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32 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 35-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:44am
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Femme-inist killjoy and sex worker. Cat Lady™. Introverted but not shy. Not nearly as goth as my avatar implies. Polyamorous. Kinky.

I love science fiction, horror films, graphic novels. I love lipstick and bold brows. My style could be described as witch/vampire skater chic. I'm easy-going, non-judgmental and good at reading people. I've been told I look much younger than 32.

Currently, my life consists of hustling or writing papers about hustling. If I'm not doing that, I'm smoking a joint, watching Netflix and/or having conversations with my cats (Grimlock and Murderface), who are probably cooler than you are. I also read a lot.

In search of an intelligent, dominant (in the bedroom) man for casual but ongoing adventures, smoking pals who want to nerd out over music/movies/books/life/whatever, and peeps who can coax me out of my apartment. Bonus points if you are all three.

In a polyamorous relationship with Trap-a-holic. He does the best Murderface impression ever.

I'm bold, impulsive, weird, shameless and frequently vulgar.

Life goals: learn to pick locks, learn to roll a joint one-handed, learn how to wield eyeliner
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my MA while simultaneously working on a PhD in the Gender, Feminist and Women's studies program at York.

Supplementing my meagre TA pay with sex work (if you need a primer on sex work stereotypes and stigma and how it affects sex workers, go here before you hit up a stranger to educate you on the basics:

Slowly dying just like the rest of you.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making to-do lists, reading body language, spelling, overthinking, dancing poorly, fucking, rolling joints, and naming cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair (which is shaved on both sides and long on top) or maybe my nails because they're basically talons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Princess Bride by William Goldman

anything by Roald Dahl

One Hundred Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham

Meatcake by Dame Darcy

Ed the Happy Clown by Chester Brown

How Poetry Saved My Life: A Hustler's Memoir by Amber Dawn

Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

When I have time to read for pleasure, I tend to stick to science fiction/post-apocalyptic, dystopian and new weird genres.

Theory stuff: post-structuralism, deconstruction, discourse analysis, Foucault, Butler, Bataille, Baudrillard, sexuality and desire, performance, disability and sex work.

I generally like my movies fucked-up, gorgeous, violent or some combination of all three. I love horror movies. I also enjoy a lot of 80's action films because they hold a special place in my childhood. And I'm a sucker for a good love story. Some directors I love include Park-Chan Wook, Wong Kar-Wai, and Wes Anderson.

The Big Lebowski, Only Lovers Left Alive, Moonrise Kingdom, Ghostbusters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Oldboy, Audition, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, Terminator 2, Total Recall, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Amelie, Harold and Maude, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Secretary, Planet Terror, The Addams Family, Dead Alive, Monster Squad, Memento, Hot Fuzz, Code 46, Fallen Angels, Antichrist, Thirst, Wet Hot American Summer, The Shining, Session 9, Drive, etc.

Twin Peaks, Monkey Dust, Spaced, The League of Gentleman, I'm Alan Partridge, Home Movies, Father Ted, Buffy, True Blood, The Wire, The Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, True Detective, The Fall, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Broad City, Orphan Black (I worship at Helena's altar).

I will listen to just about anything once. I haven't met a genre of music I didn't like. Basically everything from Nina Simone to Taylor Swift. I mean that.

PJ Harvey, Die Antwoord, The Cure, The Stooges, The Smiths, Joy Division, Kanye West, Janis Joplin, Heart, Neko Case, Fiona Apple, Elliott Smith, Gossip, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, The Make-Up!, Aesop Rock, Big KRIT, Killer Mike, Amy Winehouse, Dolly Parton, Tree, The Supremes, Son House, Smog, The XX, RL Grime, Yelawolf, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tori Amos, Patsy Cline, Pavement, Rihanna, Meek Mill, Le1f, Julie Doiron, Gillian Welch, Fugees, Funkadelic, David Bowie, Public Enemy, Portishead, The Weeknd, FKA Twigs, Bessie Smith, Rasputina, Dizzee Rascal, P Money, Sleater-Kinney, Phillip Glass, Kronos Quartet, CocoRosie, Chromatics, Boards of Canada, Robert Wyatt, Danny Brown, Xiu Xiu

FOOD: Anything with goat cheese, Reubens, Haagen Daz chocolate peanut butter ice cream, asparagus, edamame and pickled eggplant. I will actually eat just about anything though. As long as there's no cilantro. That shit tastes like soap.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a cat.
a cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff I should read; my thesis; what movie to watch; food I'd like to eat but won't go to the effort of making/getting; kinky sex/ bdsm
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
most likely doing one of the following:



*hanging out with this guy: Trap-a-holic


The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once got paid to make fart noises.
You should message me if
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You're not a complete asshole. Be worth my while. Intelligent, respectful Dom-types jump to the front of the line. Do not use the words "interesting" or "intriguing" to describe my profile, or I swear to god, I'll block the shit out of you. BE ORIGINAL. I filter out messages from anyone with less than 70% match or under 30.