Help your potential matches find common interests.
The only good book is the Good Book. It
has everything: incest, murder, rape, whores, irony, hypocrisy. Why
read anything else? Maybe this country was built upon the
bible. Bible bible y'all!
Movies jumped the shark when they added audio.
Name one good talkie besides Gremlins 2. You can't do it, can you?
No, you can't, so don't even bother trying. If you message me and
try to submit another competitor for talkies worth a damn, I'll not
only delete the message immediately, I'll report you to Xenu,
supreme leader of the Galactic Confederacy for being a waste of a
perfectly good thetan. If I had to pick the scariest movie I know
I'd go with Look Who's Coming to Dinner, and the movie with the
funniest ending is Birth of a Nation.
Shows? Just one favorite show: Cats. End of
Music is all just redundant, repetitive tripe,
ripping off redundant repetitive tripe from earlier eras. Take the
Beatles for example: Guitar, bass, singing, drums? Suck my dick,
George Harrison's cancer riddled ghost. The only music I listen to
is Gregorian Chants, and I certainly don't listen to mp3's or cd's
of it, as the degradation of the recording and shallowness of the
sound quality is infuriating. I'll only listen to actual monks
singing it. Harmony: overrated. Rhythm: no thank you.
Instrumentation: you must be fucking kidding me. I won't listen to
anything that took more than a larynx and some lungs to produce.
(Ease off on the tongue already.) Innovation is the worst thing
human beings have conjured up in our relatively short existence -
narrowly edging out nuclear weapons and Nicole Ritchie.
I don't eat food. Water, protein powder, and 36
different vitamins and minerals blended into a shake is all I need.
I inject it directly into the hearts of my victims. And then I
don't even eat their hearts, because I'm a rascal!