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  • Ages 37-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:42pm
White, Other
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Oh, hello. You've caught me filling out the self-summary section of my profile. I'm David.

I am the kind of person that appreciates the quirky. I find it. I write about it. I share it. Shoot, sometimes I just get excited when fun ideas pop into my head, or when my brain smarts a smarter way through something.

I have a pretty big sense of honor, so there's that. And...

If you've got some zest to you, I'll probably find you irrezestible.

I like to feed dogs treats, even when I'm not supposed to. All dogs love me. Coincidence?

I don't know how to use a semi-colon; maybe I'll learn soon.
What I’m doing with my life
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At work, I'm busy changing the face of e-Learning and teaching the hell out of some stuff.

Sometimes I think up things that I find hilarious and write them down. Some recent ones:

* Nervous comedians should avoid dick jokes, because it's pretty easy to choke on a dick joke.

* I was going to bring a dead gazelle with me to New York City, but I didn't want to pay extra for carrion luggage.

* I had a dream I was eating breakfast with Salvador Dali. It was totally cereal.

I also enjoy the mellow times, deep and/or intellectual conversations, cuddled up movies, vroom-vroom drives in my little (bad-ass!) car with the top down, and intermittent just stayin' home. I don't take cream in my coffee because I'm white enough, thank you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I take some joy in being good at things and in putting in the effort to be good at things. I'm not attached to winning, but I do play to win.

Also, one of my female friends said that I should mention that I'm pretty amazing at searching/finding things on the Internets. I never knew this was a feature ladies look for, but it's true enough.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my style. It's kind of 50's with a side of 70's and British Gentleman. I have fun with it. I've been wearing suits lately. My eyelashes have drawn comments since I was little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I love to read and I read a lot. Here are some of my favorites:

Prayer For Owen Meany & the The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (tied for number one)

Cruel Shoes & Pure Drivel (Steve Martin is one of the literary geniuses of our time)

The Tao of Physics. (An amazing mix of particle physics and Eastern mysticism)

Music: I think music connects directly to our souls. I've got a theory about that. It involves our our brains' inherent delight in finding patterns, the rhythm of neurons firing, 1-2, 1-2, and the vibratory nature of all matter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. Life. I like to figure things out.

Also: Oooh! Puppies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yes, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once admitted something private on a public web site, and by doing so, proved it not to be private.
You should message me if
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You like to do stuff. You're funny, smart, witty, strong, and kind hearted. Also, you should rock.