The only good book is the Good Book. It
has everything: incest, murder, rape, irony, hypocrisy. Why read
anything else? Maybe this country was built upon the
bible. Bible bible y'all!
Movies jumped the shark when they added audio.
Name one good talkie besides Gremlins 2. You can't do it, can you?
No, you can't, so don't even bother trying. If you message me and
try to submit another competitor for talkies worth a damn, I'll not
only delete the message immediately, I'll report you for being a
waste of atoms.
Shows? Just one favorite show: Cats. End of
Music is all just redundant, repetitive tripe,
ripping off redundant repetitive tripe from earlier eras. Take the
Beatles for example: Guitar, base, singing, drums? Suck my dick,
George Harrison's cancer riddled ghost. The only music I listen to
is Gregorian Chants, and I certainly don't listen to mp3's or cd's
of it, as the degradation and shallowness of the sound quality is
infuriating. I'll only listen to actual monks singing it. Harmony:
overrated. Rhythm: no thank you. Instrumentation: you must be
fucking kidding me. I won't listen to anything that took more than
a larynx and some lungs to produce. Ease off on the tongue already.
Innovation is the worst thing human beings have conjured up in our
relatively short existence - narrowly edging out nuclear weapons
and Nicole Ritchie.
I don't eat food. Water, protein powder, and 36
different vitamins and minerals blended into a shake is all I need.
I inject it directly into the hearts of my victims. And then I
don't even eat their hearts, because I'm a rascal!