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youth_legume

22 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Slovenian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I fit in with long-haired girls who like hoola-hoops. I fit in with basic biddies. I fit in with guys who get high and watch star wars. I fit with people who drink beer and watch WWE Raw. I fit in at knitting circles. I fit in at Jimmy Buffet concerts. I fit in at house parties with the smokers on the porch. I fit in at Pride Parades and Planned Parenthood Protests. I fit in with my grandma and her dog tending the garden. I fit in with kids who wear flat-rimmed hats and ride their bikes in groups of 4-6. I fit in with the lady at the gas station who sells me slurpies late at night.

I like movies. I like Bob Ross painting. I like kale and spinach, but not arugula. I like finding satanic messages in beyonce msuic videos. I like pina coladas. I like getting caught in the rain. I'm not into health food. But I'm into champagne. I like learning. I like stories. I like talking to people I don't know about their lives. I would like to hear about your life. I think everyone has a million stories and every story has a millions ways to tell it.
What I’m doing with my life
In an ideal world I'd be going to college in the mid to late seventies, where is start a new wave band and eventually seduce David Byrne or Debbie Harry. Instead I'm starting my MA at columbia in the fall and have no idea what New York is.
I’m really good at
making popcorn
Painting landscapes
Talking to old people
Jogging
Making Macy Gray mix CDs
Finding the moment when everyone at a party is drunk enough for me to play This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)
Voguing
Somersaulting
Im getting better at playing the accordion
The first things people usually notice about me
Every time I see my mom the first thing she tells me is that I have gotten even more handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dead Souls, 1984, Lolita, Orlando, Slaughterhouse 5, Thier Eyes were Watching God, The Brothers Karamazov, Song of Solomon, To The Lighthouse, One Hundred Years of Solitude

The Westing Game

Movies: Children of Men, Fargo, Tarentino, Beetlejuice, Almodovar, lars von trier, Wes Anderson, Movies where Adam Sandler plays a serious role, same with Jim Carey, For Your Consideration, The Skin I Live In, I watch a lot of documentaries

Shows: 30 Rock, Arrested Development, RuPaul, Girls, Rachel Maddow, This American Life

Music: Santigold, Patti Smith, Sufjan, Moldy Peaches/ Kimya, Janelle Monae, Sharon Jones, Macy Gray, Stereolab, Fever Ray, ABBA, Talib Kweli, Johnny Flynn, St. Vincent, Rhye, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, James Blake, Le Tigre...

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My hero in life is David Byrne, so really, most things by him.
The six things I could never do without
popcorn, friends, grandma, music, spinach, npr
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how when a really old person dies, there is so much knowledge and experience lost in the world. No joke, really scares me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on my twerk team audition tape.
Working on my Amazing Race audition tape.
Working on my Real World audition tape.
Working on my night cheese.
Working on cultivating friendships.
Working on gEtTiNg DrUnK~~~~~
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am slightly allergic to avocados, but I eat them anyway and then take tons of benadryl and go to sleep
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you would like to commission a painting (examples in the photo section). My going rate is $10 plus shipping. I am most well versed in landscapes, but am willing to expand my horizons to horses, Dali recreations and tasteful nudes.