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fightnsobriety

32 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The manager's special today is a slightly crazy southern belle, steeped in a delicious buttery cynicism, encrusted with a light selflessness, and gently deep-fried in realism. It comes with your choice of sides. (I recommend the coleslaw.)
First, allow me to say that I'm WAY more approachable than my
profile suggests, but here goes:
If you're lookin for a lady, keep looking. I couldn't tell you the
difference between the dinner fork and the salad fork (and I'll
forget if you tell me), I eat with my elbows on the table, I
cuss like it's my job (with a colorful vocab that would've
offended even Richard Pryor), and I'm convinced that crossing my legs will give me varicose veins. I have never been and will never be the type of girl that wants to buy matching plaid shirts and go get Olan Mills pictures taken together, nor will I ever be the scrap-booking soccer-mom type.
*I read your profile before I look at your pictures..So don't
worry, your ghoulish looks *can* be trumped by your charming
personality.
*I like short walks on the beach.
*I like kids ....in very small doses. I realize that the world is
in no shortage of them and I don't care to see what I'd look like as a little person, so I have no plans of popping any out (you're welcome). As far as marriage goes, I could search all day for something I care less about.
I view religion the same way I view herpes....I don't care if you have it, just don't come beating down my door looking to share it with me.
*I can drive a stick shift(*gasp*).
*Malls give me the sads.
*I don't like wearing make-up, so what you see is what you get.
*90% of my wardrobe came from a thrift store

I'd prefer somebody that is health conscious, but not a Buff
Buffenstein. And I don't mind if you have children, but I will lose
all respect for you if they're tubby. There is no excuse for your 5 year old son to have bigger breasts than me. I once read
in a guy's profile that he was looking for an "inteligent woman". The irony will be lost on some. Don't say
you're hilarious but have a profile drier than an 80 yr old man's knuckles. Looks will NEVER make up for a lack of personality (or
brains) and neither will a large bank account or a fancy car. This little girl can't be won over by diamonds, no matter how big.

In proofreading this, I think I come off quite abrasive, but I
promise that I'm a lot nicer and more considerate than I sound.
i.e.... I tear up whenever I see a random act of kindness, ....or whenever anybody around me is crying.
I'm a big baby when it comes to the things that most people are terrified of :heights, needles, clowns, public speaking, crowded elevators, and a not so typical ...DARK WATER, and
little kids with snot bubbles *full body shiver*. Exciting Update:Turning 30 made me want to challenge most of the fears that were defining me, and in one month, I've faced the heights and the dark water one. I never plan on challenging the snot bubble one, so if you want to see me punt a baby 50 yards, let one of those gooey mofos touch me. All humor aside, I am one of the most passionate people you will ever meet. I have the enthusiasm of a child (sadly the attention span of one as well) and am able to empathize with people even if I've never been through anything remotely similar.
Don't even bother looking.....they're nothing like
me -------->

Pay attention peasants... this is how you make a profile.

Btw....the above sentence was a suggested edit. And I liked it, so
I kept it. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I've always thought that if something would make for a good story, YOU SHOULD DO IT. I'm impulsive to a fault...which sometimes helps me and sometimes hurts me....but all the time makes for an interesting life. I just finished up a 4 year stint at Pike Place Market which means I am overflowing with crazy anecdotes.
I'm a brand-new transplant from Seattle. If you have suggestions on good eateries/drinking holes/must-do adventures, holler. Lets paint the town a debaucherous shade of pink.
Lately, I've been into the indoor bouldering scene in Seattle and I'm excited to see what Austin has to offer in the way of that. (TAKE ME. PLEASE. SOMEBODY. TAKE ME BOULDERING.) *ahem* Excuse me. I mean...it'd be nice to have a bouldering buddy and I'd be obliged if you asked me.

