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I get all kinds of happy when fun ideas pop into my head, or when
my brain figures out a smarter way through something. I like liking
things, and am quick to hand out the Awesome Points. If you've got
some zest to you, I'll probably find you irrezestible.
I like adventure, and am always seeking out the hidden and
interesting things our lovely city is so famous for. And, at least
once a year I take a big awesome trip.
I like to feed dogs treats, even when I'm not supposed to. I can't
help it. They get so happy! If you have a dog, I want to play with
it and it will love me--not just because I'll give it treats.
Treats don't hurt, though.
I don't know how to use a semi-colon; maybe I'll learn soon.
What I’m doing with my life
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At work, I am a teacher (adults) and I run an e-Learning company. I
treat teaching like I'm on stage, which makes working a pleasure.
I'm lucky like that.
I think up things that I find hilarious and write them down. Some
* Nervous comedians should avoid dick jokes, because it's pretty
easy to choke on a dick joke.
* I was going to bring a dead gazelle with me to New York City, but
I didn't want to pay extra for carrion luggage.
* Steppe nomads move around a lot and need easily portable housing.
Portable housing does have its downsides, though. So, usually
nobody moves, nobody gets yurt.
I also enjoy the mellow times, deep or intellectual conversations,
cuddled up movies (d'aww!), drives with the top down, and also
intermittent just stayin' home. Aren't I just the best?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I take some joy in being good at things and in putting in the
effort to be good at things. I'm not attached to winning, but I do
play to win.
Plus, I'm amazing at searching the Internets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my style. It's kind of 50's meets 70's meets British
gentleman. I have fun with it. Also, my eyelashes have drawn
comments since I was little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I love to read and I read a lot. Here are some of my
Prayer For Owen Meany & the The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (tied
for number one)
Cruel Shoes & Pure Drivel (Steve Martin is one of the literary
geniuses of our time)
The Tao of Physics. (An amazing mix of quantum theory and Eastern
The 1954 Air Force Survival Manual I bought for 50 cents at a
Music: I think that every type of music has something to offer, and
connects directly to our souls. I've got me a theory about that. It
involves our our brains' inherent delight in finding patterns, the
rhythm of neurons firing, 1-2, 1-2, and the vibratory nature of all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. Life. I like to figure things out.
Also: Oooh! Puppies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once admitted something private on a public web site, and by
doing so, proved it not to be private.
You should message me if
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You like to do stuff. You're funny, smart, witty, strong, and kind
hearted. Also, you should rock.
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