Find better matches with our advanced matching system
—% Match
—% Friend
—% Enemy
fesilec
19 / F / gay / Single
Chicago, Illinois
Her journal posts
(Untitled)
so uhh, okcupid over here is telling me to make a post and while i usually (yeah, usually) just do something like "jdkga;" and then delete it to get rid of that annoying percentage thing on the home page i think i'm gonna spice it up a bit this time. it's not much but are you guys seeing that virtual dating ad where the girl meets up with these two guys and then the one guy is a huge asshole and takes one look at her and leaves and then she creeps on his page and sees that he likes blondes so she goes and dyes her hair!? i mean what is up with that, oh and that outfit! i mean i'm no fashionista or anything and i certainly don't have a thing for avatars (that's right, right? avatars?) but that girl looked sooo much better before and yeah maybe i'm biased but aside from that guy being a total douchebag he is not even cute, seriously what the heck
i checked up on this and apparently, the girl is really into guys
who know how to make soup and the asshole guy knows how to make
really good soup.
A former user commented on
but i read that the non-asshole guy has a $1-off coupon to a really
great soup place so, theoretically, she really didn't need to go
through all that trouble and stuff because the non-asshole guy
would've been a pretty decent soup supplier anyway.
magic_papaya commented on
but the non-asshole (hereby named 'marcus') only has one coupon
while asshole guy ('jack') KNOWS how to make really good soup.
A former user commented on
i hear that jack's soup all contain farro which means that it's
only really 'great' if you're a fan of farro.
magic_papaya commented on
hmm. i'm personally a much bigger fan of spelt, especially since
the death of farah fawcett.
A former user commented on
well, the soup restaurant place (that marcus has a coupon to)
serves this really great spelt + barley soup thing with lentils in
it.
magic_papaya commented on
i'm pretty sure that if the girl (isabelle) knew about the coupon,
she'd go for marcus instead of jack.
A former user commented on
maybe she's not falling for marcus because he has a kind of
not-very-macho name.
magic_papaya commented on
yeah. i can see how that might be the case. like how i would have
second thoughts about going out with anyone names 'agnes' even if
she knew how to make a killer lentil + spinach stew with a hint of
oregano and thyme, served on a bed of wild rice that was handpicked
by the huaorani people in the middle of the amazon.
A former user commented on
well, i'm with you on that one. unless agnes knew the huaorani on a
personal basis. i hear they're great at making hut shaped hats.
magic_papaya commented on
hah. you've obviously been misled. they're actually great at making
hat shaped huts.
A former user commented on
maybe they're great at both? hat shaped huts and hut shaped hats.
magic_papaya commented on
hmmm. i'm pretty sure that if information like that got out,
there'd be a sudden surge of interest directed towards the
huaorani.
A former user commented on
that can't be good. wild rice only tastes good when it's handpicked
by people who aren't famous.
magic_papaya commented on
also, if word got out, they might have to abandon wild rice picking
for hut-shaped-hat and hat-shaped-hut making, which would
completely ruin everything.
A former user commented on
i agree. it would make like extremely difficult for all the
agnes-es out there.
magic_papaya commented on
even MORE difficult than it already is!
A former user commented on
it would make life extremely difficult for all the
agnes-es out there.
magic_papaya commented on
- 1 - 1
