Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like anyone else out there, I'm not really sure what I should put
here. I just turned 40 which freaked me out, so I went out and
spent way too much money on a watch (is there anything better than
'retail therapy?') I have a dog (he's a dachshund) and a cat (he's
an idiot) and own a home near King College in Bristol TN. In spurts
I can be a voracious reader and though I do sometimes lack common
sense, I'm pretty intelligent. I work as a software developer, so
anytime you can't seem to fall asleep, I can cure it by being
telling you "what I did today." ;)
I have no children, and part of what turning 40 that scares me so
much is that it is probably too late. I'm more than open to a
relationship with someone with children, and I can be a big kid
I joke around a lot, I enjoy making people laugh, even if it is at
my own expense. I'm an unashamed animal lover, so much that I once
rescued a black snake from lying in the middle of the road, only to
end up having him disappear into the dash of a truck I had at the
time (funny story, and I got him out - he now lives behind where I
work in the woods.)
So what am he looking for, you ask with bated breath! I'm not sure.
I want my happily ever after, and I know she's out there somewhere.
She's got to be nice, have manners, be hwp, and for the love of all
that is holy close the door to the bathroom when she goes to pee. I
don't dance, but I would love to find someone that wanted to learn
Ballroom Dancing, took that as a PE in college and it was such a
Looking forward to hearing from you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world - one misinformed conservative voter at a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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The first things people usually notice about me
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My really tiny bald spot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh, I'm a James
nut. I *LOVE* Top Gear
(don't feel bad if you
haven't heard of it, it is British) and just finished watching
it.) I majored in English and minored in Philosophy. Favorite book
is Walden by Thoreau, but don't let that kid you - I haven't sat
down and read a fiction book in ages. I *LOVE* amusement parks, and
I love Disneyworld
, and will be going back,
hopefully next year. I also love Washington D.C. and hope to go up
there for a nice, long weekend in late September.
Music wise, I'm stuck in 90's alternative for the most part. LOVE
Garbage, Cranberries, etc. Also enjoy classic rock and easy
listening, and I am a total Beatles
fanatic. All time favorite song
(and movie!) is 'Across the Universe
', and I
love Fiona Apple's version of it. Alanis Morissette did a version
of 'Happiness is a Warm Gun' that I would love to find a good MP3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things I could never do without:
My Camper-Bank (stilly and stupid, grandfather gave it to me)
*EDIT - I first read this as 'THE SEX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO
WITHOUT. This list was a lot more interesting then, and I have to
admit - I hated removing 'Vagina' from this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about different things. I have a
background in Philosophy that I entertain, as well as "guy" things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a kid i didn't cry when Bambi's mother got shot. But I cried a
waterfall at the end of Terminator 2 when the Terminator killed
himself, and gave one last thumbs up.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you are tired of the lies, cheats, games,
etc. I'm the real thing, and I am looking for the same.
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