Well i've been on this site 3 days and already i'm being told to fill in my summary! oh well, when in Rome... hmm now that doesn't really make sense, oops.

This is actually quite accurate.. or maybe i just like the slidy fang actually yeah probably mostly slidies this from here isnt too bad either.

where to start. I'm a r/l dominant person working in a predominantly male field, not that that's made me strong, i was already. sexually however i'm submissive, but take heed do not try and Dom me unless you know you have my respect. i don't react well to being told what to do by just anyone.

In fact my whole being is a big series of contradictory paradoxes.

I'm a vegetarian. but i'll cook meat (as long as i don't have to chop it) and love the smell of leather

I'm fat but i'm not particularly unattractive or unfit, while climbing mt sinai last year is shocked even myself how much stamina i had compared to my more fit looking contemporaries.

Having said i'm attractive, why don't i put up a proper photo i hear you wonder.. please don't bother asking, i will not be putting up any recognisable pictures. i've been far too honest in my question answering to ever associate this profile with a recognisable picture of myself. if we get on i'll direct you to photos elsewhere. tho would prefer to meet in person after webcam wave so i can check you're a real person too.

ok back to oxymorons (i've decided it's my theme for now until i can think of sommet better)

I enjoy dancing.. but i have two left feet. doesn't stop me though in public i try not to, doesnt work once i've drunk, but then the hideous flailing armed maniac can be blamed on the alcohol..right?? don't really go clubbing much anymore, tho dance around the house

i love singing and am humming away to myself throughout the day and sing out loud when alone.. i can't sing for sh!t, practically tone deaf. i love all music but some country and western and some (very little) rap.. happy hardcore is tres annoying, but under certain circumstances i have been known to get the odd endorphine rush so i haven't written it off.

I'm constantly cold, but hate putting the heating on (carbon footprint) and hate hot climates even more but try and survive without aircon. tend to go on one huge holiday once every few years instead of lots of little ones, con myself into thinking it has less environmental impact, but not sure who i'm kidding really.

Not an exhibitionist by any stretch of the imagination, but am comfortable with my body and myself, like being nekkid but not in public.

very open minded but not into swinging or the like, historically am a accidental long term monogamist. my two attempted one night stands resulted in a 3 month and an 8.5 year relationship respectively, so based on that model i've decided i'm bl00dy useless at them. first one, i didn't wake up and sneak out in time and he asked for my number... the second, 3 days later i had to ask him to leave so i could revise for my exams.

i'm reasonably well paid, yet i buy most of my clothes in charity shops, do a lot of freecycling and am more than happy to dive into a skip if i see something useful.

in fact i'm a bit of a tree hugging hippy in some respects, always trying to minimise my impact on things, then get in a car and drive to work cos it saves me an hour a day in travel time. tut tut tut.

i could go on forever, and i probably will sometime, but that'll do for now?

I was quite upset when my kinky "personality award" thingie disappeared, and most pleased when i finally retrieved it! though am beginning to doubt whether the algorithm (or the premise for kinkiness on this site) seems to include open/poly/swinging relationships which i'm NOT into, and dont class as kinky really. you can be totally 'nilla and poly.

Update 02/09
Will be in sunny sawfhampton for a wee while, the cnuts made me redundant.. don't love your company.. it don't love you. so here i am back home with the folks chillin for a bit and lookin for suitable gainful employment.

update 05/09
After what seems the longest three months of my life i've finally rejoined the working world.. all hail whatever the hell gave me this break.. lets just hope i don't fubar it!

Edit by Rob3000 - Fidds is a great person to sink a few beers with and discuss the decline of the British construction industry. :)

update 08/09 ...
back on the unemployed list. dammit! seems the company i was working for was not quite as solvent as one would have hoped, still least it kept me busy a few months

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working far too hard! seem to be doing 10+ hour days , which for no overtime makes me wonder why on earth i care so much. (update 02/09- oh the irony!)

Explainations of 3 Adjectives::

a true poll of my work colleagues at my previous job after being asked at interview what your colleagues would say about you, i just had to ask them.. they said "apprachable", "a dooer", "hardworker" and other more normal things, but to be honest other answers like ,"unique" "exxentric" "oddball" "proper special" sum me up the best - oddly enough don't think i'll be using them in interview much.

i think sanity is overrated and not worth aspiring too.. totally true. im not kewl crazy, i just dont try and act less crazy than i am, hapy being not quite normal etc.. seems i gave the wrong impression..hey ho

If i am what i eat I'm cheap, fast and easy..oooerrrr except also means i'm also fresh and locally produced.. hmm guess that anaolgy doesnt hold at all and also gives wring impression

wanted perspicacious but was going for FID... btw fidds is short for fiddle, which i do a lot,

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skinning up...

I Smoke pot, rarely now but i used to loads when i was younger, i sometimes pretend to be smoking pot when i'm not - my mum would kill me if she knew i smoked ciggies, "they're pointless. Cannabis at least has a point" - so i have to pretend to be having a J when i need a smoke when i visit.

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they say eyes.... but they're looking a fair bit lower

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don't really read, and dyslexic and never really got into it..

films i lurve far to many to bore you with a list, but springing to mind in no particular order:

anything with chaw yung fat - probably spelt wrong

Ghost in the shell + other manga

Death to Smoochie

Shawshank Redemption

Idiocracy

Battle Royal - i luurve battle royal!!!

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Nachos, guacamole, salsa, melted cheese, jallepinos and refried beans

very little, and a little bit of time thinking about a lot.

i have lots of inventive ideas, some of which i follow through some of which fizzle.

how great words like sapiosexuality are

why fashionistas UK version did not have hidden "easter eggs" and had lots of bits taken out, yet you can still by the us version here, and why i didn't look into that before forking out on it... arse

-uk over 5 people have thought this means i am somehow into fashionable clothes, errm no. tis John Stagliano's film i'm not in the least bit fashion consious.

wasted.. ok maybe not totally wasted, i'm not as good with sleeping wrapped round the loo and started getting proper hangovers, so mildly inebriated it probably a more accurate description, still generally making a fool of myself though.... even if i havnt drunk

hmm will have to think aboot that...

I'm pretty much an open book/heart on my sleeve, and not having photos up it's more what i wouldn't admit to on here.. very little.

make me put a face pic up and well very little.

I'm hoping to become a Member of the London Cupid Alcoholics Society if they'll have me (no pun intended)

Endarkment bless his soul spell-checked my initial version of this profile.. and very well indeed, i have since modified and added bits. please realise he did not miss them, i have since decided to leave them as i feel having a pristine profile would be false advertising, if it upsets you:

a) how have you got this far!! just go, i'm not for you,

b) be pleased i've saved you time. you have not gt your hopes up only to discover on IM despite being reasonably intelligent i write like a 6 yr old

c) if it upsets you and you feel the need to write to tell em so..please just leave me be, i'n not hurting anyone but a few peoples eyes, in the grand scheme of things how bad is that really.. and your not going to invoke a change, you'll be lucky to get a response even, so save your time/stress/hassle

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you're open minded..

the mind is like a parachute.... works best when opened

and don't mind typonese.. can't spell for sh!te

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