Ultimately, a happy life for me would be one spent traveling all over the world (3rd world countries included) and becoming more and more appreciative of the small luxuries that we, as Americans, take for granted everyday. I'm always looking for a travel partner, so if you're game...c'mon Cletus!!!
I’m really good at
The Monday crossword
Picking stuff up with my toes.
Playing air piano.
High-fiving <---I recently discovered that I, in fact, suck at this..but I'm working on it. *line up the elbows*
splicing profanities
Cussing out inanimate objects. That's right; fuck you, toaster.
Playing the "he/she is dead" game in movies. (Basically, anytime I'm watching a movie, I make commentary about the cast that's since kicked the bucket. I do it in every old movie. Even if I don't know for sure. If there's an ol' blue-hair in a 90s movie, I'll say "That lady?...yeah, she's dead now". Watching an old Comedy Central Roast is like a game-show for me. You'll get tired of it really quickly.)
Writing FOR HEROIN on the memo line of all my checks.
Parking in the Expectant Mothers spot at grocery stores and faking it.
Dancing to elevator music.
Falling asleep while watching movies.
Cutting my own hair. <--and yours if you ask nicely
Making you feel all warm and fuzzy.

I'm really bad at:
the Sunday crossword
accents <----unnaturally bad
not laughing in uncomfortable moments
navigating <--even worse than the accents
opening gifts while someone's watching me. I'm talking full-on anxiety.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I was 5- 12: "holy crap, is that Stephanie Tanner?!"
From 12-now: "is she mad? She looks mad." I have a perma-frown. Even when I smile, it's there. It's misleading and oftentimes makes me look unapproachable. You'll get over it.
BUT...I was recently told by the chick at Subway that my accent was "very pretty"....and Subway chicks know their shit. So I've got that going for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: This is the section in everyone's profile where my eyes glaze over and I go "yes...yes, I recognize some of these words."

Movie confession: I watched The Big Lebowski for the first time last week...and wow...what an overrated movie. Seriously, guys....OVERRATED.

Music: all the pretentious underground bands you guys have listed minus all the pretentious underground bands you guys have listed. What's that? No way! You're in a band?!?! I've never met anyone in Austin that has a band. You trendsetter, you.
I saw a bumper sticker last week that said "I don't care about your shitty band." and it resonated with me.

Food: I would do dirty, dirty things to the man/woman that invented sushi, just to show my gratitude. Cheese...any kind of cheese...god, I love cheese...you could sprinkle cheese on an orphan and I'd nom the shit out of it. Pretty sure I'm the only one from Seattle that thinks pho is phoking gross.
The six things I could never do without
1.COCONUT OIL. For serious. I have some on my person at all times. Forever in the fight against dry skin.

3.Laughter, laughter, laughter, lust/affection.

5.Shock value.

4.Masturbation (yes...girls do it).

2.My autographed photo of the tiger from the Hangover.

6.Numerical order

:::::A few things I could most definitely do without:::::

Lemon starbursts. WHO EATS THESE?!?!?!

Another christian hypocrite trying to convert me

Forced mingling (kids birthday parties, funerals, weddings, graduations)

consumerist holidays

Your negative comments. But keep the retarded/gross ones coming...they please the masses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
**will it come with cheese?
**You know those air-blown inflatable Santas you see during the holidays? People fit that into their budget!! They actually put that shit on their shopping list. --1. mustard 2. value pak toilet paper. 3.Giant, tacky, puffy Santa riding a motorcycle. Murica.

**How there are so many damn shirtless guys on this site. Seriously, dudes, put your clothes on. This aint MTV Spring Break.

** "I'm an adult?! Holy crap, I'm an adult." It's been 13 years and it still hasn't sunk in, yet.

**What two really fat people look like doin' the dirty. I CAN'T STOP IT!!! It's like a demon in my head! I see two huge people with a baby and I can't help but to think of what that horrific night of conception must've looked/sounded like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving the world one scotch at a time. Or being completely lame, surfing the internet by myself. Or wooing you on our first date. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I've got a total cougar crush on Diane Lane *contented sigh*. And I have seriously considered flashing prisoners on the side of the road. (only because I know it's been so long since they've seen some boobies). My breasts have never been and will never be as appreciated as they would on that day. Oh yeah, and in order to spell Mississippi correctly, I have to sing the M..i..crooked letter crooked letter..i..crooked letter crooked letter..i..hump back hump back..i song.

