Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, hello. You've caught me filling out the self-summary section of
my profile. I'm David.
I am the kind of person that appreciates the quirky. I find it. I
write about it. I share it. Shoot, sometimes I just get excited
when fun ideas pop into my head, or when my brain smarts a smarter
way through something.
I have a pretty big sense of honor, so there's that. And...
If you've got some zest to you, I'll probably find you
I like to feed dogs treats, even when I'm not supposed to. All dogs
love me. Coincidence?
I don't know how to use a semi-colon; maybe I'll learn soon.
What I’m doing with my life
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At work, I'm busy changing the face of e-Learning and teaching the
hell out of some stuff.
Sometimes I think up things that I find hilarious and write them
down. Some recent ones:
* Nervous comedians should avoid dick jokes, because it's pretty
easy to choke on a dick joke.
* I was going to bring a dead gazelle with me to New York City, but
I didn't want to pay extra for carrion luggage.
* I had a dream I was eating breakfast with Salvador Dali. It was
I also enjoy the mellow times, deep and/or intellectual
conversations, cuddled up movies, vroom-vroom drives in my little
(bad-ass!) car with the top down, and intermittent just stayin'
home. I don't take cream in my coffee because I'm white enough,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I take some joy in being good at things and in putting in the
effort to be good at things. I'm not attached to winning, but I do
play to win.
Also, one of my female friends said that I should mention that I'm
pretty amazing at searching/finding things on the Internets. I
never knew this was a feature ladies look for, but it's true
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my style. It's kind of 50's with a side of 70's and
British Gentleman. I have fun with it. I've been wearing suits
lately. My eyelashes have drawn comments since I was little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I love to read and I read a lot. Here are some of my
Prayer For Owen Meany & the The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (tied
for number one)
Cruel Shoes & Pure Drivel (Steve Martin is one of the literary
geniuses of our time)
The Tao of Physics. (An amazing mix of particle physics and Eastern
Music: I think music connects directly to our souls. I've got a
theory about that. It involves our our brains' inherent delight in
finding patterns, the rhythm of neurons firing, 1-2, 1-2, and the
vibratory nature of all matter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. Life. I like to figure things out.
Also: Oooh! Puppies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once admitted something private on a public web site, and by
doing so, proved it not to be private.
You should message me if
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You like to do stuff. You're funny, smart, witty, strong, and kind
hearted. Also, you should rock.
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