I live to make other people's lives more surreal!
My hair is blue today. Tomorrow it may be turquoise. Or violet. Or green.
I read. Continually. I listen to music, also continually. My taste is wildly eclectic and may frighten the sheltered. Same with movies, although I watch them less than continually. (That would be a lot of multitasking.)
I've just gotten certified as a relationship and communication coach, which should bring in a few simoleons.
I like things. I'm amusing to talk to, provided you enjoy strange people, bizarre humor, and big words. I smell pretty good. I only scare small children sometimes. I am an ethical non-monogamist in a relationship with interregnum. There, that will undoubtedly scare off 3/4 of you.
I also travel a lot. A LOT. This means that I am frequently not in town.
I have decided that Conan (as in The Destroyer, not the TV personality) is my spirit animal.