If you don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
These days I have my heart set on dating a virgin. And by virgin, I mean non-alcoholic. Moderation, dudes..moderation.
--You're excitable/enthusiastic. I've met way too many people that are very blase about living in this great city. I didn't move 2200 miles to get a crash-course on how/why to hate Austin.
--You're affectionate. I'm needy when it comes to that (and a sucker for the small stuff).
--The idea of buildering (gaining access into tall buildings, and sneaking up to their rooftops to drink/watch the sunset/sunrise) sounds amazing to you.
--You know how to slack-line and want to teach me
--You're spontaneous!!!! No, really. This is a make or breaker.
--You're a good tipper. Nothing is more of a turnoff than someone that doesn't appreciate customer service.
--You make jaywalking an art form
--You made it through my profile in all its grandeur.....and you laughed at my dumb humor at least once.
--You think you could make me laugh at your dumb humor at least twice.
--You're not on here just to find a bed buddy. SERIOUSLY....Don't approach me with an inappropriate sexual advance on IM or email. Don't do it. No.
HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF HOW NOT TO MESSAGE ME: (these are taken straight from my inbox...and every single one was an opening message)...I just recently decided to include the profile names/links beside them. (I got tired of them living in pervert anonymity.) Some of these go way back before I thought of adding the usernames, so those are lost forever. Either way, enjoy. Or grimace.
1. I'd let u mug me.
2. You have a beautiful vagina. (note: there are no pics of my vagina. Don't look for them)
3. You are attractive and I haven't had sex in forever. eyewtkas800
4. Do you fuck on the first date? Yummmy. Mmmmmmmm!!! s0l04life
5. Ever consider modelling?
6. I would ruin you. n8rough
7. Do you have a nice butt?
8. Would it be inappropriate to ask if you enjoy nine-inch long cocks? (to anyone that may be wondering the same....yes...it is inappropriate). letmegoletmego
8. Your profile makes me wanna cook ramen noodles. (that isn't creepy...just strange) dainjaman
9. I wish I could get on my knees and lick and kiss your inner thighs.
10. Holy spankable cuteness, You are hot!!!
11. Give me an hour with your boobies. Tripper 176
12. I would loooove to cum up from behind you and slip myself into u and feel ur asscheeks against my abdomen as I press into you from behind. Mmmm. Yumm. That would be hot. (My response: "does this approach ever work for you?")His reply: I just want to fuck the shit out of you. scrabbilities
13. have you had any luck of meeting anyone thatyou liked or liked you from this site you seem like a real picky bitch, oh of course unless theirs somethin init for you and by something i mean awhole lot. (Don't worry...I don't get it either...and yes, it is a direct quote.) kilji Oh...and side note: he wrote this after he tried to convert me to Christianity.
14. Your friend is hot. What's her number? (I agree, she is hot.)
15. The zionists aren't even bacon! (if anybody can tell me what the hell that means...)
16. I got some sick thoughts looking at your pics.
17. Wanna rate my cock? Sean19911991
18. you masterbating...mmmm....love to see that. kis989
19. Does penis szie matter to you? Ur the one who said masterbate. So ur the skank. Suck my cokc hoe. U fat pig. Ur mama sucked my cock so good. sporty1111 he recently changed his name to tennis999 (You'd think as often as y'all masturbate, you'd learn how to spell it)
20. I'm a fellow fan of masturbation. Interested in some sexy webcam fun? nimbusx (hey...at least he spelled it correctly)
21. Interesting profile since you talk about masterbation. Just curious if you use your fingers or a toy or a man's tongue? (my response: "I also talk about perverts..and dedicated an entire section to their creepy one-liners. ")..his reply: and that makes you one since you talk about masterbating and waear a bikini desperit to look hot. You sound as slutty as Bristol Palen (my response: "you should be desperate to go back to school...And it's Palin, you fucktard.") stormchaser_82
22. hello baby how are you do i my name is johnson i stay in cario in egpyt i like to know you if you can be my best friend so will can a best life if you like dat 475534
