I just moved back to the USA from living in Asia for the last seven years so not walking down the street to buy mangoes and guavas is strange to me.
Wondering what the heck happens to society since I left? Sunday is now Sunday funday, despite all of the other neglected "days" of the week. Throwback Thursday has been anointed in brazen disregard for its close cousin Tuesday. VCR and dry hump is now pronounced "Netflix and chill"
I speak five languages from living and working on three continents so I can deliver a story. or conversely I can just sit and pretend to be interested in your intensely deep philosophical debate about how in-n-out is better than five guys burgers and fries but will stop you before you start going off about your favorite taco truck.
I love will ferrell movies, napoleon dynamite, nacho libre
If you watch a lot of tv or are politically conservative we are probably not a good match