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fhau

42 M Bluff City, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Lithuanian (Poorly), Basque (Poorly), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Like anyone else out there, I'm not really sure what I should put here. I just turned 40 which freaked me out, so I went out and spent way too much money on a watch (is there anything better than 'retail therapy?') I have a dog (he's a dachshund) and a cat (he's an idiot) and own a home near King College in Bristol TN. In spurts I can be a voracious reader and though I do sometimes lack common sense, I'm pretty intelligent. I work as a software developer, so anytime you can't seem to fall asleep, I can cure it by being telling you "what I did today." ;)

I have no children, and part of what turning 40 that scares me so much is that it is probably too late. I'm more than open to a relationship with someone with children, and I can be a big kid myself.

I joke around a lot, I enjoy making people laugh, even if it is at my own expense. I'm an unashamed animal lover, so much that I once rescued a black snake from lying in the middle of the road, only to end up having him disappear into the dash of a truck I had at the time (funny story, and I got him out - he now lives behind where I work in the woods.)

So what am he looking for, you ask with bated breath! I'm not sure. I want my happily ever after, and I know she's out there somewhere. She's got to be nice, have manners, be hwp, and for the love of all that is holy close the door to the bathroom when she goes to pee. I don't dance, but I would love to find someone that wanted to learn Ballroom Dancing, took that as a PE in college and it was such a blast.

Looking forward to hearing from you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world - one misinformed conservative voter at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* REMOVED BY OKCUPID MANAGEMENT FOR BEING DISGUSTING, SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE AND OFFENSIVE TO THE PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF CHICKENS *
The first things people usually notice about me
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My really tiny bald spot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh, I'm a James Bond and Star Wars nut. I *LOVE* Top Gear (don't feel bad if you haven't heard of it, it is British) and just finished watching FireFly (LOVED it.) I majored in English and minored in Philosophy. Favorite book is Walden by Thoreau, but don't let that kid you - I haven't sat down and read a fiction book in ages. I *LOVE* amusement parks, and I love Disneyworld, and will be going back, hopefully next year. I also love Washington D.C. and hope to go up there for a nice, long weekend in late September.

Music wise, I'm stuck in 90's alternative for the most part. LOVE Liz Phair, Garbage, Cranberries, etc. Also enjoy classic rock and easy listening, and I am a total Beatles fanatic. All time favorite song (and movie!) is 'Across the Universe', and I love Fiona Apple's version of it. Alanis Morissette did a version of 'Happiness is a Warm Gun' that I would love to find a good MP3 version of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things I could never do without:

My Job
My TV
My Camper-Bank (stilly and stupid, grandfather gave it to me)
The Internet
Electricity
Air Conditioning!

*EDIT - I first read this as 'THE SEX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT. This list was a lot more interesting then, and I have to admit - I hated removing 'Vagina' from this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about different things. I have a background in Philosophy that I entertain, as well as "guy" things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a kid i didn't cry when Bambi's mother got shot. But I cried a waterfall at the end of Terminator 2 when the Terminator killed himself, and gave one last thumbs up.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You should message me if you are tired of the lies, cheats, games, etc. I'm the real thing, and I am looking for the same.