23. I am seeking a babydoll, slave girl, sub, for play, short term or long term. I do like to play the master or daddy role, but not set on any one thing as ive learned every girl prefers something different. I have a very creative sexual mind. Im into BDSM, JAPANESE ROPE BONDAGE, FUCKING MACHINES AND teaching a lady to SQUIRT. I love to teach someone new things. I can be as nasty as u desire, rough and hard on you as u desire. I can be romantic also. I can make u my lil babydoll and spoil u take u shopping and show u off. Or make u my dirty nasty lil cum loving slut. I can keep your bratty lil ass in line and punish u or reward you. (this is just a small excerpt from the message he left) mastertim52....and then a few weeks later, he left another..."Hi i saw yor profile & liked what i saw & read. Im going to keep it short and sweet cause i didnt want to do a copy and paste. Im 38, love shopping. Into most bdsm, fucking machines etc, look at my profile if you like what you read look me up mastertim52 on yahoo messenger"...I'm pretty sure he didn't read my profile, or else he would've noticed his spot on the Wall O' Pervs. ...and YET AGAIN (for the 3rd time)....he messaged me, but has changed his name to RNGolfer52
24. So does....alcohol usually get your panties droppin'? wellhungNCstud (I would've guessed by the name that he'd be a gentleman. Shame.)
25. there is no need to "fight" sobriety!!! if you desire TRUE RECOVERY, then just SURRENDER. Surrender is one of the spiritual principles contained in the 1st step. (this was kinda cute/sweet, but it's just a name, y'all. I'm no junkie.)
26. Nice legs. I'd like to have them rapped around me. Iamairin *giggle* "rapped"
27. hey hows it goin your into bondage thats awome how do i add u as a freind tsfheyu121 (???please tell me if there is any part of my profile that may suggest I enjoy bondage)
28. You are the first thing to enter my mind in the morning and the last thing to leave my heart at night.
Sounds strange and flattering I guess…? Waiting to hear from you....Let's talk. nishan_elendran (this was his first and only message
29. Ghost in the reeds. roxafox3 ????
30. hi...do u actualy like sex? or are u another tease? adventure3555
31. I have unearthed the ancient scrolls you speak of in your profile. But alas I am outside your stated age range. Perhaps a waiver of the rules? auscfan (this was sent AFTER I wrote the disclaimer. Way after).
32. you are full of shit,tipical repoblican. romanticj Yeah...my profile just SCREAMS "repoblican".
33. Does penis size matter? I say it does not , but I have a very big penis so Iam a por jugde. I wish it were true..for the love of god MAN...LOL your hot just whanted to try and makr you luagh take sweety jojo77lol
34. You could stop a train with a body like that. I wish I could play with you in my hot tub !!! Bigcreep Hey, at least he's self aware.
35. would you kick my balls?? bustmyballs43
36. i would love to find out what your twat tastes like blackkaimanent
37. let me lick it pls. you wanna lick me? (i said "please stop") you drive me HORNY. your responsible for making me HORNY. How often you have sex? don't aggravate my penis by showing such pic's. rainbo4u
38. How is it going Ante very beautiful and I would like shed tears as soon as the work of the fiercest Blouses played in my telephone Aldniphma Contact Contact Now 206-446-**** I imagine he paid a hilarious translator to write his sexy-time letters.
39. Miss, do you like submissive boys? craftycarrot
40. You r supah sex! Will you sit on my face? cosmiccharlie84
41. hey baby u r sexii and do u have a verizon phone danr3623 (compliments now come with a free commercial)
42. "Heya toots. What is the scent of your feet at present? "(me: "feta cheese") "sweaty girl feet are sexy" (me: "ok...u can stop now".) Ah fuck u then. Go count your dick. 4113n I'm a little lost as to how I would count my "dick"...(singular). But curious as to what kind of person would like feta feet, I looked at his profile and was COMPLETELY SURPRISED to find that he's into gaming. Yes way. So I thanked him for becoming my latest addition and he thanked me for failing at life. A toe humper... thanked ME... for failing at life.
43. I wanna be kissing your feet you so fine! Damn. adamiguess (i guess this is foot week)
44. I wonder howe you look when you have sex. nickissbbw (it's a girl)
45. Sassy FIT Bi SURFER Dude here, HI i'd love to chat TJTorrmay (you'd think that if ANYTHING, he'd all-caps the "Bi" part)
