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feralfaucet

29 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do whatever you want all the time!!!!!!

I AINT:
- afraid of SHIT
- nervous about the impending apocalypse
- in denial about much of anything
- mean
- ugly
- quiet
- dumb
- set in my ways
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
MUSIC.
NOWNESS.
CREATION.
COFFEE.
PITBULL.
LAUGHTER.
BEST BUDZ.
HOME.
BIKE.
SATISFACTION.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
metaphors mixed or otherwise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually flailing about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music is a time machine and I wanna go to the future. So wutchu got?

Stuff that's gorgeous.

my favorite albums of the last few years are by two separate franx, one aquatic, the other: celestial.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
isms :/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You must first become Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda bad at cooking.
I'll work on this one day I swear.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I do not believe that one can find love. I believe it is created in your own heart and then shared. My aim is the practice of creating love and sharing it with friends and lovers alike.

Meaning I really am DOWN for fucking FRIENDSHIP. I understand that some or most great friends don't need to fuck, and if they do, maybe just once or twice? More is dope, too. But I value sexual energy on the non-physical plane just as much as the touchy one.

I got a bay area fam, but I would love for it to grow.

Especially if you live in Oakland and have weekdays off!