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fhug

29 / M / straight / Single

Sydney, Australia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.85m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Construction / Craftsmanship
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am real, ultimate, and power.

My Self-Summary

It's the bird, it must have been the bird

Everyone knows the birds are evil, always looking down on us, plotting their conquest. I saw some ninja birds once, on a secret mission I expect.

My beautiful bird has gone away

What I’m doing with my life

Doing battle with the stupid globalisation of the Australian dollar. There has to be something wrong when a bank can create money from nowhere to lend to you, and charge interest on it.



Equity mate.

I’m really good at

Engaging in battle to the death, I have never lost.

The first things people usually notice about me

my tinfoil hat

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a)Stephen Donaldson is my favourite author

b)I watch a lot of movies, can't really say I have a favourite, but I most of the stuff I buy is anime.

c)ebm,industrial,gabba,hardcore,ambient,trance,hip-hop and more

d)At the moment, this marinated eggplant dip with doritos

The six things I could never do without

1. My car, it takes me places and goes doof-doof. (But if you want to buy me a Noble M12 GTO-3R you can become my new no.1)

2. Sleep, lying in bed with my doona on when it is cold is so nice.

3. Ps2, survival horror, racing, rpgs, what more could I want?

4. Pirates and ninjas, without them the world would be so boring.

5. Books, reading is fun.

6. TV shows like Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and Mystery Science Theatre 3000, they make me laugh, and laughing is good.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

if putting z0r at the end of words makes me cool or not.

On a typical Friday night I am

Plotting red revolt? Although probably without the red part.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My leg has had an entire paragraph of a major newspaper dedicated to it.

You should message me if

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds it's destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.