Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No Hateration in this Dancery!
I once saw a woman's online dating profile named 'BitchBong' and
she had uploaded a picture of herself in blackface with a fake gun
and a bandanna that read "real hip-hop" and I was so weirded out
that I left OKCupid for 7 months.
To quote Jim Davis: "All comedy can be traced back to Garfield, and
before that, God."
I have a huge Pringle in my Deltoid (Chip in my Shoulder) about
this website, but here we all are!
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
1) lay down with a 500-lb weight strapped to your forehead
2) see that there is a new okcupid visitor out of the corner of
3) now sit up
i also do a weekly podcast ...if you're like "i wonder what this
dude sounds like?", you can listen to it over here
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i play the tunes, drums, guitar, dj, draw, juggle, etch-a-sketch,
chess champion, etc.. etc..
I do the improvs sometimes, too, and I can carry a tune with the
wind between my lips.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people tell me I have a really nice nose, yet I have a
horrible sense of smell.
here is a poem:
The roses pass me by
without the love of a nose
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lotsa Podcasts: Best Show on WFMU, Julie Klausner, Johnny
Pemberton, Duncan Trussell and Who Charted.
music: weird al yankovic and danny brown
Reading: Be Here Now by Ram Dass, Trout Fishing in America by
Richard Brautigan, In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust, The Ask
by Sam Lipsyte and 100 Years of Solitude by G.G. Allin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Post nora-jones twitterwave
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Some ideas I've had lately:
-steak juggling benihana chefs that toss food into your mouth like
a sea otter
-a swimming pool that refills with your desired substance i.e.
gravy, kool-aid, gold coints, etc.
-Slap Condoms (contraceptive like a slap bracelet)
-A washing machine that you can throw both dirty dishes and
-a freshness seal that has a picture of the artist Seal wearing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A girl once said to me 'THIS IS NOT A BAR YOU CAN'T JUST HOWL AT
ANY BIRD IN' and I whistled at her and she stopped messaging
This is usually how it goes.
R U that Somebody?
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.