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ferg_ferguson

33 M Valparaiso, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Trusting to a fault, infinitely patient, far too giving, and there are probably some not good things mixed in there as well but this probably isn't the proper arena to air my misgivings. And since it is expected, a list of things I enjoy:beer, a good jukebox, bad karaoke, Irish whiskey, beer, properly brewed coffee, beer, crossword puzzles, and other such things. Also, apparently Oxford commas. Oh, and I don't take myself seriously so you probably shouldn't either.
What I’m doing with my life
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Former manager of a bookstore and failed musician. Currently working at the best brewery in the world. That is not an exaggeration. http://www.ratebeer.com/RateBeerBest/bestbrewers_012012.asp
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing a beard.
Brewing beer.
Making a beautiful cup of coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard or the glasses. The rest of me is always a distant second. Curse my poor vision and follically endowed face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I am a book nerd. I have tattoos from both Catch 22 and Slaughterhouse Five. Other authors of interest include Haruki Murakami, Jonathan Lethem, David Foster Wallace, George Saunders, Dave Eggers.

Movies: I will always have a soft spot for Bio-Dome. Don't judge me.

Shows: Anything Joss Whedon. I'm somewhat of a fanboy. Doctor Who. Pushing Daisies. Six Feet Under. Californication. Wonderfalls. Arrested Development.

Music: Ted Leo, Cursive, American Football, The Raconteurs, Pavement, Songs: Ohia, Iron & Wine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sonic Youth, The Appleseed Cast, The Owls, Maps & Atlases. To be honest I have not kept up on newer music in the past few years. I feel ashamed of myself.

Food: I'm down for anything. Except mayonnaise. It terrifies me for some unknown reason.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Corgi, Sgt. Slaughter.
Beer.
Sarcasm.
iPhone.
Beard.
Coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work or drinking with friends. Usually both. I have an awesome job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep in a shirt emblazoned with a picture of a wolf that has no sleeves. Deal with it.
You should message me if
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You dig beards. Or the idea of going to visit breweries excites you.