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feralfaucet

28 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Got a rad pitbull now, so I hang out with him, mostly.

I play in two bands.

I try to speak Spanish.

I try to find time for trees and streams and birds and shit.

Generally a good kid.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wearing tevas. With fuckin' sox on.

Recognizing that the cortisol levels in my blood during a typical restaraunt shift are fine, but in the long run, not sustainable, I'm kinda constantly considering my next move.

I went to music school and then spent my early-middle 20s doing weird shit in an attempt to make up some coming-of-age ritual and/or find myself. I did a solo cross-country bicycle ride, lived in a cabin off-the-grid, lived in a subaru, and wrote a lotta pop songs.

Now I'm of-age, and though I haven't found any magical skeleton-key parts of myself, I figure I probably know enough to build a life I'm reasonably psyched about now.

LOL.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In the long run, I think I'll be able to say "that dude was pretty good at relaxing into time." Which I'm not GREAT at yet. But you know, it's cool.

But currently:
Chord progressions.
Being uncomfortable and complaining only jokingly.
Using the wrong tool but getting the job done.
Poetry? (Hah)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually flailing about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music is a time machine and I wanna go to the future. So wutchu got?

My favorite books right now are manuals for analog synths.

Lately I only watch kids movies in spanish. I've seen Buscando a Nemo like 30 times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the circle of life, lolz.

^ This seems like a joke but it is not. I actually do spend a lot of time thinking about this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday is Wednesday, and I'm often in my backyard having a fire with the homies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I usually just pee in my pants and change them.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're fun as fuck.

Hey look: live in West Oakland, preferably lower bottoms, love my pitbull and how my room smells like him, and love sitting around fires and going to shows. I'm outgoing but romantically-shy at first, so be a little toppy, at least in the sense that you'll just message me already. Cuz I ain't gonna.