31 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
Hi look no further, you've found me: we could go out on an amazing first date, have great conversation, lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of flirting before I say goodbye and charmingly end the night with a soft kiss on your cheek. After that we'd both get too busy and never see each other again. Interested?
What I’m doing with my life
doing an international mba at USC. Wondering how to make life livable out of this suburban sprawl.

I just moved back to the USA from living in Asia for the last seven years so not walking down the street to buy mangoes and guavas is strange to me.

Wondering what the heck happens to society since I left? Sunday is now Sunday funday, despite all of the other neglected "days" of the week. Throwback Thursday has been anointed in brazen disregard for its close cousin Tuesday. VCR and dry hump is now pronounced "Netflix and chill"
I’m really good at
Leaving my filter at home and surrendering to my "unwanted thoughts" syndrome as I unleash a litany of sarcastic , crude remakes that depending on your sense of humor are edgy funny or just potty humor.

I speak five languages from living and working on three continents so I can deliver a story. or conversely I can just sit and pretend to be interested in your intensely deep philosophical debate about how in-n-out is better than five guys burgers and fries but will stop you before you start going off about your favorite taco truck.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically I'm rather unremarkable so nothing really. Oh wait I'm supposed to embellish so actually people usually notice a large anaconda like bulge eminating from the crotch area that I usually tuck into my sock
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
too many

I love will ferrell movies, napoleon dynamite, nacho libre

atlas shrugged
The six things I could never do without
thai food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
goals + time
On a typical Friday night I am
At home working. Truth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
ive answered more personal questions on this site than 99% of other users
You should message me if
you're smart can hold good conversation, like wine, like spicy food. you smell good and are easy on the eyes

If you watch a lot of tv or are politically conservative we are probably not a good match