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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6' 1" (1.85m)
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Special Diet
My self-summary
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No Hateration in this Dancery!

I once saw a woman's online dating profile named 'BitchBong' and she had uploaded a picture of herself in blackface with a fake gun and a bandanna that read "real hip-hop" and I was so weirded out that I left OKCupid for 7 months.

To quote Jim Davis: "All comedy can be traced back to Garfield, and before that, God."

I have a huge Pringle in my Deltoid (Chip in my Shoulder) about this website, but here we all are!

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
10-second abs:

1) lay down with a 500-lb weight strapped to your forehead
2) see that there is a new okcupid visitor out of the corner of your eye
3) now sit up

i also do a weekly podcast ...if you're like "i wonder what this dude sounds like?", you can listen to it over here
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i play the tunes, drums, guitar, dj, draw, juggle, etch-a-sketch, chess champion, etc.. etc..

I do the improvs sometimes, too, and I can carry a tune with the wind between my lips.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people tell me I have a really nice nose, yet I have a horrible sense of smell.

here is a poem:

The roses pass me by
without the love of a nose

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lotsa Podcasts: Best Show on WFMU, Julie Klausner, Johnny Pemberton, Duncan Trussell and Who Charted.

music: weird al yankovic and danny brown

Reading: Be Here Now by Ram Dass, Trout Fishing in America by Richard Brautigan, In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust, The Ask by Sam Lipsyte and 100 Years of Solitude by G.G. Allin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Post nora-jones twitterwave
Choco Nachos
Nacho Churros
Churrito Burrito
Chocolate Burritoes
Speedo Fundito
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Some ideas I've had lately:

-steak juggling benihana chefs that toss food into your mouth like a sea otter

-a swimming pool that refills with your desired substance i.e. gravy, kool-aid, gold coints, etc.

-Slap Condoms (contraceptive like a slap bracelet)

-edible food-packaging

-A washing machine that you can throw both dirty dishes and clothing into

-a freshness seal that has a picture of the artist Seal wearing cool sunglasses
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
DTF>Down To Fort
You should message me if
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A girl once said to me 'THIS IS NOT A BAR YOU CAN'T JUST HOWL AT ANY BIRD IN' and I whistled at her and she stopped messaging me.

This is usually how it goes.

R U that Somebody?