Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My hair is blue today. Tomorrow it may be turquoise. Or violet. Or
I read. Continually. I listen to music, also continually. My taste
is wildly eclectic and may frighten the sheltered. Same with
movies, although I watch them less than continually. (That would be
a lot of multitasking.)
I've just gotten certified as a relationship and communication
coach, which should bring in a few simoleons.
I like things. I'm amusing to talk to, provided you enjoy strange
people, bizarre humor, and big words. I smell pretty good. I only
scare small children sometimes. I am an ethical non-monogamist in a
relationship with interregnum
I also travel a lot. A LOT. This means that I am frequently not in
I have decided that Conan (as in The Destroyer, not the TV
personality) is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coaching. Writing. Dancing. Traveling. Reading. Cooking. Learning
things. Being fabulous, nocturnal and pragmatic in equal
I have packed a lot of fun things into my life. I did this on
purpose because I like it. Therefore I am much more likely to want
you to come join me in doing fun things than to want to sit on your
couch watching television.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things. Stuff. Tasks. Solving all the world's problems. Alarming
the mentally conservative. Ranting.
My friends universally have voted me Most Likely to Survive the
I am the Cat Whisperer.
Pronouncing "Einstürzende Neubaten".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chromatically advantaged hair, my clever commentary. Apparently,
my eyes. My unbelievably fabulous footwear. Seriously, my boots
aren't just fierce. They're *ferocious*.
I am strange, charmed, up, down, top and infrequently bottom. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm pretty sure that if you can pick a favorite, you haven't
experienced enough of whatever it is.
Generally I like horror, police procedurals, sf/f, and comics. That
covers the first two. Yes, I am a huge nerd.
Musically I lean toward things that go boom. Industrial music, EBM,
oontz, whatever you like to call it. I am one of those dreary souls
that actually likes a little bit of a lot of genres, though, so my
playlists are as likely to contain Cake as :wumpscut:, with John
Denver and Bjork immediately afterward. Or Eminem mashed up with
Foods? I dislike Indian food, that's about it. Although it has been
determined that chupacabra sushi is the ultimate aphrodisiac. In
fact, take me to any restaurant that serves mythological creatures
and you're *in*.
Also, sacred cows make the BEST cheeseburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My vocabulary. A book. Music. Glasses or contacts. Dignity. The use
of my limbs.
The other six things would be unsweetened iced tea, dancing, the
company of people who do not suck, sex, my sense of enlightened
self-interest, and travel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World domination. And sex. And how the two fit together. I live in
the intersection of that Venn diagram.
I have an efficiency fetish. Also a communication fetish. So I like
to think of ways to combine the two to greatest effect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to convince people to go dancing with me. And usually
failing. Plan B is generally a movie and dinner with friends or
karaoke. (Oh, don't sneer. Karaoke is fun.)
Just so you know, the dancing in question is generally done at
industrial clubs. I like other types, but that's my favorite. The
people at goth clubs usually understand the concept of personal
space - I don't get trod on by drunk, screeching asscacti or groped
by meatheads in beer hats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Meeting people makes me nervous. And my Marxist feminist dialectic
brings all the boys to the yard. (Note: may not actually be
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear other people's.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to get (insert beverage here) and sit around having
strange conversations. Or go on a random road trip. Or attend a
concert. Or whatever. Whatever's fine too.
If you have actually read all the words accompanying the brightly
colored pictures above. No, really. ALL OF THEM. No, REALLY read
If you can handle my abovementioned fetishes for communication and
If you have chromatophores. Seriously, how awesome would that be?
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