Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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my profile. I'm David.
I get all kinds of excited when fun ideas pop into my head, or when
my brain figures out a smarter way through something.
I like liking things and am quick to hand out the Awesome Points.
I'm not afraid to be a man about things and have a sense of
If you've got some zest to you, I'll probably find you
I'm always seeking out hidden and interesting things, discovering
live shows, or pausing a journey to explore something I see. I
write up guides of fun stuff to do.
I like to feed dogs treats, even when I'm not supposed to. I can't
help it. They get so happy.
I don't know how to use a semi-colon; maybe I'll learn soon.
What I’m doing with my life
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At work, I'm busy changing the face of e-Learning and teaching the
hell out of some stuff.
Sometimes I think up things that I find hilarious and write them
down. Some recent ones:
* Nervous comedians should avoid dick jokes, because it's pretty
easy to choke on a dick joke.
* I was going to bring a dead gazelle with me to New York City, but
I didn't want to pay extra for carrion luggage.
* I had a dream I was eating breakfast with Salvador Dali. It was
I also enjoy the mellow times, deep or intellectual conversations,
cuddled up movies, drives with the top down, and intermittent just
stayin' home. Nice things are nice, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I take some joy in being good at things and in putting in the
effort to be good at things. I'm not attached to winning, but I do
play to win.
Also, I'm pretty amazing at searching/finding things on the
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my style. It's kind of 50's with a side of 70's and
British Gentleman. I have fun with it. Also, my eyelashes have
drawn comments since I was little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I love to read and I read a lot. Here are some of my
Prayer For Owen Meany & the The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (tied
for number one)
Cruel Shoes & Pure Drivel (Steve Martin is one of the literary
geniuses of our time)
The Tao of Physics. (An amazing mix of particle physics and Eastern
Music: I think that every type of music has something to offer, and
connects directly to our souls. I've got me a theory about that. It
involves our our brains' inherent delight in finding patterns, the
rhythm of neurons firing, 1-2, 1-2, and the vibratory nature of all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. Life. I like to figure things out.
Also: Oooh! Puppies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once admitted something private on a public web site, and by
doing so, proved it not to be private.
You should message me if
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You like to do stuff. You're funny, smart, witty, strong, and kind
hearted. Also, you should rock.
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