I'm lactose intolerant. I can't help it. I know that I should be
more accepting of all creeds and foods, but dairy simply makes me
ill. There are plenty of stories that I think about that have
nothing to do with dairy, but I generally dismiss them as simply
What I’m doing with my life
Chasing things...sometimes with a net, though the standard net on a
stick has strangely become less and less accessible despite giant,
expanding shopping plazas.
I’m really good at
Making people shake their head in complete astonishment and
The first things people usually notice about me
Stereophonic Rewind. They're the guys who serve as my travelling
around music; a synth/techno/big band outfit complete with a
crooner for those moments in life when a faux-orchestra is
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
James Joyce, Mark Danielewski, the combined creators of Adventure
Time...everything but milk. Whipping cream is dandy now and again,
mostly because of the whipping.
The six things I could never do without
Anyone who hears a song and exclaims, "This is my jam!"
Air, food, water...essentials.
Reading material perfectly written for skimming.
I don't know...bitches?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I lived with a monster, I'd never get the hiccups.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Which is fine, I'll go out on Tuesday, instead. Me and
Tuesday, we're tight!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love dystopian futures.
I was watching Gattaca and kept thinking, "Jude Law is a much
better actor than Ethan Hawke. They should have made Jude Law the
But, then, realizing that the movie is about an imperfect person
trying to slink into a perfect society, I realized that I was
unable to suspend my belief long enough to assume that Jude Law was
not perfect. In no way can I believe it.
Also, Mr. and Mrs. Thurman...seriously? You couldn't have saved for
another month to upgrade to the Brooklyn Decker package? I don't
know how the economy works in the post-modern future, I just assume
the reward would be worth the cost.
You should message me if
You have thick skin.