46. when is the last time a guy went balls deep on you? keak_da_sneak (and just as fast as I could get his name up here, he deleted his profile)
47. so looking for a fuck buddy by chance? want to take a young mans virginity...hit me back strikr9
48. My fav conversation...just because this guy was a goddamn idiot:
sex-monster: you are to smart for me
fightnsobriety:toO smart...and yes, I am.
sex-monster:lol did you know that most self made men have less then high school education!
sex-monster: and most collage grades work for them?
sex-monster:lol did you know einstine used to crap his pants... how smart is that?
fightnsobriety:I don't know who einstine is.
sex-monster:and Henery Ford only had third grade education?
sex-monster:ALbert Einstine?
sex-monster:oh boy you are a smart one huh
sex-monster:but at least you can spell ... right!
fightnsobriety:And I don't know what a collage grade is...or who Henery Ford is
^^ don't feel bad for him, guys. Look at his name. And if you don't see why the thread is funny, chances are we won't get along.
49. Hi how are you? I'd like to try the fuckmachine. Is it possible? andyfucking
50. whats up sexy dam u looking good do u date black men if not im sorry to bother u. nice_looking_br
51. bob- your some twisted in head broad huh
me- you're a highschool drop-out, huh?
bob- yeah and its amazing my IQ is 50 pts higher then yours go figure
me- higher thAn yours.
bob- can you say murder haha
cuase i like to slice your fat throat haHA fatheadbob
wowwwww.....who knew scholars were so aggressive!!!
52. I like reading, history, theatre, movies, kids, etc. I think you sound nice, silly, and you are hot too. I want to get to know you and be intimate with you soon. I am hoping for a LTR. Kisses. stpva1 this went from informative to flattering (kinda) to creepy in 2.3 seconds
53. can i ask you something personal? are you submissive in bed?
me: no
him: kinky?
me: you're my mother's age
concrete_window ... windowless_van would be more fitting
54. I have a few questions for you: 1. what dress size are u ? 2.what size bra do u wear? 3.what kind of panties do u wear like boyshorts or thongs ? 4.your vagina do u shave it or wax it or just leave it? 5. would you describe your vagina as being tight lets say 1 is super tight and 10 is pretty big where would u rate your vagina? 6. do you like having your breasts massaged licked and sucked on? 7. how many men have u had sex with ? 8. if we were having oral sex and i wanted to cum in your mouth and for you to swallow it would you ? 9. sex up to twice a day every day ? zomgsocool
55. hard no to notice the mention of cunnilingus, your lengthy missive notwithstanding. i'd be delighted to jump on a plane, meet you in a romantic spot, enjoy strawberries dipped in chocolate, a bottle of champagne, and i hope reciprocal oral; nothing quite like the extraordinary and exquisite intimacy of cunnilingus.warm regards gregorypaulson
56.I like working on licking all around the clit area and gently licking and sucking, pulling back on the mons area to expose the lips and clit as it swells..then sliding finger in and up to stimulate the GSPOT...is this how I make her squirt??? Please help MIKE mikerealperson Is it sad that I had to google "mons"?
57. This is an oldie that was lost in my inbox (I think he's long since deleted his profile, but it still merits recognition: First let me say i am very oral you might say i am an oral freak... i would love for you to sit on a my face with a vibrator and masterbate as i lick your holes and you squirm shiver laugh and cum.. I love purchasing sex toys ... I have bought toys that are a inexpensive to toys that are VERY EXPENSIVE and sexual medical devices.You get what you pay for in most cases.. I guess one of my fetishes are watching a woman cum or reach orgasm. multiple times.. sybianprovider
--As of a few months ago, I've realized that my profile lights up like a debaucherous christmas tree when creeps do their keyword searches....case in point:
58. so how many girls have you taught to squirt? boilermaker18
59. im a prisoner will you flash me? dytone
60. What are your thoughts on shower sex?? Good clean fun, or not so much? 1gr8gy2
61. Hi.I had a wonderful girlfriend who could orgasm and squirt,which is very hard to find....at least I have only been with one girl who has done that.
62. sweety cn i lik ur vaginaaaaaaa

