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32 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 35–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:54pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Italian (Okay)
My self-summary
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Femme-inist killjoy and sex worker. Cat Lady™. Introverted but not shy.

In search of an intelligent, dominant (in the bedroom) man for casual but ongoing adventures. While I'm looking for something casual, I expect to be treated like a whole person, and not just a fucktoy. Capisce?

I'm really not into drama or games. If you can't communicate your needs/wants/desires/feelings in an adult way, keep on cruising.

In a polyamorous relationship with Trap-a-holic. He does the best Murderface impression ever.

Basically when I'm not hooking or writing papers about hooking, I'm smoking a joint, watching Netflix and/or having conversations with my cat, who is probably cooler than you are.

I'm bold, impulsive, weird, shameless and frequently vulgar.

Life goals: learn to pick locks, learn to roll a joint one-handed, learn how to wield eyeliner
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my MA while simultaneously working on a PhD.

Supplementing my meagre TA pay with sex work.

Slowly dying just like the rest of you.

I’m really good at
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making to-do lists, spelling, overthinking, dancing poorly, fucking, rolling joints, and naming cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair (which is shaved on both sides and long on top) or maybe my nails because they're basically talons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Princess Bride by William Goldman

anything by Roald Dahl

One Hundred Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham

Meatcake by Dame Darcy

Ed the Happy Clown by Chester Brown

How Poetry Saved My Life: A Hustler's Memoir by Amber Dawn

Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

When I have time to read for pleasure, I tend to stick to science fiction/post-apocalyptic/dystopian and new weird genres.

Theory stuff: post-structuralism, deconstruction, discourse analysis, Foucault, Butler, Bataille, Baudrillard, sexuality and desire, performance, and sex work.

I generally like my movies fucked-up, gorgeous, violent or some combination of all three. I love horror movies. I also enjoy a lot of 80's action films because they hold a special place in my childhood. And I'm a sucker for a good love story. Some directors I love include Park-Chan Wook, Wong Kar-Wai, and Wes Anderson.

The Big Lebowski, Only Lovers Left Alive, Moonrise Kingdom, Ghostbusters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Oldboy, Audition, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, Terminator 2, Total Recall, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Amelie, Harold and Maude, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Secretary, Planet Terror, The Addams Family, Dead Alive, Monster Squad, Memento, Hot Fuzz, Code 46, Fallen Angels, Antichrist, Thirst, Wet Hot American Summer, The Shining, Session 9, Drive, etc.

Twin Peaks, Monkey Dust, Spaced, The League of Gentleman, I'm Alan Partridge, Home Movies, Father Ted, Buffy, True Blood, The Wire, The Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, True Detective, The Fall, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Broad City, Orphan Black (I worship at Helena's altar).

I will listen to just about anything once. I haven't met a genre of music I didn't like. I dig a lot of angry ladies, depressing men, crazy types who lock[ed] themselves in cabins, and dissonance. And hip-hop. I fucking love hip-hop.

PJ Harvey, Fiona Apple, Nina Simone, Feist, Pixies, Pavement, CocoRosie, Timber Timbre, Le Tigre, Kanye West, Fugees, Lauryn Hill, Jay Munly, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Janis Joplin, Beirut, Julie Doiron, Captain Beefheart, Patti Smith, The Stooges, Heart, The Smiths, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Kills, Elliott Smith, Joy Division, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Radiohead, Neko Case, Regina Spektor, Dizzee Rascal, Kaki King, Lykke Li, Rasputina, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, El Perro Del Mar, Oh Susanna, Gillian Welch, Cat Power, Ratatat, Dolly Parton, Aesop Rock, Mary Timony, Portishead, Amy Winehouse , Black Mountain, Lightning Dust, Themselves, Cannibal Ox, Wu-Tang Clan, The Antlers, Bad Brains, Blonde Redhead, Xiu Xiu, Ray Charles, Albert Ayler, Yelawolf, Jonathon Richman/Modern Lovers, The Make-Up! Robert Wyatt etc.

FOOD: Anything with goat cheese, Reubens, Haagen Daz chocolate peanut butter ice cream, asparagus, edamame and pickled eggplant. I will actually eat just about anything though. As long as there's no cilantro. That shit tastes like soap.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cat.
my cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff I should read; my thesis; what movie to watch; food I'd like to eat but won't go to the effort of making/getting; kinky sex/ bdsm
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
most likely doing one of the following:



*hanging out with this guy: Trap-a-holic


The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once got paid to make fart noises.
You should message me if
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You're not a complete asshole. Be worth my while. Intelligent, respectful Dom-types jump to the front of the line.