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feralfaucet

29 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do whatever you want all the time!!!!!!

Or rather:

Yo I'm kinda in a big growing-up phase right now but I'm basically still a kid and I don't know what growing up means or if I ever will.

I'm not broke, but fuck money and most of what it does.

I like making weird noises and jumping around and climbing on shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing in a pretty challenging/fulfilling band while I try to figure out if I can get my dog to sit still in a bike trailer. Never playing the guitar again so I can focus on this other weird shit I got lying around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In the long run, I think I'll be able to say "that dude was pretty good at relaxing into time." Which I'm not GREAT at yet. But you know, ITS FINE.

For now :

Getting deep. Laughing at the abyss. Celebrating the light. Eating all the sugar. Being uncomfortable and complaining only jokingly. Telling my dog what to do. Pretty fast on a bike. Writing songs. Not falling off of dangerous stuff. Mixed metaphors. Jokes. Friendship. Hanging out on the edge of my thoughts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually flailing about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music is a time machine and I wanna go to the future. So wutchu got?

Stuff that's gorgeous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Meta-pleasure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You must first become Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda bad at cooking.
I'll work on this one day I swear.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like pitbulls (mine is THE SHIT).

You're fun as fuck.

You make stuff (tangible or otherwise).

You are good to your people

You are generally outgoing but understand hiding the fuck out.

You like making out:
Deep in the woods?
During a long ass bike ride?
At a dope ass show?
During all manners of epic life-living?

I do not believe that one can find love. I believe it is created in your own heart and then shared. My aim is the practice of creating love and sharing it with friends and lovers alike.

please just make me poop my pants, ok?