MikeRealDude
62. hey sup uw anna have some fun? do u have a webcam? i have one we can video chat..id love to see what u got hidding over there;)..if u don't have a webcam, we can seend each other some risque pics;)..i can send first;) let me know which way u want it haha;) mikesmithmemphis
63. give me a chance , your sexy and your pics. get it going for me, come to hood river or. and kiteboard with me snowboardings over deano02
64. hey sexy lady u lookin for a good time ? i can give it to u good
and u know u would luv it gimmie ur # sweet lips and will talk zomgsocool yes, he's a repeat offender.
65. If you are interested in a exclusively sex meeting with me, let me know. 206-61*-**** kamisma
66. hello. sex?? mltattoo No need for formalities, I suppose.
67. hi...nice to meet you...you like masturb.,..i want to be your partner. thank you. Rudi_pay
68. nice bikini bod i want to fuck it i bet ur pussy is nice and wet just waiting for this 7 inch dick to penetrate yhou deep. tallandripped
69. like to be hog-tied. buffalotx
70. i'm to bold?
can I start masturbating too cum in your pussy deeply
you seem shy?
i'd like to fuck you so deep
as you scream fuck me in my ass
you wet?
to be cont.?
you in:)
am i in you mmmmmm
your just not fun
we're adults please?
you naked yet
your panties off? whightnight
^^this was a string of IMs I had when I logged on. For reals.... he carried on this conversation all by himself.
71. can i lick the ashes from your soul?
72. Can we masturbate together on the telephone? I'd love to hear your voice when you cum! Please get back to me - thanks! piho_taco
73. To funny! I love how stupid us guys can be! --i won't link his profile, because he was trying to be nice....It's just the irony that made me giggle.
74. yumm vaseline and mastrbation yumm and goo thing i like about your profile is youa re bold about it cute_cute_s
75. Hey gorgeous ;). I'm into kink, experimentation, dirty talk and naked pics. How do you fancy it? ;) tizza1394
76. you are so hot, the bathing suit pic gives me a stiff one. girl, you are an angel. When do you wanna go out?? I'll make time, I'm never too busy for you sweet babe ;) eddyclayton
77. sorry for sending rude message,,,but i really wan fuck u badly..i like u so much...
with luv, amy jo amyjohot I don't know why, but I read that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
78. I big teddy bear who is into bdsm. brittishtea
79. are you afraid of any thing not me i hope i like you , dan arteezer I like this one because he called me dan
80. hi.. awesome boobs dear jim4u_
81. How are you fighting soberiety!?!?..and why dont you just come smoke some bomb ass crystal, get horny ass hell..and i'll fuck the hell..out of you! beezybutter
82.cracking style
Gorgeous eyes
Wish I was there with u
As u read n reply to messages I sneak up behind u
Kissable neck . Would u be able to concentrate ?
Prisoners may want more than a flash lol let me help u there darkdimps
83. I want to see you use your fingers toys whatever as I make my hand sticky godschosen
84. hi im Dakota you like sex alot cool and hot pics 123dakota
85. Ok...I love that you are into fiddling yourself (did you really admit that in the profile?) TheGrandMe
86. i am online now and if you have time i would like to talk you there...i think we have a many things to do it together if you understund what i mean..i am wait you there...your fhoto is very sexy and hot!!! michalis1977
87. i wanna see your pussy :) boramersin
88.hello! i am Tim from Austria. i am an online slave. do you want to use me ? :) slatimm14
89. Do you find sex is better when you where high or sober.?? wefitperfect2
90. Hey! Interested in some naughty chat this evening? I have a deep sexy voice and a great imagination! ihavecome
91. Have pics if you are really open to hooking up. Can email or txt. 6ft. 165lbs. 8inch cock. Blondish. Hazel. Beard. allthosetimes80
92.Ok here goes I am fat trying to get healthier. Your a very intelligent young lady. I hope I don't insult you, but I was looking for a slave dom relationship. Where you would be my key holder Would you be interested in that sort of lifestyle? Sorry if I offended you. P.s. Bob Ross is the shit. wonderboy1330

Note: this list keeps growing. Check in for weekly updates.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, Hi, I'm Theresa; LET'S DANCE

Or if you're feeling brave, fb request me. www.facebook.com/fightnsobriety
Are we already at second base?..This feels like second base.

TL;DR I'm rad and you want to get to know me.