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My self-summary
Femme-inist killjoy and man-eating siren. Cat Lady.™ Zero fucks given. I am not "wifey material;" I am blood-sucking, life ruining material.

Doing the ethical non-monogamy thing with Trap-a-holic. We've been living together for the last ten years. He does the best Murderface impression ever.

I'm looking for something casual but ongoing, preferably kinky, with limited emotional attachment. I'd like to be able to have a conversation with you when we aren't in flagrante delicto, but you probably won't hear from me except when I want to make plans to get together.

I'm bold, impulsive, weird, shameless and frequently vulgar.

Life goals: learn to pick locks, learn to roll a joint one-handed, learn how to wield eyeliner
What I’m doing with my life

Working on a PhD in the Gender, Feminist and Women's studies program at York.

Supplementing my meagre TA pay with sex work.

I repeat, I am a sex worker--I am an escort, a prostitute, a whore, a hooker, a ho etc. Many of you seem to miss this, so I'm being as clear as possible. This is my job, I'm not soliciting you fools.

I’m really good at
rolling joints, naming cats
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair (which is shaved on both sides and long on top) or maybe my nails because they're basically talons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

I like sci-fi--good, bad, short story, novel, whatever. Mostly I read school related shit these days. Not much time to read for pleasure.


The Big Lebowski, Only Lovers Left Alive, Moonrise Kingdom, Ghostbusters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Oldboy, Audition, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, Terminator 2, Total Recall, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Amelie, Harold and Maude, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Secretary, Planet Terror, The Addams Family, Dead Alive, Monster Squad, Memento, Hot Fuzz, Code 46, Fallen Angels, Antichrist, Thirst, Wet Hot American Summer, The Shining, Session 9, Drive, etc.

Vampire Diaries, The Originals, The 100, Orphan Black, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Bob's Burgers, Better Call Saul, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Twin Peaks

I will listen to just about anything once. I haven't met a genre of music I didn't like. Basically everything from Nina Simone to Taylor Swift. I mean that.

PJ Harvey, Die Antwoord, The Cure, The Stooges, The Smiths, Joy Division, Kanye West, Janis Joplin, Heart, Neko Case, Fiona Apple, Elliott Smith, Gossip, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, The Make-Up!, Aesop Rock, Big KRIT, Killer Mike, Amy Winehouse, Dolly Parton, Tree, The Supremes, Son House, Smog, The XX, RL Grime, Yelawolf, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tori Amos, Patsy Cline, Pavement, Rihanna, Meek Mill, Le1f, Julie Doiron, Gillian Welch, Fugees, Funkadelic, David Bowie, Public Enemy, Portishead, The Weeknd, FKA Twigs, Bessie Smith, Rasputina, Dizzee Rascal, P Money, Sleater-Kinney, Phillip Glass, Kronos Quartet, CocoRosie, Chromatics, Boards of Canada, Robert Wyatt, Danny Brown, Xiu Xiu

FOOD: Anything with goat cheese, Reubens, Haagen Daz chocolate peanut butter ice cream, asparagus, edamame and pickled eggplant. I will actually eat just about anything though. As long as there's no cilantro. That shit tastes like soap.

The six things I could never do without
a cat.
a cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff I should read; school; what movie to watch; food I'd like to eat but won't go to the effort of making/getting; kinky sex/ bdsm
On a typical Friday night I am
most likely doing one of the following:



*hanging out with this guy: Trap-a-holic


The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got paid to make fart noises.
You should message me if
-you think we'd get along
-you think we'd get along sexually
-you aren't an asshole (see this list if you're unsure: