler Durden), Donnie Darko
Books: Harry Potter, My Little Pony, Ayn Rand, Nietzsche (anything intelligent or about philosophy)
Music: My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, Alexis on Fire, Suicide Silence, Bring Me The Horizon
Food: Mountain Dew Code Red, Doritos, Hot Pockets, Moms Home Cooking
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Fedora
2. Japanese culture
3. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
4. I would have added Bioware's space epic "Mass Effect", but the ending ruined my life
5. My mom
6. Women...obviously
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Little Pony, Japan, Video Games, the ending to Mass Effect, girls (obviously), new jokes, Reddit xD
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working hard on my game instead of wasting time and money going out like the millions of 18 year old sheeple in Chicago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a virgin and have had plenty of chances to lose it I'm just waiting for the right woman for me (see below)
You should message me if
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you're a petite (fake boobs are disgusting), average height (5'1"-5'4"), slim, attractive, intelligent, slightly needy, loyal (I hate sluts) and funny.

You also MUST be a virgin (as I said above I HATE sluts)