One of my BFFLs and I recently started playing a game called, "Biggest boner-kill." We've decided that the worst question someone can ask on a first date is, "Why are you still single?" It's the weirdest question and not something we'd ever think to ask a guy because no one is going to answer honestly if they're secretly batshit. So the next time a dude asks, I'm going to try to come up with his worst nightmare.
"I'm looking for my partner-in-Christ, and you heathens are fucking it up for us. Me and Jesus, that is."
"I'd marry FarmVille in a heartbeat, but they won't give me the tax breaks. Speaking of, want to buy a cow?"