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feignbread

28 M Boston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Gay men only
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27, 2013
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
...But seriously, folks: I'm thoughtful, funny, and a genuinely nice guy. Let's break it down now:

Thoughtful: I spend a lot of time reflecting. Rationality is incredibly important to me.

Funny: My best friend in high school was spot-on when he identified my sense of humor as "absurdist". I also love endlessly adding on to running jokes.

Nice: I'm a good person.

I am a boozer, a user, and a loser!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in BU's graduate program in screenwriting. It has been brought to my attention that this amounts to sacrificing all future job security in order to "follow my dreams".

Oh, and this little gem: http://googletwilightsexbiblepopular.wordpress.com/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing limericks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The razor-sharp talons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
PLEASE DATE ME
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My Wallet
2.) Things I need
3.) Things I want
4.) This list
5.) Birds/Fish
6.) Things not on this list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend lots of time thinking about how death contextualizes life (this isn't a joke, sorry), stories (my own and others'), words/language/s, humor, fertility medicine, interpersonal relationships (my own and others'), food, dinosaurs...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You know me, I'm up for whatever, guys! ...Guys?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Kissing is my favorite.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need a blood transfusion. (I'm O-, the universal donor.)